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  • LeoliansBro 26 Sep 2012 12:37:06 44,215 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    senso-ji wrote:
    Incidentally, if she was 16, 17 or 18 and still in school, it would still be illegal, and he'd still be put on the sex offenders register.
    WHAT?!
    Is this 'as a teacher at her school'? Because I've pretty sure it's open season to fuck anything that's old enough to remember Johnny Bravo

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • nickthegun 26 Sep 2012 12:37:47 59,908 posts
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    The why is that he seems like a fucking idiot.

    It also makes you question the quality of teachers teaching our children.

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  • Ka-blamo 26 Sep 2012 12:39:22 7,349 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    elstoof wrote:
    What did they bond over
    Her desk
  • sport 26 Sep 2012 12:40:01 12,723 posts
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    LeoliansBro wrote:
    elstoof wrote:
    Any 30 year old man who "falls in love" with a 15 year old girl is mentally handicapped surely. What did they bond over, a mutual 1Direction obsession? Sylvanian Families collection? Panini sticker trading? These things are all great for snaring a bit of underage snatch, but come on bro she'll be legal before you know it.
    Funny that the disbelief in this thread seems more centred around 'I can't believe he did this, they have nothing in common' rather than 'I can't believe he did this, abusing his position of power and authority and willingly breaking the law to blamboozle a child'.
    For the majority of the world this is a perfectly fine courtship, you just have outdated western views!!
  • elstoof 26 Sep 2012 12:41:06 7,315 posts
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    Under 18 and in your care, eg a student at your school = offence.

    In another school = bang away.
  • elstoof 26 Sep 2012 12:45:01 7,315 posts
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    Over 16 rather.
  • Stickman 26 Sep 2012 12:46:21 29,666 posts
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    In Italy they'd be asking why he's attracted to older women.

    THIS SPACE FOR RENT

  • Load_2.0 26 Sep 2012 12:48:17 19,268 posts
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    In Africa he would now be cured of AID's.
  • neilka 26 Sep 2012 12:48:31 15,914 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    Under 18 and in your care, eg a student at your school = offence.

    In another school = bang away.
    Best that we specify under 18 *and* over 16. Deckard, turn the van around.

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • THFourteen 26 Sep 2012 12:48:47 33,415 posts
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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19725791

    apparently its all the governments fault.
  • Ka-blamo 26 Sep 2012 12:50:02 7,349 posts
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    The French system of how to determine the youngest person you should be with is 'half your age and plus 7'
  • RyanDS 26 Sep 2012 12:50:48 9,356 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    In Africa he would now be cured of AID's.
    She's 15 and in England.

    That boat sailed at least 3 years ago.
  • kalel 26 Sep 2012 12:51:20 87,627 posts
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    Age of consent is 15 in France I think. Not sure that's massively relevant, but it might be.
  • nickthegun 26 Sep 2012 12:51:25 59,908 posts
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    Still....a teacher, eh? Makes a change from gangs of Asian guys.

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  • kalel 26 Sep 2012 12:53:03 87,627 posts
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    13 in Spain somewhat astonishingly.
  • LeoliansBro 26 Sep 2012 12:53:33 44,215 posts
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    Ka-blamo wrote:
    The French system of how to determine the youngest person you should be with is 'half your age and plus 7'
    Yep, although it's reversed for men and women because the French still live in the late 50s (see the Stella Cidre 'hilarious' adverts. Don't drink that shit though, it's awful). So women take seven years off their age and then double it.

    And doesn't count. For me, for instance.

    Edited by LeoliansBro at 12:54:08 26-09-2012

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • senso-ji 26 Sep 2012 12:53:59 5,909 posts
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    Ka-blamo wrote:
    The French system of how to determine the youngest person you should be with is 'half your age and plus 7'
    Explains why Gene Simmons never visits.
  • LeoliansBro 26 Sep 2012 12:55:02 44,215 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    Age of consent is 15 in France I think. Not sure that's massively relevant, but it might be.
    Oooh, interesting. Is a nonce-offence based on the who or the where?

    Because the latter is fucking broken, but possible.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Dougs 26 Sep 2012 12:59:49 67,688 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    The why is that he seems like a fucking idiot.

    It also makes you question the quality of teachers teaching our children.
    Just knowing some of those from Uni that went on to be teachers is enough to do that.

    What I can't work out is how he thought running off to France could possibly end well. Cleay tapped. And a nonce of course.
  • Ka-blamo 26 Sep 2012 13:00:16 7,349 posts
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    LeoliansBro wrote:
    kalel wrote:
    Age of consent is 15 in France I think. Not sure that's massively relevant, but it might be.
    Oooh, interesting. Is a nonce-offence based on the who or the where?

    Because the latter is fucking broken, but possible.
    Age of consent in Japan is 14, but there are rules about the age gap which i can't think of off the top of my head.
  • Zidargh 26 Sep 2012 13:02:26 1,675 posts
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    What happens if you shag someone who was born on a leap year?
  • elstoof 26 Sep 2012 13:02:29 7,315 posts
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    How're the plans for that Brownies field trip to Spain coming along Deckard?
  • sport 26 Sep 2012 13:02:36 12,723 posts
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    So basically, what we're saying is the age of consent in the UK is too damn high!!
  • Max_Powers 26 Sep 2012 13:05:00 1,098 posts
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    Thread delivers :)

    Who knew child adbuction could be so hilarious!
  • Deleted user 26 September 2012 13:06:28
    At least she's sexy.
  • kalel 26 Sep 2012 13:07:17 87,627 posts
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    LeoliansBro wrote:
    kalel wrote:
    Age of consent is 15 in France I think. Not sure that's massively relevant, but it might be.
    Oooh, interesting. Is a nonce-offence based on the who or the where?

    Because the latter is fucking broken, but possible.
    Must be the where. That's the whole basis of the sex tourism industry isn't it?
  • Deckard1 26 Sep 2012 13:07:23 27,981 posts
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    The age of consent in Turkey is "until they can fight you off"
  • THFourteen 26 Sep 2012 13:08:48 33,415 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    The age of consent in Turkey is "until they can fight you off"
    I thought that was how gypsies got married.

    (yes i have watched those programmes)

    Edited by THFourteen at 13:08:58 26-09-2012
  • RobTheBuilder 26 Sep 2012 13:09:29 6,521 posts
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    @Zidargh It's acceptable, but only on another leap year
  • Goban 26 Sep 2012 13:09:30 9,054 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    The age of consent in Turkey is "until they can fight you off"
    Is that a general rule or are they tested every year?
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