The best swearing in movies

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  • Blakester 9 Oct 2012 09:45:12 3,567 posts
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    Watching the sublime Trading Places at the weekend, I was reminded of what is possibly one of the best examples of swearing in movie history.

    I give you Paul Gleason (NSFW obviously)

    Anyone beat that?

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  • Blerk Moderator 9 Oct 2012 09:46:13 48,225 posts
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    What was that Blade 2 line? Cock-juggling thundercunt? Something like that.

    That was more awesomely stupid than plain old awesome though.

    For me it's still the 'fuck' scene in series 1 of The Wire.
  • LeoliansBro 9 Oct 2012 09:46:38 43,132 posts
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    Sexy Beast.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • kalel 9 Oct 2012 09:47:01 86,240 posts
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    Shut your fucking face uncle fucker.
  • Toonster 9 Oct 2012 09:47:17 6,835 posts
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    First thing that came to mind. Though it's a montage rather than a specific moment.

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  • cryogamer 9 Oct 2012 09:48:04 21 posts
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    Stifler "motherfucker"

    Finch "grandmotherfucker"
  • bad09 9 Oct 2012 09:48:24 5,623 posts
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    An old horror film called Monkey Shines has the best for me as it's the only time I ever heard a yank use the word "cunt" :)
  • cryogamer 9 Oct 2012 09:50:43 21 posts
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    The fuck song from the start of jay and silent bob strike back
  • Jeepers 9 Oct 2012 09:54:14 13,173 posts
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    Sexy Beast and IN Bruges win.
  • Carlo 9 Oct 2012 10:02:36 17,948 posts
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    You motherfucker, I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna fuckin' cook you, and I'm gonna fucking eat you!

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  • LeoliansBro 9 Oct 2012 10:08:19 43,132 posts
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    In the Loop (and The Thick of It, it that's allowed).

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • elstoof 9 Oct 2012 10:08:34 6,587 posts
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    In The Loop.
  • elstoof 9 Oct 2012 10:10:43 6,587 posts
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    LeoliansBro wins.

    What's that line in the the Avengers Assemble? Mewling quim or something like that.
  • billythekid 9 Oct 2012 10:11:52 11,012 posts
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    Pulp Fiction and Sexy Beast
  • DUFFMAN5 9 Oct 2012 10:13:10 14,381 posts
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    Bricktop is ace.

    "Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem! Oh, yeah!"

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  • DUFFMAN5 9 Oct 2012 10:16:32 14,381 posts
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    @Boab
    One of my favs of all time. I know that speech back to front and upside down ;) The film is brilliant, funny and sad form the start 10/10 for me.

    Brick top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me

    Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

    Well, where'd you lose him? He ain't a set of fucking car keys, is he? And it ain't as if he's incon-fucking-spicuous now, is it?

    Edited by DUFFMAN5 at 10:19:03 09-10-2012

    "Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem! Oh, yeah!"

  • beastmaster 9 Oct 2012 10:19:16 11,144 posts
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    The start of 4 Weddings and a Funeral.

    Only because I've been in a similar situation :-)

    Edited by beastmaster at 10:19:28 09-10-2012

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • roz123 9 Oct 2012 10:19:43 7,112 posts
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    I was thinking of that bit in kick ass but I couldn't quite remember exactly what was said so I googled "hit girl cunt" into my work computer :lol: luckily no one was looking
  • johnson81 9 Oct 2012 10:21:15 373 posts
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    Paul Gleason in Trading Places is awesome, the ending on the train has some great lines as well.

    "Anyone move and the whore loses a kidney"

    "I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain".

    Great film.
  • Mr-Brett 9 Oct 2012 10:21:21 12,723 posts
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    Blerk wrote:
    For me it's still the 'fuck' scene in series 1 of The Wire.
    That is a great scene and probably wins for me too. NSFW Link, also I wouldn't watch if you haven't seen it before, these things are alway better in situ.

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  • bad09 9 Oct 2012 10:21:56 5,623 posts
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    Bricktop was ace (I reccomend Bricktop vader for anyone not yet seen that! It on Youtube). While we are talking Guy Richie films

  • elstoof 9 Oct 2012 10:28:28 6,587 posts
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    It's a bit long that Wire movie eh.
  • andywilkie35 9 Oct 2012 10:30:45 5,338 posts
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    Val Kilmer simply saying "cunt" in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

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  • roz123 9 Oct 2012 10:31:37 7,112 posts
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    Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.
  • PearOfAnguish 9 Oct 2012 10:49:37 7,135 posts
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    "Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuck-start her head"



    Sadly the vid cuts off before said cunt gets knocked the fuck out.

    Edited by PearOfAnguish at 10:51:25 09-10-2012
  • localnotail 9 Oct 2012 10:54:20 23,093 posts
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    There's some great swearing in Rob Roy, I think the accents allow them to get past the censors.
    A wee whiff of quim in the morning, Mr Cunningham sir - just the thing to clear your head

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  • mcmonkeyplc 9 Oct 2012 10:55:30 39,384 posts
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    You cock juggling thunder cunt!

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • neilka 9 Oct 2012 10:56:44 15,623 posts
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    Fantastic Mr Fox
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