We need a new Furbs

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  • Shevchenko 4 Oct 2012 20:11:10 921 posts
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    Who is willing to step up and become the next Furbs?

    For the newbs, let me explain. Furbs was the God of this place from 04-09. He was the boss. All the mods, admins and Rauper were in his pocket. Eurogamer had its glory days under his watch. Furbs fought off gamesradar, Rllmuk and many other forums. Eurogamer was the place to be. It was full of joy.

    Now lets take you back to the current Eurogamer. They removing booth babes because geeks can't control themselves. Under Furbs watch, those booth babes would not be wearing anything. The place is lifeless and full of zombies.

    We need another Furbs. Somebody to take the mantle, and continue the legacy that Furbs brought to Eurogamer. If this does not happen, Eurogamer will become the next IGN. And then after that, Murdoch will buy it. He will then brainwash you all.

    So who is willing to volunteer? Put your name down, and your bank account details below. Also your mothers maiden name, so I can verify. Date of birth would be nice too, as you must be over 18.

    Thank you

    Shevchenko
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 4 Oct 2012 20:20:54 41,735 posts
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    Uuuuh, Furbs hasn't left. He still posts.
  • Deleted user 4 October 2012 20:21:46
    Unfortunately, I wasn't around when the legend you call 'Furbs' was around. Can't you just cherish the memories and look forward to a disappointing future? Pfft. This site will never become IGNorant.
  • Shevchenko 4 Oct 2012 20:23:56 921 posts
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    Hello Tom.

    I like your sig. But let's get one thing clear, I am the peoples mod.

    Where is Furbs? I heard he was kidnapped by Somalian pirates, who wanted 50p for him. But his wife refused to pay the ransom.
  • chopsen 4 Oct 2012 20:26:59 16,937 posts
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    You are the peoples? What, all of them?
  • DaM 4 Oct 2012 20:27:22 14,008 posts
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    It'd be Booth Grannies with Furbs, be careful what you wish for....
  • Deleted user 4 October 2012 20:28:52
    Furbs will come back when Liverpool are good again.
  • Shevchenko 4 Oct 2012 20:29:45 921 posts
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    Chopsen wrote:
    You are the peoples? What, all of them?
    Yes, I was given this position by Furbs for life. I have mod powers too.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 4 Oct 2012 20:32:40 41,735 posts
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    Ah, it turns out he last posted 9 months ago on EG. Still, he does hang out on AllAboutTheGames.co.uk more often now.
  • chopsen 4 Oct 2012 20:33:44 16,937 posts
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    Shevchenko wrote:
    Chopsen wrote:
    You are the peoples? What, all of them?
    Yes
    Mum...?
  • Shevchenko 4 Oct 2012 20:35:32 921 posts
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    @MrTomFTW

    Hi Tom.

    It is against the rules to advertise other forums. I am giving you a warning, but next time I will not treat it so lightly.

    Thank You

    Shevchenko - The peoples Mod
  • Metalfish 4 Oct 2012 20:35:51 8,935 posts
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    AWTFAY?
  • thelzdking 4 Oct 2012 20:36:21 4,647 posts
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    Re-Furb-ish the forum?
  • chopsen 4 Oct 2012 20:36:54 16,937 posts
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    It's my mum. Sorry. I think she's been on the sherry again.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 4 Oct 2012 20:36:57 41,735 posts
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    @Shevchenko You sure those exploits still work?
  • King_Edward 4 Oct 2012 20:37:41 11,471 posts
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    Chopsen wrote:
    Shevchenko wrote:
    Chopsen wrote:
    You are the peoples? What, all of them?
    Yes
    Mum...?
    We can solve this by working backwards. What does everyone proverbially have?...
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 4 Oct 2012 20:39:37 16,956 posts
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  • Shevchenko 4 Oct 2012 20:40:31 921 posts
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    Chopsen wrote:
    Shevchenko wrote:
    Chopsen wrote:
    You are the peoples? What, all of them?
    Yes
    Mum...?
    I can be your mum too. If you want.
  • localnotail 4 Oct 2012 20:43:18 23,084 posts
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    We don't need a new Furbs, we have this guy. They really tie the place together.
  • Armoured_Bear 4 Oct 2012 20:43:19 13,870 posts
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    Shevchenko is clearly the answer.
  • chopsen 4 Oct 2012 20:45:41 16,937 posts
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    I thought that got fixed in the new forum upgrade. Guess not.
  • localnotail 4 Oct 2012 20:47:57 23,084 posts
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    Me too.

    Seemed worth a punt though.
  • Shevchenko 4 Oct 2012 20:48:03 921 posts
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    Now guys, I am flattered that you want me to be the next Furbs.

    But I have other commitments. Such as being the peoples moderator. That is hard work itself, I have to fight spammers and investigate rogue moderators. As well as warn people like Tom, who break the Terms & Conditions they signed up to.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 4 Oct 2012 20:50:57 16,956 posts
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    Thread title to be sung to the tune of

  • Shevchenko 4 Oct 2012 21:01:29 921 posts
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    I like you Neilka. But I'm sorry, I just don't think you cut out to be the next Furbs on here.

    Maybe somewhere like Rllmuk, I think you may have a chance of becoming the next Furbs. But I don't think you cut the mustard and are not what I'm looking for in the next Furbs.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 4 Oct 2012 21:08:45 16,956 posts
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    :(
  • Deleted user 4 October 2012 21:14:23
    All Furbs did was post about granny shagging and troll everyone who wasn't a Liverpool fan.

    For 60k posts or something.
  • Dirtbox 4 Oct 2012 21:18:33 80,930 posts
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    Furbs was a cunt.

    That is all.
  • Shevchenko 4 Oct 2012 21:19:24 921 posts
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    @Boab

    Now listen up boob. I don't know who you are, or where you came from. But let's get one thing, Furbs was never a troll. It was proven in his poll against Oasis.

    Show some respect for a Eurogamer legend.
  • disusedgenius 4 Oct 2012 21:19:42 6,039 posts
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    Meh. You say that about everyone.
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