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  • BillMurray 9 Oct 2012 11:05:55 8,283 posts
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    PearOfAnguish wrote:
    "Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuck-start her head"



    Sadly the vid cuts off before said cunt gets knocked the fuck out.
    Came in here to post this. Great film.
  • Dougs 9 Oct 2012 11:11:57 72,666 posts
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    Sexy Beast probably for me, but pretty much any time anyone says "cunt" at a rather inappropriate time gets me.
  • Gambit1977 9 Oct 2012 11:16:34 10,389 posts
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    Not a movie, but...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYmV70_U3oA&feature=youtube_gdata_player
  • LockeTribal 9 Oct 2012 11:24:37 4,603 posts
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    Saw a small bit of Nil By Mouth at the weekend. Good heavens, Londoners are very foul-mouthed, what?

    Probably not the best swearing, but possibly the most in that.

    Joe Pesci in Casino had some good ones if I remember correctly.
    "This motherfucker, you believe this? Two fucking days and nights! Fuck me? *Fuck me?* You motherfucker!"
  • billythekid 9 Oct 2012 11:29:07 11,759 posts
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    Watership Down
  • localnotail 9 Oct 2012 11:30:25 23,084 posts
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    Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
  • quadfather 9 Oct 2012 11:32:49 17,331 posts
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    I'm going to have to side with the Alan Ford crew I think for Snatch.

    In addition to the beauties that Duffman has posted, I particularly like "You can keep that silly fat wanker"

    Not massively offensive, but it's beautifully delivered
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 9 Oct 2012 11:35:55 17,036 posts
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    billythekid wrote:
    Watership Down
    #Turn around, cunt eyes#
  • PearOfAnguish 9 Oct 2012 12:07:23 7,550 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
    "Is this true?"
    "Yes, it's true. This man has no dick."

    Great line.
  • kinky_mong 9 Oct 2012 12:11:26 11,624 posts
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    A recent favourite is the swearing in Tyrannosaur. The explanation of why the main guy's wife earned the nickname Tyrannosaur followed by the simple line "...'cos I'm a cunt." made me laugh during what is a very bleak film.
  • MadCaddy13 9 Oct 2012 12:19:25 2,305 posts
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    I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
  • elstoof 9 Oct 2012 12:44:10 9,763 posts
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    billythekid wrote:
    Watership Down
    The book had its share of swearing. In rabbit language of course.
  • billythekid 9 Oct 2012 12:59:18 11,759 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    billythekid wrote:
    Watership Down
    The book had its share of swearing. In rabbit language of course.
    I know of no other film with a swearing seagull!
  • warlockuk 9 Oct 2012 13:04:49 19,287 posts
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    Merde! Merde! Merde! Merde!


    Merde!Merde!Merde!Merde!
  • warlockuk 9 Oct 2012 13:05:26 19,287 posts
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    Also, "Shut up, cunt".
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 9 Oct 2012 13:05:45 42,414 posts
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    Alright sweethearts, you heard the man and you know the drill, ASSHOLES and ELBOWS!
  • MadCaddy13 9 Oct 2012 15:28:09 2,305 posts
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    Goodfellas:

    'What are you doing here? I thought I told you to fuck your mother'
  • mrpon 9 Oct 2012 15:40:00 30,596 posts
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  • chopsen 9 Oct 2012 15:50:24 17,249 posts
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    Not really the "best" swearing, but little known Welsh ganger film Twin Town has so much swearing in it even I find it a bit hard to listen too, and I swear like a fucking cunt myself.

    Edited by Chopsen at 15:50:40 09-10-2012
  • Deleted user 9 October 2012 16:05:39
    The Thick of It has fantastic swearing, but it's a TV show. What you gonna do about it?
  • billythekid 9 Oct 2012 16:20:04 11,759 posts
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    The Business. Shit film but I do like the line "Did anyone order a cunt? cos theres one at the door".
  • skuzzbag 9 Oct 2012 22:42:57 5,934 posts
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    bad09 wrote:
    An old horror film called Monkey Shines has the best for me as it's the only time I ever heard a yank use the word "cunt" :)
    Try The Sopranos then as they hardly stop saying it.
  • skuzzbag 9 Oct 2012 22:46:36 5,934 posts
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  • barchetta 10 Oct 2012 08:00:50 1,441 posts
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    Very sweary movie, though no C-bombs that I remember, and possibly my favourite film to boot: The Big Lebowski has something like 250 uses of 'fuck'. It washes over you and helps carry you along on the vibe of the film.

    If I'm feeling low then watching this puts me back in good humour.

    Oh, and the dubbed version contains a bizarre anti-swear: "You see what happens when you fuck a guy up the ass?" became "You see what happens when you kiss a guy in the Alps?". Genius.
  • richarddavies 10 Oct 2012 09:05:09 3,610 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Only watched this for the first time about a month ago. Cracking film.
  • smoothpete 10 Oct 2012 09:17:48 32,292 posts
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    barchetta wrote:
    Very sweary movie, though no C-bombs that I remember, and possibly my favourite film to boot: The Big Lebowski has something like 250 uses of 'fuck'. It washes over you and helps carry you along on the vibe of the film.

    If I'm feeling low then watching this puts me back in good humour.

    Oh, and the dubbed version contains a bizarre anti-swear: "You see what happens when you fuck a guy up the ass?" became "You see what happens when you kiss a guy in the Alps?". Genius.
    Here ya go, enjoy
  • PearOfAnguish 10 Oct 2012 09:31:48 7,550 posts
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    barchetta wrote:
    Very sweary movie, though no C-bombs that I remember, and possibly my favourite film to boot: The Big Lebowski has something like 250 uses of 'fuck'. It washes over you and helps carry you along on the vibe of the film.

    If I'm feeling low then watching this puts me back in good humour.

    Oh, and the dubbed version contains a bizarre anti-swear: "You see what happens when you fuck a guy up the ass?" became "You see what happens when you kiss a guy in the Alps?". Genius.
    The weird TV cut of Robocop had some great bad dubbing. Motherfucker becoming 'mother cruncher' for instance.
  • smoothpete 10 Oct 2012 09:37:38 32,292 posts
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    "melon farmer"
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