Not Razz then.
EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE
Am I unreasonable? • Page 4
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neilka 12,597 posts
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glaeken 10,428 posts
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Registered 8 years agoPut it in but paint it the same colour as the walls in the room. Cover some of the lower part in the same floor covering you have in the room. You will need to judge the perspective correction on this so when viewing from the place you don't want to see the pole from the covering comes up to the correct level to hide it. -
mrpon 24,465 posts
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Registered 7 years agoTime for your pills Mr Glaeken, there there. -
megastar 16,985 posts
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Registered 8 years agoput one in the garage if she's desperate!
you don't want to come home from work and put your feet up and relax on the sofa with a nice pair of slippers on - watching Sky Sports News and all of a sudden have some bloody arms and legs flailing about all over the place!
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Blakester 2,944 posts
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Registered 9 years agoI say go for it.
Pop it in the bedroom, buy a leopard skin bed-spread and mirror tile the ceiling and you can lay on the bed in a leather thong and blonde wig pretending you're Peter Stringfellow.When you can't see the angles on the wall you're in trouble.
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sport 10,984 posts
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Registered 8 years agomegastar wrote:
This is quickly turning into some dirty snuff film.
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Razz 58,183 posts
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Registered 11 years agoTell she can have the pole if shes willing let you FHUTA. It's both something hard and long that you don't want somewhere personal.--------------------------------------------------------------------
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Aargh. 11,348 posts
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Registered 2 years agoYou get to fill the house with your shit like games consoles, why can't she have a pole? -
mrpon 24,465 posts
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Registered 7 years agoWho pays the majority of the mortgage? -
Aargh. 11,348 posts
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Registered 2 years agoShe has to put up with his tearful begging for sex once a month. I think she's earned a treat for that. -
megastar 16,985 posts
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Registered 8 years agoAargh. wrote:
Thats like saying, you treated yourself to a DVD so i bought myself a TANK!!
You get to fill the house with your shit like games consoles, why can't she have a pole? -
TechnoHippy 14,303 posts
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Registered 10 years agoMake her watch Enemy Mine - she will then understand why she can't have a pole. -
SClaw 826 posts
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Registered 4 years agoSimple solution. Express an interest in the “fitness” side of the pole yourself.
It’s a new house fitting, a shared thing. Suggest that you might fancy giving it a go, if it’s that good for you and such seeing as it’s there. “Maybe we could go together, love, to classes and such! You know how I love spending time with you on your interests!” etc. Watch her drop that shit like a hot brick.
Obviously… you’re bluff may backfire tragically (and hilariously). -
Razz 58,183 posts
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Registered 11 years agoOh she wants it there? Seems aggresive.--------------------------------------------------------------------
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SClaw 826 posts
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Registered 4 years ago@rodpad And if nothing else that will create more quality gaming time! -
mrpon 24,465 posts
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BinaryBob101 21,187 posts
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Registered 4 years agoHang on a mo, this is a bit of a pointless argument. The decent poles out there to buy are pretty easy to erect and dismantle. Easy enough to do it after each session.
Sorry if I'm being too serious.Goose fat is sponsored by:
Lens Flare
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megastar 16,985 posts
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Registered 8 years agoYou should be, Bob! You have ruined this for everyone! -
kalel 77,157 posts
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Registered 10 years agoI hear poles can be less easy to erect as the years go by. -
rudedudejude 1,890 posts
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Registered 7 years agoTell her to dance round your pole! -
FogHeart 721 posts
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Registered 6 years agoAgree to get the removeable pole if:-
1) If she doesn't use it for over a week then you are permitted to remove it and store it somewhere. And proper use, a half hour at least.
2) She can ask you to put it back, but only twice or three times. After that she has to put it back herself.
3) She is not permitted any other exercise devices while she has that one.
4) If it sits in storage for a month you are permitted to dispose of it, and either charge her for the inconvenience or pocket any money gained from its sale for yourself whichever applies. Letting the fad drop should be something that hurts her in the pocket and puts money in yours.
It works because:-
1) She is grossly overestimating her resolve to use this as a keep fit regime. Of course we know it's partly asserting authority, seeing that she can make your shared abode be what she wants it to be. She won't stick to it, it's ridiculous and whimsical.
2) She'll grossly overestimate her resolve to do things for herself. "Oh, I've already asked him twice, shall I try to put it up? Nah, sod it, when is EastEnders on?
3) By the time you can dispose of it (don't tell her just do it) she'll have forgotten that it's there in storage. Tell her if it ever comes up, which would be at her next fad, and she'll reflect on how it's just put money in your pocket in the long run. -
Graveland 878 posts
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Registered 3 years agoThey come over here, take our jobs - and now our wives and girlfriends want to dance around the bastards in the living room whilst we're watching the tele! Tell her you want a Lithuanian in the bedroom, that'll learn her!"If I cast my eyes before me, what an
Infinite space in which I do not exist;
And if I look behind me, what a terrible
Procession of years in which I do not
Exist, and how little space I occupy in
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Gruff 2,311 posts
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Registered 10 years agoI had this exact same problem with a ex of mine, was always against getting a pole installed, I was of the opinion it was a low class and somewhat slutty method of keeping fit.
Turns out the ex was well matched
/Judgement may be somewhat clouded
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kinky_mong 8,209 posts
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Registered 5 years agoHave any erection jokes been made yet? I would hate for this thread to pass without one?
Or a joke about the similarity between the object of a pole and the races of people known as poles?
Edited by kinky_mong at 18:13:00 02-10-2012I'll never get my Orc looking the same again.
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Toonster 6,763 posts
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Registered 8 years agoI really miss these sort of threads on EG. I miss the days of BlizeH's emotional issues and threads about why men have nipples. -
Kostabi 3,966 posts
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Registered 8 years agoThis thread got me through a slow afternoon at work so thanks all. -
kadooosh 736 posts
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Registered 3 years agoFogHeart wrote:
I like this idea!
Agree to get the removeable pole if:-
1) If she doesn't use it for over a week then you are permitted to remove it and store it somewhere. And proper use, a half hour at least.
2) She can ask you to put it back, but only twice or three times. After that she has to put it back herself.
3) She is not permitted any other exercise devices while she has that one.
4) If it sits in storage for a month you are permitted to dispose of it, and either charge her for the inconvenience or pocket any money gained from its sale for yourself whichever applies. Letting the fad drop should be something that hurts her in the pocket and puts money in yours.
It works because:-
1) She is grossly overestimating her resolve to use this as a keep fit regime. Of course we know it's partly asserting authority, seeing that she can make your shared abode be what she wants it to be. She won't stick to it, it's ridiculous and whimsical.
2) She'll grossly overestimate her resolve to do things for herself. "Oh, I've already asked him twice, shall I try to put it up? Nah, sod it, when is EastEnders on?
3) By the time you can dispose of it (don't tell her just do it) she'll have forgotten that it's there in storage. Tell her if it ever comes up, which would be at her next fad, and she'll reflect on how it's just put money in your pocket in the long run. -
Toonster wrote:
I was hesitant on posting it tbh, half I did though made me laugh and has some decent responses in!
I really miss these sort of threads on EG. I miss the days of BlizeH's emotional issues and threads about why men have nipples.
Good to know alot of people have the same reaction to me... 'in the living room?? Fuck off!'
Well see tho.. -
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