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  • Syrette 28 Aug 2012 22:37:12 45,630 posts
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    Any of you had any good ones recently?

    Just got this lovely message after I beat this kid 2-0 on FIFA (after having many shots on target prior to that, so it's not like I got lucky). Of course he quit right before the end of the game.



    Can't tell if he's coming on to me or if he really hates me that much for beating him in a game of FIFA.

    Edited by Syrette at 22:40:19 28-08-2012
  • heyyo 28 Aug 2012 22:48:12 14,364 posts
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    I can see where he's coming from, internet gaming is serious business.
  • monkehhh 28 Aug 2012 22:51:28 3,949 posts
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    I'd say report it - but would they do anything about it?

    U CUNT.

    Edited by monkehhh at 22:51:48 28-08-2012
  • Futaba 28 Aug 2012 22:54:26 3,575 posts
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    Most of mine come from winning/losing at Street Fighter, or betraying people on Halo Reach :)

    graysonavich wrote:
    Did that "Zone" bollocks ever do anything?
    Nope, they didn't actually change anything.

    Edited by Futaba at 23:00:55 28-08-2012
  • Deleted user 28 August 2012 22:57:00
    RUSE is a haven of nice messages.

    Last really nasty one I got was back on Halo 3. Guy hated me.
  • SolidSCB 28 Aug 2012 22:57:36 8,849 posts
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    My favourite ever abusive message, after beating some guy ranked in the top 10 in the world in PES2008.

    "Fuck off".
  • boo 28 Aug 2012 22:59:38 12,222 posts
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    I got abuse the other night after a game of backgammon, of all things.
    Apparently, due to the dice throws I got, I was 'a joke', and when I finally beat him (or her), and this is after they'd won the first match, apparently 'I suck'.

    If it had been some gun toting slaughterfest, I could understand it, but backgammon?
  • Load_2.0 28 Aug 2012 23:01:34 21,100 posts
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    Reply.

    "You're extremely average, in every way possible. However with regard to FIFA you excel at being awful.

    At one point I was laughing so hard at how utterly pathetic you were that my neighbour banged on the wall in an attempt to stiffle my cackling.

    My only concern is that you may be handicapped in some fashion mentally, physically, perhaps you played using your feet? This would go a little way towards explaining the randomness and lack of any discernable skill displayed.

    An angry stamping goat with a pad taped to its hoof would present more of a challenge."

    Take up macrame or needlepoint but never play this game again. You really are THAT bad.
  • FWB 28 Aug 2012 23:08:52 48,724 posts
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    School holidays at the moment.
  • robthehermit 28 Aug 2012 23:17:38 4,806 posts
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    You should have gone 'Pirotic' on his arse. That would have shown him.
  • Afiddes 28 Aug 2012 23:27:23 1,164 posts
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    Ok what did he mean when he called you cute?? Am I missing something or is that a compliment
  • Ziz0u 28 Aug 2012 23:35:00 9,002 posts
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    "buy a face assface" Going to use that during my next altercation.
  • kinky_mong 28 Aug 2012 23:43:34 11,683 posts
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    Anyone else read all these abusive messages in Adam Buxton's "angry Youtube comment" voice now OR SUTIN?!

    Damn you Bug!
  • Dirtbox 28 Aug 2012 23:45:09 82,332 posts
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    I've got an abusive message to billy_sastard: HAHA FUCK YOU AND GOOD RIDDANCE
  • Sid-Nice 28 Aug 2012 23:46:12 15,851 posts
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    It will take 30 minutes to call someone "U Cute" on the Wii U; you might be U Cute, but not as U Cute as Princess Peach.
  • Deleted user 28 August 2012 23:53:16
    Dirtbox wrote:
    I've got an abusive message to billy_sastard: HAHA FUCK YOU AND GOOD RIDDANCE
    Quoted.
  • Dirtbox 29 Aug 2012 00:01:45 82,332 posts
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    You can put that in your sig.
  • Deleted user 29 August 2012 00:02:16
    Dirtbox wrote:
    I've got an abusive message to billy_sastard: HAHA FUCK YOU AND GOOD RIDDANCE
    He's gone? What happened there then?
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 29 Aug 2012 01:57:31 17,079 posts
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    That message is an outrage, I had bagsies on Syrette's mum tonight.
  • Ashwood 29 Aug 2012 02:13:36 409 posts
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    kinky_mong wrote:
    Anyone else read all these abusive messages in Adam Buxton's "angry Youtube comment" voice now OR SUTIN?!

    Damn you Bug!
    Yes.

    TAKE THAT TO THE BANK YOU MUFFIN FACTORY!
  • FuzzyDuck 29 Aug 2012 03:35:27 6,727 posts
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    'You brush your teeth with knobs' popped up on screen before i entered a fight with some guy on VF5: FS recently.

    I genuinely laughed at it, beat him in the fight, grief reported.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 29 Aug 2012 06:19:07 42,603 posts
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    Chainsaw n00b.
  • RyanDS 29 Aug 2012 08:00:17 10,715 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    I've got an abusive message to billy_sastard: HAHA FUCK YOU AND GOOD RIDDANCE
    He's gone? What for?
  • nickthegun 29 Aug 2012 08:07:37 64,536 posts
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    Being a massive bellend
  • ZuluHero 29 Aug 2012 08:12:08 4,677 posts
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    Aww.. at least he thinks you cute ;)
  • BillMurray 29 Aug 2012 08:45:09 8,319 posts
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    MrTomFTW wrote:
    Chainsaw n00b.
    Did we have a thread a while ago where someone on here got an abusive message on Gears of War from some Dutch lad. I think the words 'cancer slit' or something were used?
  • AcidSnake 29 Aug 2012 08:56:31 7,413 posts
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    BillMurray wrote:
    I think the words 'cancer slit' or something were used?
    That's even worse...It was cancer slut, wasn't it?

    I do remember the thread, but no idea how to locate it with the current search...

    Also for what thread was Billy cast out?
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