EG Secret Santa, 2012 Page 4

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  • CosmicFuzz 19 Nov 2012 06:49:19 31,836 posts
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    Fleshlights are one size fits all right?
  • drhcnip 19 Nov 2012 06:51:06 4,928 posts
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    message received and understood, santa - thanks for organising
  • Salaman 19 Nov 2012 08:31:09 22,490 posts
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    robthehermit wrote:
    I think getting a package addressed to your username would be a good clue.
    The impatient and curious usually report they just got a package and opened it. Never looked at who from or to whom it was addressed. Not that I believe it. ;-)

    I shall get cracking on the forum stalker activities, the gift buying, etc and I'll patiently let me package sit under the tree until it's xmas eve, when I will gleefully open it, ask my sister to record it and post it on youtube in the tradition of fine EG unboxing videos of yesteryears.
  • boo 19 Nov 2012 09:10:54 13,124 posts
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    Indeed. I believe that everybody has an address headed up by either a username, or in the case of a work address, then I went with real name 'username' realname.

    So if anybody receives a parcel in the next four weeks* with your username on it, then it's a pretty safe bet it's your Secert Santa pressie.
    So no peeking! Stick it under the tree for the 25th.
    Of December!












    *Who am I kidding? We'll still be sorting this out in March. Like every other year.

    :oD
  • Armoured_Bear 19 Nov 2012 09:35:31 19,807 posts
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    I only just looked at this.
    Pity I'm too late :-)
  • DUFFMAN5 19 Nov 2012 09:46:36 21,406 posts
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    Salaman wrote:
    I shall get cracking on the forum stalker activities, (such as checking their posting history ;) )the gift buying, etc and I'll patiently let me package sit under the tree until it's xmas eve, when I will gleefully open it, ask my sister to record it and post it on youtube in the tradition of fine EG unboxing videos of yesteryears.
    ...Might be a perfect time to start my "I want Katy Perrys funbags in my mouth" thread

    Edited by DUFFMAN5 at 09:47:10 19-11-2012
  • TechnoHippy 19 Nov 2012 15:34:04 14,707 posts
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    I've started my stalking, however my latest victim only posted a few times in the last 2 months.

    So colon snake it is.
  • Carlo 19 Nov 2012 15:36:36 19,712 posts
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    Hey boo do you give us you address so we can send you a Christmas card as a way of saying thanks for keeping alive such an awesome EG forum tradition!

    I'm so excited!
  • drhcnip 19 Nov 2012 15:40:54 4,928 posts
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    *goes off to investigate the impending receiver of gifts*
  • boo 19 Nov 2012 15:42:53 13,124 posts
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    Very kind, but just knowing that there's the slightest possibilty of someone out there sitting in front of friends and family and unwrapping a colon snake on Christmas morning is reward enough.
  • TechnoHippy 19 Nov 2012 16:00:28 14,707 posts
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    I am tempted, it's a bit above the recommended £10 though ;-)
  • boo 19 Nov 2012 16:04:25 13,124 posts
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    You've done some research then?

    ;o)
  • TechnoHippy 19 Nov 2012 16:05:34 14,707 posts
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    £75 is the cheapest I've found so far.

    Hold on, what if I bought a second hand one?

    :-D
  • Salaman 19 Nov 2012 16:06:40 22,490 posts
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    DUFFMAN5 wrote:
    ...Might be a perfect time to start my "I want Katy Perrys funbags in my mouth" thread
    Every year. Tsss.

    Is there any way to see other posts besides the 8 or so listed in the profile page?
  • drhcnip 19 Nov 2012 16:08:00 4,928 posts
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    :Debay didn't find colon snake on its search so replaced it with colin snake

    http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html;jsessionid=63851A5C3337037C598E473538F733EC?_sacat=0&_from=R40&_nkw=colin+snake&_nkwusc=colon+snake&_rdc=1
  • bennyw01 Ad Operations Manager, Gamer Network 19 Nov 2012 16:32:45 505 posts
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    Im in sounds like fun :) address PM'd
  • caligari 19 Nov 2012 16:41:51 17,534 posts
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    Cheers Boo - address received. Now I just have to pop down to the 99p store to find something amazing for my Santee.

    Edited by caligari at 16:42:02 19-11-2012
  • blimeyguvnor87 19 Nov 2012 16:44:09 261 posts
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  • TechnoHippy 19 Nov 2012 17:15:45 14,707 posts
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    drhcnip wrote:
    :Debay didn't find colon snake on its search so replaced it with colin snake

    http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html;jsessionid=63851A5C3337037C598E473538F733EC?_sacat=0&_from=R40&_nkw=colin+snake&_nkwusc=colon+snake&_rdc=1
    I have a better idea - I can make one. All I need it some tubing and milliput for the grip, and some black spray paint. Job's a good 'un!
  • drhcnip 19 Nov 2012 17:30:53 4,928 posts
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    ooooh, i hope techno's my secrey santy now......a homemade colin snake, hurrah!
  • danathjo 19 Nov 2012 18:00:27 7,943 posts
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    A bit of hose pipe will do for mine, nothing fancy.

    Multi coloured would be good though, like the pattern they have on public transport to cover the stains.
  • elvenscroll 19 Nov 2012 19:38:42 1,629 posts
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    This thread is starting to terrify me.
  • Carlo 19 Nov 2012 20:21:53 19,712 posts
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    /deerstalker and pipe time!
  • TechnoHippy 19 Nov 2012 20:43:42 14,707 posts
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    You could use it as a pipe.
  • Carlo 19 Nov 2012 20:50:06 19,712 posts
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    TechnoHippy wrote:
    You could use it as a pipe.
    Heh... dude!
  • ibenam 19 Nov 2012 21:09:52 3,024 posts
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    Forgot about all of the stalky stuff and just went off and got a "normal" pressie.

    May have to go return it to compete with the "presents" on show here.

    To compound it i've been allocated an absolute nutter!

    You know who you are /waves fist
  • caligari 19 Nov 2012 21:14:43 17,534 posts
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    ibenam wrote:
    Forgot about all of the stalky stuff and just went off and got a "normal" pressie.

    May have to go return it to compete with the "presents" on show here.

    To compound it i've been allocated an absolute nutter!

    You know who you are /waves fist
    No, keep it - I like necklaces as much as the next man.
  • danathjo 19 Nov 2012 21:18:56 7,943 posts
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    Could be anyone really, you don't have to be crazy to post here...but it helps glololloll11

    /groan
  • Carlo 22 Nov 2012 20:00:00 19,712 posts
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    Bought and paid for. \o/

    /peed a little he was so excited!
  • robthehermit 22 Nov 2012 20:53:04 6,001 posts
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    Pah.

    Edited by robthehermit at 15:19:55 23-11-2012
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