Favourite FART smell

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  • ibenam 7 Oct 2012 10:35:30 1,542 posts
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    I'd have to go with that burning pepper stench which makes people heave.

    Edited by ibenam at 10:35:53 07-10-2012

    Edited by ibenam at 10:37:18 07-10-2012
  • smoothpete 7 Oct 2012 10:36:40 31,828 posts
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    Ok folks, time to turn off the Internet. We've reached the pinnacle.
  • Sid-Nice 7 Oct 2012 11:08:16 15,851 posts
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    I eat Parma Violets and my farts smell like lavender.

    NNID Sid-Nice

  • Deleted user 7 October 2012 11:09:09
    Sid-Nice wrote:
    I eat Parma Violets and my farts smell like lavender.
    :)
  • Derblington 7 Oct 2012 11:29:34 22,287 posts
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    Like air pushed through poo.
  • danathjo 7 Oct 2012 11:38:27 7,525 posts
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    Had some lethal pesto farts last night, worst i've had for a while

    /sticks head under covers

    Edited by danathjo at 11:42:11 07-10-2012
  • Ziz0u 7 Oct 2012 11:40:19 8,648 posts
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    Eggy
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    Cabbage, easily.
  • ILoveThrashMetal 7 Oct 2012 12:55:10 825 posts
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    Guinness

    Arsechickens

  • ibenam 7 Oct 2012 13:14:55 1,542 posts
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    ZizouFC wrote:
    Eggy
    Eggy is the bread and butter of farts.

    The classic and never gets old smell.
  • ibenam 7 Oct 2012 13:16:56 1,542 posts
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    Suprised no-ones mentioned beans on toast yet!



    You can smell it from your monitor!

    /licks
  • Lukus 7 Oct 2012 13:24:32 19,475 posts
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    Aren't there forums dedicated to this kind of thing? Dick and Dom perhaps?

    Paintings & Photographs

  • neilka 7 Oct 2012 14:00:50 16,531 posts
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    After devouring Diana Vicker's flesh my farts smell like angels' tears.

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • Pure-Ultra 7 Oct 2012 14:43:11 741 posts
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    My dad used to take me and my brother to football on a Sunday morning after wed both been on the lash finished off with a kebab. Our farts actually made him vomit once.
  • ibenam 7 Oct 2012 15:40:53 1,542 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    Aren't there forums dedicated to this kind of thing? Dick and Dom perhaps?
    Stop moaning you old fart.
  • localnotail 7 Oct 2012 17:37:05 23,093 posts
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    The fart of a menstruating woman may carry gentle sulphuric top notes over an odour vibrantly reminiscent of seaweed rotting in the afternoon sun on a tropical shore.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • jonsaan 7 Oct 2012 17:39:44 25,440 posts
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    The fart is the likeable roving reporter for the EG mantra of FHUTA surely?

    FCUTA!

  • Dougs 7 Oct 2012 17:47:03 69,527 posts
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    Surely the only correct answer is "your own"
  • Nasty 7 Oct 2012 18:20:51 4,748 posts
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    It's a toss up between the beefy savoury post-steak fart or the rotting horse manure fug that only good home made lentil soup can provide.
  • Maturin 7 Oct 2012 18:51:28 3,231 posts
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    Any of the ones where you can actually identify food smells, especially too much raw onion.
  • ibenam 7 Oct 2012 19:41:03 1,542 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    Surely the only correct answer is "your own"
    Give that man a cookie!
  • Pumpatron 7 Oct 2012 20:47:23 389 posts
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  • Pumpatron 7 Oct 2012 21:00:32 389 posts
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    Dunno what happened there.

    Anyway, my flatmate once mistook my fart for some kind of tasty meat I was preparing for tea.

    He was practically licking the air until I pointed out it was my guff he was so enthusiastically inhaling, at which point his expression turned from curious appreciation to disgust. :D
  • neilka 7 Oct 2012 21:03:18 16,531 posts
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    Pumpatron just dropped a few silent but deadlies.

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • Syrette 7 Oct 2012 21:12:52 44,229 posts
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    Pumpatron wrote:
    Dunno what happened there.

    Anyway, my flatmate once mistook my fart for some kind of tasty meat I was preparing for tea.

    He was practically licking the air until I pointed out it was my guff he was so enthusiastically inhaling, at which point his expression turned from curious appreciation to disgust. :D
    Sweet Jesus

  • jonsaan 7 Oct 2012 21:16:39 25,440 posts
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    Syrette wrote:
    Pumpatron wrote:
    Dunno what happened there.

    Anyway, my flatmate once mistook my fart for some kind of tasty meat I was preparing for tea.

    He was practically licking the air until I pointed out it was my guff he was so enthusiastically inhaling, at which point his expression turned from curious appreciation to disgust. :D
    Sweet Jesus
    Is that what a fart of that calibre is named?

    FCUTA!

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