Michael Winner - 18 months to live

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  • Trowel 5 Oct 2012 13:54:03 17,797 posts
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    Ate a bad oyster a few years ago, contracted Vibrio vulnificus, now considering a trip to Dignitas for a permanent calm down... Christ, that's horrible.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2213137/Michael-Winner-Dignitas-help-die-says-film-director-doctors-told-18-months-live.html
  • thelzdking 5 Oct 2012 14:13:33 4,367 posts
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    He's taking his own advice and being pretty calm about it.
  • Murbal 5 Oct 2012 14:25:52 22,272 posts
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    Enough to put you off seafood for life.
  • mrpon 5 Oct 2012 14:30:11 29,001 posts
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    Is esure about this?

    Sorry.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Kay 5 Oct 2012 14:34:29 17,905 posts
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    Calm down dear, it might just be another commercial.
  • sport 5 Oct 2012 14:35:16 12,758 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Is esure about this?

    Sorry.
    oh you!
  • Deleted user 5 October 2012 14:40:01
    There's such an obvious one here that doing it will grant you negative pun points.
  • Murbal 5 Oct 2012 14:44:00 22,272 posts
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    Saturn_Ascends wrote:
    There's such an obvious one here that doing it will grant you negative pun points.
    Believe me, I was *this* close.
  • warlockuk 5 Oct 2012 14:48:17 19,180 posts
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBRk4LBl7w0

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • Dougs 5 Oct 2012 14:48:52 68,059 posts
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    Must....resist!

    He's a massive perv, although refreshingly not a paedo. My wife had to audition for him, said he's a very odd man and a huge letch.
  • mrpon 5 Oct 2012 14:59:54 29,001 posts
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    Saturn_Ascends wrote:
    There's such an obvious one here that doing it will grant you negative pun points.
    Two I reckon.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Dougs 5 Oct 2012 15:01:21 68,059 posts
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    Did he have a .... Nope, can't do it.
  • ecureuil 5 Oct 2012 15:02:53 76,875 posts
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    Death Wish
    The Big Sleep
    Appointment with Death

    There.

    Edited by ecureuil at 15:03:04 05-10-2012
  • kinky_mong 5 Oct 2012 15:08:04 10,357 posts
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    Lecherous old perv he may be, but I wouldn't WISH DEATH on anyone.

    Give me the minus points please.

    All the eurogamers who actually play with each other on xbl rather than just post pseudointellectual pc handwringing bollocks on the forums, love the shit out of biggy.

  • Sid-Nice 5 Oct 2012 15:08:07 15,851 posts
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    Dignitas clinic in Switzerland. FTW

    NNID Sid-Nice

  • Dougs 5 Oct 2012 15:10:00 68,059 posts
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    Boooooooooo @ecu
  • skowhegan Staff Writer, Gamer Network 5 Oct 2012 16:19:27 17 posts
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    @kinky_mong A winner is you.
  • Daryoon 5 Oct 2012 16:22:24 4,634 posts
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    Clam down, dear?
  • Carlo 5 Oct 2012 16:27:57 18,071 posts
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    He's going to appear on next week's Man Vs Food apparently.

    Guess who wins!

    PSN ID: Djini

  • Psychotext 5 Oct 2012 16:39:37 54,309 posts
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    Nice stuff that: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vibrio_vulnificus

    /is never eating an oyster
    /is not talking about clam
  • PhoenixFlames 5 Oct 2012 16:41:21 9,071 posts
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    Shucks!

    PSN - phoenix1flames

  • neilka 5 Oct 2012 17:05:09 16,105 posts
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    Going to Dignitas isn't very fair on his family, he sounds pretty shellfish.

    Lastly, I am gay, disabled, and a liberal.

  • Carlo 5 Oct 2012 17:08:39 18,071 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    Going to Dignitas isn't very fair on his family, he sounds pretty shellfish.
    Well it's his choyster go or not isn't it!

    Edited by Carlo at 17:09:41 05-10-2012

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  • mrpon 5 Oct 2012 17:10:16 29,001 posts
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    Blue Oyster?, Cunt!

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • ecureuil 5 Oct 2012 17:15:00 76,875 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    Nice stuff that: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vibrio_vulnificus

    /is never eating an oyster
    /is not talking about clam
    My brother lives in Canada, and I'm going to visit him for a week in December. We've already made plans to go to a tartare restaurant, and an oyster bar, since these are rare and expensive in England and somewhat more common over in Canada.

    Probably shouldn't have read Michael Winner's wikipedia page though.

    On 1 January 2007, Winner acquired the bacterial infection, Vibrio vulnificus from an oyster meal in Barbados. He almost had to have a leg amputated and was on the brink of death on several occasions. Before he fully recovered, Winner caught the "hospital superbug", MRSA.[18] In September 2011, Winner was admitted to hospital with food poisoning after eating steak tartare, a raw meat dish, four days in a row.
    Having second thoughts about this now. :D

    Edited by ecureuil at 17:15:43 05-10-2012
  • LeoliansBro 5 Oct 2012 17:16:53 44,420 posts
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    Oysters are not expensive. Borough Market natives are 6 for 6, and rocks are 6 for a fiver.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • ecureuil 5 Oct 2012 17:18:58 76,875 posts
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    They're expensive if you live in the Midlands! The one restaurant I know that sells them here charges 2.50 per oyster, and they're on the starter menu.
  • LeoliansBro 5 Oct 2012 17:25:28 44,420 posts
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    Try an oyster shooter. Bloody mary with an oyster (and all the juice) in it, followed tequila-style by biting down on a fresh caper berry.

    Small, sweet natives at the start of the season are one of the best things ever.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • bitch_tits_zero_nine 5 Oct 2012 17:38:08 6,652 posts
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    Never tried oysters. Haven't lived.

    Haven't tried lobster either. Damn shame.
  • effinjamie 5 Oct 2012 18:08:42 889 posts
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    Moral of the story, Dont eat Raw shit!

    PSN - effinjamie Xbox - effinjamie

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