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  • Carlo 25 Sep 2012 14:55:29 18,499 posts
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    You are looking at a fully armed and operational automatic hands-free sperm extractor that's about to go into action at Zhengzhou Central Hospital in China.
  • the_dudefather 25 Sep 2012 15:06:19 9,643 posts
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    Fully armed?

    PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS. YOU HAVE 15 SECONDS TO COMPLY
  • Fake_Blood 25 Sep 2012 15:10:53 5,074 posts
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    CHINA DON'T CARE
  • Ginger 25 Sep 2012 15:11:52 7,008 posts
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    Nasty
  • ginge51 25 Sep 2012 15:15:01 26 posts
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    Holy shit I'll be on that thing all day.
  • Fake_Blood 25 Sep 2012 15:16:49 5,074 posts
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    I want it cold, slow and full amplitude.
  • BinaryBob101 25 Sep 2012 15:17:51 25,721 posts
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    Bagsy going first.
  • KayJay 25 Sep 2012 15:18:58 5,316 posts
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    Carlo wrote:
    You are looking at a fully armed and operational automatic hands-free sperm extractor that's about to go into action at Zhengzhou Central Hospital in China.
    We have one of those at work.
    It's called the receptionist. :)
  • mcmonkeyplc 25 Sep 2012 15:28:13 39,893 posts
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    Now that's what I call population control.

    They should ship a million of these to India.
  • Carlo 25 Sep 2012 15:36:07 18,499 posts
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    /licks nib of pencil

    Dear Santa...

    Edited by Carlo at 15:36:17 25-09-2012
  • Murbs 25 Sep 2012 15:39:52 22,975 posts
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    BinaryBob101 wrote:
    Bagsy going first.
    And no-one's going to want to go second.

    'What do you mean it's used?'
  • BinaryBob101 25 Sep 2012 15:40:30 25,721 posts
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    Especially after me.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 25 Sep 2012 15:40:48 17,036 posts
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    Finally I can retire my bucket of warm offal with Miley Cyrus's face sellotaped to the side.
  • KayJay 25 Sep 2012 15:42:06 5,316 posts
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    Murbal wrote:
    BinaryBob101 wrote:
    Bagsy going first.
    And no-one's going to want to go second.

    'What do you mean it's used?'
    s'alright, step aside..!
  • FuzzyDuck 27 Sep 2012 04:32:19 6,592 posts
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    Mrs. Claptrap.
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