Should be handy if you have any plumbing jobs that need doing in future.
if you have nothing intresting to say then you might as well just throw your bags on the truck and drive away
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neilka 11,923 posts
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ram 3,422 posts
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Registered 8 years agoGet it and when she's not using it cover it in honey and wire it to the mains. It will make for an excellent bear trap.
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darkmorgado 22,483 posts
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Registered 4 years agoneilka wrote:
potd
Should be handy if you have any plumbing jobs that need doing in future.Now with 80% more Cthulhu!
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Dr.Haggard 4,004 posts
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Registered 10 years agokadooosh wrote:
You don't think it's weird? It's a pole. In your house.oi wrote:
I don't think it's weird.. Just inconvenient and annoying
Why would anyone want a pole in their room. This is just weird imo. Say no to having the pole but try and make it up in some other way. -
darkmorgado 22,483 posts
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Registered 4 years agoMaybe she has plans to gradually convert your house into a strip club and then kick you out.
Has she got any bras with tassles or sequins on them? If she has then I'd be worried.Now with 80% more Cthulhu!
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lordofthedunce 261 posts
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Registered 4 years agoI'm sure there's a section at Whickes for what you need. -
THFourteen 28,985 posts
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CosmicFuzz 18,777 posts
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Registered 6 years agoShe wants a pole in the living room you mean? That's complete nonsense. Bedroom at a massive push, but not if it's a main room in the house where folk will be around.
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MetalDog 23,448 posts
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Registered 11 years agoTreat it the same way you'd treat any other sizable bit of exercise equipment. How would you feel if it was a stationary bike or a bench press or something?-- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.
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Rhythm 2,042 posts
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jonsaan 24,193 posts
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Registered 7 years agoSo how does it work. I'm assuming that a pole from floor to ceiling that can take total body weight needs to be fitted into the joists?
Tell her your joists are too narrow and it could bring the ceiling down.FCUTA!
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CosmicFuzz 18,777 posts
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Registered 6 years agoMetalDog wrote:
That is an excellent point.
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THFourteen 28,985 posts
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Registered 8 years agoMetalDog wrote:
if it was a bench press i'd be pretty worried about my mrs getting rock solid norks especially if that was the only exercise she was doing.
Treat it the same way you'd treat any other sizable bit of exercise equipment. How would you feel if it was a stationary bike or a bench press or something? -
mrpon 23,990 posts
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Alastair 11,888 posts
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Registered 11 years agodarkmorgado wrote:
I, on the other hand, would be chuffed to bits!
Has she got any bras with tassles or sequins on them? If she has then I'd be worried.Not as nice as I used to be
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Trafford 3,999 posts
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Registered 5 years agoI'd love some sort poledancing in the room whilst I play a nice misogynistic videogame. Go for it. -
sport 10,902 posts
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Registered 7 years agoCosmicFuzz wrote:
Just to clear things up - is this pole removable? i.e. she puts it up, does her routine, then packs it away somewhere?MetalDog wrote:
That is an excellent point.
Treat it the same way you'd treat any other sizable bit of exercise equipment. How would you feel if it was a stationary bike or a bench press or something? -
StarchildHypocrethes 22,450 posts
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THFourteen 28,985 posts
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DaM 11,735 posts
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Registered 11 years agoI think you are being entirely reasonably. I can help you out though - I am quite happy for her to install her pole in my games room. Is she free Friday night?
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Salaman 16,550 posts
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Registered 9 years agoI'm with MD. If it was a rowing matching or something like that you'd probably put it in the garage. So get her to put it in the garage.
Either that or roll with it and go the full nine yards. Make a small raised dais in the bedroom, get mirror tiles on the wall behind, put up some spotlights, get a decent sound system, set up some chairs in front of the dais. When she's training, get some mates around to "play strip club". You can all sit there and make howling sounds and do cat calls and stuff, giving her a more realistic Stripper Pole routine and you and your mates something to do on Wednesdays when there's not much on the telly anyway. -
sport 10,902 posts
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Registered 7 years agoDaM wrote:
Cashews or GTFO!!!
I think you are being entirely reasonably. I can help you out though - I am quite happy for her to install her pole in my games room. Is she free Friday night?
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Aargh. 11,132 posts
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Registered 2 years agoI don't get why you wouldn't encourage a free pole dancing show from your other half.After chasing sunsets one of life's simple joy is playing with the boys
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darkmorgado 22,483 posts
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Registered 4 years agosport wrote:
Must... resist... obvious joke...CosmicFuzz wrote:
Just to clear things up - is this pole removable? i.e. she puts it up, does her routine, then packs it away somewhere?MetalDog wrote:
That is an excellent point.
Treat it the same way you'd treat any other sizable bit of exercise equipment. How would you feel if it was a stationary bike or a bench press or something?Now with 80% more Cthulhu!
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quadfather 4,732 posts
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Registered 3 years agoMy mrs said the same thing once, but she realised that we wouldn't have a place to put it practically. And yes, it was for fitness. In the end, she chose a different exercise regime.
It's apparently a fairly common thing with women that want to keep fitpsn = quaddy456
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andytheadequate 7,050 posts
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Registered 2 years agoSurely this is the perfect opportunity for a bit of brinksmanship.
She's taken up pole dancing as a hobby, you could take up boxing, then ask to install a boxing ring in the bedroom -
sport 10,902 posts
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Registered 7 years agoI don't doubt the strength and cardio benefits of a solid pole workout, but there is no chance I'm having a permanent fucking pole in the middle of the living room.
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Distract her with some candyfloss or a bell and she'll soon forget about it.
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