Video Game Jokes

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  • GeezaTap 30 Sep 2012 14:14:27 288 posts
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    Shall we have a go at making some video game jokes?

    I'll get the ball rolling.

    I got the missus a Sackboy sex toy for her birthday, although she said it was a Little Big for her.......

    Wny can't you heal a T-Virus bite in KFC?
    Because the 13 herbs and spices used are a secret.

    [/coat]
  • Deleted user 30 September 2012 14:16:22
    Lets not.
  • neilka 30 Sep 2012 14:21:15 16,247 posts
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    Why did Pac-man hit Ms. Pac-man?

    Because he was an alcoholic!
  • Deleted user 30 September 2012 14:22:00
    Darkfall.
  • speedofthepuma 30 Sep 2012 15:08:28 13,304 posts
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    The main character of the Halo series and the main character of the Gears of war series are talking. One of them tells the other one a joke. He says:

    "A guy goes into a seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the day. The waiter wheels over a trolley and the man examines the dishes.

    "I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please" says the man.

    "Okay." replies the waiter and calls out "Gervais!!"

    A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.

    Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear running down its face.

    Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid.

    "Not to worry" says the waiter, and calls out "Hans!!" at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen.

    "Sir", says the waiter, "this is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans, kill that squid!"

    The dishwasher wields a huge rolling pin and is just about to bludgeon the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringes back and gives a little cry.

    "I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid" Hans admits, his lower lip trembling.

    "Well sir," says the waiter, "it just goes to show...

    ...

    That Hans that do dishes, can be soft as Gervais. with mild green, hairy lip squid""

    Both of the videogame characters laugh at this point.

    I lurk. If I've spoken to you, I'm either impassioned, or drunk.

  • Fatiguez 30 Sep 2012 15:11:16 8,749 posts
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    Knock knock

    who's there

    Mario

    Mario who

    Mario this thread is retarded
  • Physically_Insane 30 Sep 2012 15:11:58 8,990 posts
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    Guys, leave it to the professionals.

    uglygamer wrote:
    Who is the toughest Street fighter character

    Balrog - Because I reckon he is based on Mike tyson.

    Whats the difference between Street figter and Street Fighting.

    One is fighting in the streets in real life, one is in the game.

    Who came up with the idea of Street fighter

    A person[/spopiler]

    Whats a similarity between Ken and RYU

    they both have 3 letter names.

    Why are capcom releasing Street Fighter IV in 2009 instead of now.

    CAuse they can.

    How comes this aint on Wii

    Its too violent.

    How comes this aint based in the World war times.

    Because that would have looked really silly



    Edited by Physically_Insane at 15:12:09 30-09-2012
  • superdelphinus 30 Sep 2012 15:55:50 8,089 posts
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    Why did the chicken cross the road
    Because he wanted to be a prelude to a few decades of twitch based simple gameplay
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