Emergency Public Warning: Lidl's pizzas are repugnant

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  • Dirtbox 10 Sep 2012 19:26:29 81,883 posts
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    Tell your family and friends.
  • Deleted user 10 September 2012 19:27:40
    You can remove the word "pizzas" from the title quite happily, really.
  • DFawkes 10 Sep 2012 19:36:10 25,994 posts
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    Some of their cakes are pretty awesome. There's a lot of alright stuff there really, but the pizzas are not among them. They are indeed terrible, terrible things.
  • localnotail 10 Sep 2012 19:52:45 23,084 posts
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    Replace the word Lidl with the word "frozen".
  • Deleted user 10 September 2012 19:57:37
    Replace the word public with the word "ghost".
  • mal 10 Sep 2012 19:58:48 24,192 posts
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    Old
  • dr_swin 10 Sep 2012 20:08:18 4,925 posts
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    Lidl do a carbonara sauce that is quite tasty but without doubt the most horrifically stinking foodstuff you could ever come across. The house is virtually uninhabitable afterwards!
  • Fatiguez 10 Sep 2012 20:13:39 8,830 posts
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    meme wrote:
    You can remove the word "pizzas" from the title quite happily, really.
    I won't hear a word said against Lidl you heathen. It's way better than fucking... WalMart! Yeah, take that.
  • Deleted user 10 September 2012 20:19:26
    No argument there.
  • X201 10 Sep 2012 20:37:49 16,615 posts
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    We need a price to naffness ratio.

    How much do the aforementioned pizzas cost?
  • von_Doll 10 Sep 2012 20:55:13 2,148 posts
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    If you pay more than a quid fifty for a pizza from Lidl's, you've been ripped.

    Anyway, I concur on the pizza front. Nasty stuff. Top of their line seems to be last season's Goodfellas.

    Some of their Deluxe stuff is great though - the cereals are far better than some of the equivalent major brands.

    Edited by von_Doll at 20:55:48 10-09-2012
  • asha 10 Sep 2012 21:44:58 2,009 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    Lidl's kettle chip knock offs are better than real kettle chips FACT
    That's not difficult is it? Kettle Chips are awful and inexplicably hard.
  • ILoveThrashMetal 10 Sep 2012 21:50:40 983 posts
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    They do some round biscuit wafer things with a hazelnut/chocolate creamy thing in the middle, top notch if you have a case of the munchies. Also can't fault them on their beers, 1 pint bottle of baveria is 99p and tastes a million times better than the knats piss chemical fosters/stellar shit that's brewed over here.
  • Vortex808 10 Sep 2012 22:33:50 8,687 posts
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    ILoveThrashMetal wrote:
    They do some round biscuit wafer things with a hazelnut/chocolate creamy thing in the middle, top notch
    I concur wholeheartedly with this post. Those things are great.
  • mal 10 Sep 2012 22:48:11 24,192 posts
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    Indeed, Bavaria is top notch (though it's not an own brand as far as I know, but a proper brand in Holland they've managed to get a few hundred cases of cheap). Speaking of their own-brand booze, their dark rum is quite nice, although their brandy is a little harsh.
  • caligari 10 Sep 2012 23:10:22 17,236 posts
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    I don't live near a Lidl store - a shame, because I used to love their yoghurts.
  • ElNuevo9 10 Sep 2012 23:27:32 13,923 posts
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    I wouldn't even dare look at a Lidl, let alone set foot in one.
  • Tom_Servo 10 Sep 2012 23:28:34 18,082 posts
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    ElNino9 wrote:
    I wouldn't even dare look at a Lidl, let alone set foot in one.
    More of a Farmfoods man?
  • Kami 10 Sep 2012 23:28:36 2,578 posts
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    I have a Lidl's opening about a half mile from me by Xmas, they've taken over an old car dealership warehouse.

    Any competition here is good though - the only supermarket we have here for miles is a Morrisons. They'e enjoyed a quite healthy monopoly around here after the Eurospar went tits up (having bought out the Somerfield).

    And you've no idea how awful Eurospar were. Truly, horrifically dire. Shot-dated goods at full price. They really didn't seem to understand that fruit and veg sold in bulk needs to be able to keep longer than twenty-four hours.
  • caligari 10 Sep 2012 23:39:54 17,236 posts
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    I picked up a few bits from Iceland, earlier today. Crispy Pancakes! I thought they'd been outlawed.

    I'm pretty sure that they get the voice-cast (tavern wenches et al) from the Fable games to work in those places, too.
  • silentbob 10 Sep 2012 23:41:16 29,228 posts
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    lidlol
  • Sid-Nice 10 Sep 2012 23:41:46 15,851 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    Also their fresh cooked bread is vunderba. The pizzas do look shit though.
    The doughnuts are excellent value too at 4 for a £1; basically the same doughnuts that Tesco charge £6 or £7 for 12.
  • Deleted user 10 September 2012 23:50:49
    I like Ike
  • neosalad 11 Sep 2012 06:56:38 953 posts
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    I've quite liked the pizzas I've had from lidl. obviously a fresh pizza is going to win hands down, but frozen pizza is always handy to have in the freezer..

    Iceland's own make are awful though....

    I've become rather fond of lidl lately... I love their "luxury fruit&nut muslei" it really is good... And some of their chocolate biscuits are pretty yummy...
  • elstoof 11 Sep 2012 07:37:03 9,761 posts
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    You bunch of peasants. Netto pizzas are where it's at.
  • Deleted user 11 September 2012 08:05:34
    Lidls do the best chocolate.
  • S.J.Rogers 11 Sep 2012 08:48:09 3,555 posts
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    I know not of this Lidl you speak of..? One only shops in M&S Food or Waitrose…

    /Taps cane.
  • sport 11 Sep 2012 08:53:34 13,066 posts
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    Could we start a collection for DB? Seems like he's hit hard times.
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