Favourite FART smell

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  • ibenam 7 Oct 2012 10:35:30 840 posts
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    I'd have to go with that burning pepper stench which makes people heave.

    Edited by ibenam at 10:35:53 07-10-2012

    Edited by ibenam at 10:37:18 07-10-2012
  • smoothpete 7 Oct 2012 10:36:40 29,157 posts
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    Ok folks, time to turn off the Internet. We've reached the pinnacle.
  • Sid-Nice 7 Oct 2012 11:08:16 15,377 posts
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    I eat Parma Violets and my farts smell like lavender.

    NNID Sid-Nice

  • Ironlungs76 7 Oct 2012 11:09:09 3,557 posts
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    Sid-Nice wrote:
    I eat Parma Violets and my farts smell like lavender.
    :)
  • Derblington 7 Oct 2012 11:29:34 19,632 posts
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    Like air pushed through poo.
  • danathjo 7 Oct 2012 11:38:27 5,491 posts
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    Had some lethal pesto farts last night, worst i've had for a while

    /sticks head under covers

    Edited by danathjo at 11:42:11 07-10-2012
  • ZizouFC 7 Oct 2012 11:40:19 4,925 posts
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    Eggy
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    Cabbage, easily.
  • Graveland 7 Oct 2012 11:49:51 756 posts
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    The digested remains of a leprous tramp's semen. The stench is often accompanied by a residue that trickles down the inside of my thighs. The only way I can describe the smell is a cross between burnt rubber and bleach.
  • ILoveThrashMetal 7 Oct 2012 12:55:10 300 posts
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    Guinness

    Arsechickens

  • ibenam 7 Oct 2012 13:14:55 840 posts
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    ZizouFC wrote:
    Eggy
    Eggy is the bread and butter of farts.

    The classic and never gets old smell.
  • ibenam 7 Oct 2012 13:16:56 840 posts
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    Suprised no-ones mentioned beans on toast yet!



    You can smell it from your monitor!

    /licks
  • Lukus 7 Oct 2012 13:24:32 18,699 posts
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    Aren't there forums dedicated to this kind of thing? Dick and Dom perhaps?

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  • neilka 7 Oct 2012 14:00:50 12,015 posts
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    After devouring Diana Vicker's flesh my farts smell like angels' tears.

    if you have nothing intresting to say then you might as well just throw your bags on the truck and drive away

  • Pure-Ultra 7 Oct 2012 14:43:11 726 posts
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    My dad used to take me and my brother to football on a Sunday morning after wed both been on the lash finished off with a kebab. Our farts actually made him vomit once.
  • ibenam 7 Oct 2012 15:40:53 840 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    Aren't there forums dedicated to this kind of thing? Dick and Dom perhaps?
    Stop moaning you old fart.
  • localnotail 7 Oct 2012 17:37:05 21,449 posts
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    The fart of a menstruating woman may carry gentle sulphuric top notes over an odour vibrantly reminiscent of seaweed rotting in the afternoon sun on a tropical shore.

    Playing all the right notes— but not necessarily in the right order.

  • jonsaan 7 Oct 2012 17:39:44 24,217 posts
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    The fart is the likeable roving reporter for the EG mantra of FHUTA surely?

    FCUTA!

  • Dougs 7 Oct 2012 17:47:03 59,081 posts
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    Surely the only correct answer is "your own"
  • Nasty 7 Oct 2012 18:20:51 4,636 posts
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    It's a toss up between the beefy savoury post-steak fart or the rotting horse manure fug that only good home made lentil soup can provide.
  • Maturin 7 Oct 2012 18:51:28 1,650 posts
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    Any of the ones where you can actually identify food smells, especially too much raw onion.

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  • ibenam 7 Oct 2012 19:41:03 840 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    Surely the only correct answer is "your own"
    Give that man a cookie!
  • Goodfella 7 Oct 2012 20:20:20 1,952 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    Surely the only correct answer is "your own"
    This is true but the big question is, why, just why do we deride this perverse pleasure in sniffing our own guffs?
  • Pumpatron 7 Oct 2012 20:47:23 325 posts
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  • Pumpatron 7 Oct 2012 21:00:32 325 posts
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    Dunno what happened there.

    Anyway, my flatmate once mistook my fart for some kind of tasty meat I was preparing for tea.

    He was practically licking the air until I pointed out it was my guff he was so enthusiastically inhaling, at which point his expression turned from curious appreciation to disgust. :D
  • neilka 7 Oct 2012 21:03:18 12,015 posts
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    Pumpatron just dropped a few silent but deadlies.

    if you have nothing intresting to say then you might as well just throw your bags on the truck and drive away

  • Syrette 7 Oct 2012 21:12:52 38,347 posts
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    Pumpatron wrote:
    Dunno what happened there.

    Anyway, my flatmate once mistook my fart for some kind of tasty meat I was preparing for tea.

    He was practically licking the air until I pointed out it was my guff he was so enthusiastically inhaling, at which point his expression turned from curious appreciation to disgust. :D
    Sweet Jesus

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  • jonsaan 7 Oct 2012 21:16:39 24,217 posts
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    Syrette wrote:
    Pumpatron wrote:
    Dunno what happened there.

    Anyway, my flatmate once mistook my fart for some kind of tasty meat I was preparing for tea.

    He was practically licking the air until I pointed out it was my guff he was so enthusiastically inhaling, at which point his expression turned from curious appreciation to disgust. :D
    Sweet Jesus
    Is that what a fart of that calibre is named?

    FCUTA!

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