Working titles for reality shows.

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  • elstoof 7 Oct 2012 17:41:10 6,586 posts
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    Ginger Productions are looking to enter the lucrative TOWIE, Desperate Scousewives etc reality TV market, currently brainstorming any catchy titles that double as mission statement. And it's Sunday afternoon, so what you got EG? So far we've got

    Pontefract Rakes: West Yorkshire based dandies add a bit of well groomed excitement despite their gloomy former mining town surroundings.

    Cornish Patsies: a group of vaguely attractive, yet unfortunately simple women from the Cornish peninsula who truly believe they are in contact with a Nigerian prince via email, among other hoodwinks and flim-flams.

    Brighton Cocks: something about West Street on a Friday night.

    Anything else?
  • Deleted user 7 October 2012 17:44:30
    elstoof wrote:

    Cornish Patsies: a group of vaguely attractive, yet unfortunately simple women from the Cornish peninsula who truly believe they are in contact with a Nigerian prince via email, among other hoodwinks and flim-flams.

    No idea but this sounds like a winner \o/
  • jonsaan 7 Oct 2012 17:46:56 25,326 posts
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    Starfuckers.

    FCUTA!

  • jonsaan 7 Oct 2012 17:47:17 25,326 posts
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    Famefluffers.

    FCUTA!

  • neilka 7 Oct 2012 17:53:27 15,623 posts
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    Ballbag Makeovers
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    David Cameron's Rapey Hour
  • StarchildHypocrethes 7 Oct 2012 18:02:34 25,390 posts
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    Peter Sutcliffe's Long Haul Lovelies.

    Edited by StarchildHypocrethes at 18:03:32 07-10-2012
  • SolidSCB 7 Oct 2012 18:09:36 6,386 posts
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    The Only Way Is AIDS.

    Everyone involved in the show is infected with AIDS, anyone involved in making it is given AIDS, anyone who enjoys watching it is given AIDS, anyone who remotely mentions anything to do with it or has had any association with any of these god awful shows in the past is given AIDS.

    Then we can all sit back, relax, and pretend none of this fucking nonsense ever made it onto a television screen.
  • mrpon 7 Oct 2012 18:12:38 28,411 posts
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    Jim'll Suck It

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • ED209 7 Oct 2012 18:16:26 505 posts
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    Glasgow-Smith-Klein: Glaswegian clubbers experiment with Ribena, Lucozade & branded narcotics until they can successfully envisage Mel Smith as a miniature German.

    Samantha Janus?

  • Trowel 7 Oct 2012 18:18:34 17,424 posts
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    Tom and Terry: Tom Cruise and John Terry are left handcuffed on a desert island with hilarious results.
  • Kostabi 7 Oct 2012 18:20:12 4,874 posts
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    Cunts. following the lives of average British teenagers.

    It's inevitable isn't it?
  • elstoof 7 Oct 2012 18:24:28 6,586 posts
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    Gary On Up the Kyber: Gary Glitter hand selects a talented youth theatre group in an effort to recreate the classic bawdy movie in his own inimitable style.
  • ED209 7 Oct 2012 19:02:05 505 posts
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    Saville Row: Pre-Courtroom drama where previous victims of Sir Jimmy's antics conduct aggressive debates on the most appropriate suit for the months ahead.
    Episode 1: 'Double-Breasted' vs 'Criminal Suit'.
    Next Week: 'Shell-Suit' vs 'Class Action'.

    Edited by ED209 at 19:05:27 07-10-2012

    Samantha Janus?

  • PazJohnMitch 7 Oct 2012 19:14:58 7,779 posts
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    Dads Barmy: A look into crazy old men.

    Who you really are: Scally kids find out who their fathers were and there siblings are really only half brothers and sisters.

    Antique Cunt: pornstar grannies

    Snatch of the Day: I would be very surprised if this doesn't already exist?
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 7 Oct 2012 19:27:47 37,300 posts
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    None of these can be any worse than Snog, Marry, Avoid.

    Follow me on Twitter: @MrTom
    Voted by the community "Best mod" 2011, 2012 and 2013.

  • PazJohnMitch 7 Oct 2012 19:33:14 7,779 posts
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    Top Queer: following gay guys on a night out in soho.
  • BryanAKADJ 8 Oct 2012 05:44:26 284 posts
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    Working titles for reality shows:

    Working titles for reality shows. The show.

    Eurogamer's local Canadian member. Eh?

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