Help me. My cat is going nuts.

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  • Radamel 12 Sep 2012 23:04:26 902 posts
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    Ok. I bought these spider-shaped cookies for my cat and since the first time I fed him with those his tail has been pointing skyward. I don't know what the fuck is going on.

    Even when he's asleep his tail is as stiff as a rod and it makes me and my child shit our pants. It never gives up. It stands there, pointing at the sky like silicon boobs.


    Any suggestion?

    Edited by Radamel at 23:05:10 12-09-2012
  • Deleted user 12 September 2012 23:05:43
    er...!

    Take it to the vet asap! O_o
  • Load_2.0 12 Sep 2012 23:06:24 20,972 posts
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    See if you can pick up Heart FM.
  • Load_2.0 12 Sep 2012 23:07:53 20,972 posts
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    Also something about statement this is sooooooooooooo wrong.

    Even when he's asleep his tail is as stiff as a rod and it makes me and my child shit our pants. It never gives up.
  • RockmanBluesX 12 Sep 2012 23:11:30 1,457 posts
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  • caligari 12 Sep 2012 23:16:09 17,236 posts
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    Your cat is stuffed, isn't it?
  • spamdangled 12 Sep 2012 23:17:05 27,924 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    See if you can pick up Heart FM.
    :D

    Sounds like some bizarre kitty-viagra. Does it look like it's causing him pain? How long has it been like that?
  • Radamel 12 Sep 2012 23:21:43 902 posts
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    The cat doesn't seem to mind it at all. It lives it's regular life, just like before.

    If it hurts I'm sure Eureka wouldn't be so comfortable playing with it's toys like it does.

    Edited by Radamel at 23:25:24 12-09-2012
  • Nexus_6 12 Sep 2012 23:23:33 3,927 posts
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    Try blowing forcibly on the cats anus.
  • Deleted user 12 September 2012 23:23:49
    Maybe so but it's not normal for a cats tail to be erect all the time.
  • caligari 12 Sep 2012 23:24:51 17,236 posts
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    Perhaps you could try eating a few of those cookies before walking your son to school, tomorrow morning?

    If you get home without getting arrested then you'll know that it's definitely a problem with the cat and NOT the cookies.
  • spamdangled 12 Sep 2012 23:29:09 27,924 posts
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    Radamel wrote:
    The cat doesn't seem to mind it at all. It lives it's regular life, just like before.

    If it hurts I'm sure Eureka wouldn't be so comfortable playing with it's toys like it does.
    Still no answer how long this has been going on for. If it's just a few hours it's probably premature to get alarmed. If it's been a few days then yeah it's a bit weird.

    What were these biscuits? Got a link?
  • SteveHolt 12 Sep 2012 23:33:51 425 posts
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    Maybe you should try to confuse him?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2Je1CEPkUM
  • X201 12 Sep 2012 23:33:51 16,615 posts
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    Radamel is puzzled.

  • Radamel 12 Sep 2012 23:39:57 902 posts
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    Oh. I fed him with those when I got home to lunch yesterday noon but up until 1:30 pm his tail was okay. My wife got home at 5:00 and then she noticed it.

    I put away the package, so I'm not really sure what was the brand. Tomorrow I'll check it at the supermarket.

    Edited by Radamel at 23:41:16 12-09-2012

    Edited by Radamel at 23:51:32 12-09-2012
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 12 Sep 2012 23:47:21 17,036 posts
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    put tail up bum
  • Radamel 12 Sep 2012 23:54:05 902 posts
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    LeoliansBro wrote:
    Cats don't really have active control over their tails. If he's in no discomfort see if it sorts itself over the next few days.
    Really? That's quite a relief, actually. It must be some sort of chemical fuck up in his tail caused by the cookies.
  • spamdangled 13 Sep 2012 00:02:20 27,924 posts
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    Hmmm, not so sure about that. Cats use their tails to indicate their mood along with their ears to communicate with other cats (though I accept that it may be down to instinct more than conscious control).

    But I agree with him about just giving the cat some time to see if it rectifies itself. Cats are pretty good and making a point of telling you if they're in pain, so if he's not complaining and there are no obvious signs of pain, discomfort or changes in mood then I wouldn't be too alarmed after just 24 hours.

    Give it til the weekend then if it still hasn't sorted itself, take him for a quick checkup just in case.

    After googling the stiff tail thing, the only thing I could find was a Daily Mail article making out as if there is some sort of mystery pandemic and all cats are at risk of being put down.

    Obviously I wouldn't put much stock in that, given the source.

    To be honest, you should be more concerned if the tail is limp.

    Edited by darkmorgado at 00:04:35 13-09-2012
  • 8bitMofo 13 Sep 2012 00:25:28 481 posts
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    Thread needs video
  • smoothpete 13 Sep 2012 06:26:22 32,292 posts
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    Use it to transport donuts
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 13 Sep 2012 06:57:14 42,410 posts
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    A useful carrying handle.
  • Deleted user 13 September 2012 07:37:52
    Hammer. Use a hammer. This will correct the tail.
  • BillMurray 13 Sep 2012 07:47:26 8,283 posts
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    Disappointed with the lack of at least one photo In this thread. Sounds pretty mental though, I'd go to the vet.
  • Ziz0u 13 Sep 2012 08:14:41 8,892 posts
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    My cat's tail does the same whenever he's excited. Maybe he just loves dem treats?
  • Rusty_M 13 Sep 2012 08:19:56 5,420 posts
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    Use it as a feline dodgem
  • Salaman 13 Sep 2012 08:20:10 20,546 posts
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    How is your cat going nuts. Can someone please correct the thread title to "Help me. I think I broke my cat('s tail)"
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