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  • Rusty_M 3 Aug 2012 09:29:16 4,694 posts
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    My flat is in a mess because I haven't tidied or vacuumed in a while. That's what this thread is about, right?

    My hair is also a mess.

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.

  • Venatio Event Features Manager, Gamer Network 3 Aug 2012 09:48:23 4,629 posts
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    Notice how niteninja doesn't mention what's really going on? Alien abductions. Thankfully you can fight back against these space terrorists with a fetching hat.

    "sounds like a public school ponce"

  • Ginger 3 Aug 2012 09:57:50 6,843 posts
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    Venatio wrote:
    Notice how niteninja doesn't mention what's really going on? Alien abductions. Thankfully you can fight back against these space terrorists with a fetching hat.
    "6. Make small holes in top for hot climates.
    If the temperature is over 80 degrees F and the helmet is hot to wear, use an awl or similar tool and punch some small holes in the top of the helmet."

    Honestly, with the audience reading that site, you'd think they remind people to *take the helmet off first!*

    Edited by Ginger at 09:57:57 03-08-2012

    London open taekwondo champion

  • w00t 3 Aug 2012 10:06:12 11,124 posts
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    I love this conspiracy site.

    Specialising in pyramid energy.

    The day charity died - NEVER FORGET

    (the mic was OK in the end)

  • roz123 3 Aug 2012 10:22:52 7,113 posts
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    Thats great
    http://www.riseearth.com/2012/08/new-world-order-symbolism-in-best-of-us.html#.UBuXu6O84vU
    This run down of the olympic commercial is excellent.
  • RedSparrows 3 Aug 2012 10:25:23 22,766 posts
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    'The rulers in the Hunger Games movie'

    Jesus wept, at least get some proper fucking totalitarian references.
  • gang_of_bitches 3 Aug 2012 10:26:27 5,608 posts
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    roz123 wrote:
    Thats great
    http://www.riseearth.com/2012/08/new-world-order-symbolism-in-best-of-us.html#.UBuXu6O84vU
    This run down of the olympic commercial is excellent.
    That is brilliant. Sometimes I worry that I waste too much time doing pointless shit, this reassures me that it could be so much worse.
  • roz123 3 Aug 2012 10:27:20 7,113 posts
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    A genuine quote from that article

    Anagrams of "The Best of Us":

    Both Fetuses
    Bush Foe Test
    Bust These Of
    Busts Thee Of
    Stubs Feet Oh
    Butts Fees Ho
    Bust Fees Hot
  • RedSparrows 3 Aug 2012 10:30:50 22,766 posts
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDAGngAc9_M

    A much more interesting video.
  • Fab4 3 Aug 2012 10:31:56 6,083 posts
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    gang_of_bitches wrote:
    roz123 wrote:
    Thats great
    http://www.riseearth.com/2012/08/new-world-order-symbolism-in-best-of-us.html#.UBuXu6O84vU
    This run down of the olympic commercial is excellent.
    That is brilliant. Sometimes I worry that I waste too much time doing pointless shit, this reassures me that it could be so much worse.
    Yeah, these guys take nutcasing to a whole new level...Olympian even :D
  • andytheadequate 3 Aug 2012 10:33:25 8,188 posts
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    EyeLand wrote:
    Venatio wrote:
    Notice how niteninja doesn't mention what's really going on? Alien abductions. Thankfully you can fight back against these space terrorists with a fetching hat.
    You don't usually get style and safety, I like. Just wearing tin foil makes you look weird.
    Indeed, but those pesky aliens have some tricks up their sleeves:

    'They are good at manipulating your spouse to have a conflict with you about wearing the helmet'

    No woman will stop me wearing my anti-alien helmet!
  • neilka 3 Aug 2012 11:23:27 15,968 posts
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    DDevil wrote:
    neilka wrote:
    niteninja wrote:
    im going to give you a full on A-Z of whats happening behind the scenes in recent months.
    Isn't this also how the Fresh Prince of Bel Air started?
    Now this is the story all about how
    Our lives got flipped, turned upside down
    And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
    I'll tell you how the US gov is working with Al-Qaeda

    In slavery to the system born and raised
    Being exploited is where I spent most of my days
    Working hard, frettin', tin-foil hattin' all cool
    And all watching YouTube videos inside of my room
    When a couple of lizard-men, they were up to no good
    Started making trouble in my government
    I made one little bomb and my mom got scared
    And said "You're seeing a therapist before you make me lose my hair"

    I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
    License plate said "TRUTH" and had a sheep on the mirror
    If anything I could say that this cab was rare
    But I thought nah, forget it, the truth is out there!

    I pulled up to my house about seven or eight
    And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, holmes smell you later!"
    Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
    To sit on my throne as the prince of the Truthers
    A+++ would read again

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • psychokitten Moderator 3 Aug 2012 11:43:48 7,794 posts
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    It's insane how ignorant you all are, and that you don't fear the molemen.

    You'll see. You'll all see.
  • Cosquae 3 Aug 2012 11:48:26 1,223 posts
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    @psychokitten But if they're molemen, surely they can't see?
  • gang_of_bitches 3 Aug 2012 11:53:20 5,608 posts
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    Cosquae wrote:
    @psychokitten But if they're molemen, surely they can't see?
    Wake up and smell the riverbank motherfucker! From Kenneth Grahame to Matt Groening a cabal of human collaborators have conspired with the Molemen to cultivate an image of meekness and short sightedness. It's all a lie.

    Edited by gang_of_bitches at 19:21:58 03-08-2012
  • gang_of_bitches 3 Aug 2012 12:01:33 5,608 posts
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  • psychokitten Moderator 3 Aug 2012 12:23:52 7,794 posts
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    Cosquae wrote:
    @psychokitten But if they're molemen, surely they can't see?
    That's what they want you to think.
  • thelzdking 3 Aug 2012 13:00:58 4,367 posts
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    Right now we have six gold medals, six silver medals and six bronze medals - that's 666, people! What does this say about the Olympics?
  • Brave_Dave 3 Aug 2012 17:03:34 109 posts
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    @psychokitten

    CRAB PEOPLE!!!! CRAB PEOPLE!!!! TASTE LIKE CRAB, TALK LIKE PEOPLE!!!
  • DFawkes 3 Aug 2012 20:47:05 22,987 posts
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    I thought Fruit admitted he was niteninja? Then again, it's Fruit. Might've been messing with me.

    Oh for goodness sake, I've caught my scrotum in my zip again - Margaret Thatcher, 1986

  • BinaryBob101 3 Aug 2012 20:49:27 22,983 posts
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    Fawkes, I thought the very same thing. I'm sure he said so in London. Not that you were in London. You would have enhanced the day if you has been in London though.

    The Grumpy Vaper

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 4 Aug 2012 16:40:16 38,270 posts
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    Voted by the community "Best mod" 2011, 2012 and 2013.

  • Retroid Moderator 4 Aug 2012 17:39:10 44,782 posts
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    MrTomFTW wrote:

    EXCELLENT. I'd forgotten about those.
  • neilka 4 Aug 2012 20:46:23 15,968 posts
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    Oh God, Fruit has arrived.

    ABANDON THRAED

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

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