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...Kinect, indie games and red rings.
"If there's anything in reality that's not fun, we will change it."
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mrpon wrote:If you penis can ever be mistaken for a climbing rope then your wife is a very lucky lady. And is probably bow legged.Deckard1 wrote:Yay a swingrope.
Stop wearing pants around the house. He'll soon stop.
No thanks.
if you have nothing intresting to say then you might as well just throw your bags on the truck and drive away
smoothpete wrote:I was round at my mates house and he and his 5 year old son were playing power rangers. The lad did a kick like murtaugh did in lethal weapon, where he knocks the water cooler over, square in my mates area.
I always play fight with my nephew. Last time the neighbours child was there too, I had my nephew on my shoulders and the 9 year old kid from next door punched me full force square in the nuts. I dropped like a sack of shit. You forget how much it hurts!
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Deckard1 wrote:And lonely. Sooooo lonely.
Its actually Akon it gets mistaken for. As its all muscular. And black.
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Playing all the right notes— but not necessarily in the right order.
Paintings & Photographs
The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.
After chasing sunsets one of life's simple joy is playing with the boys
After chasing sunsets one of life's simple joy is playing with the boys
Playing all the right notes— but not necessarily in the right order.
Aargh. wrote:you have a child!?
If someone else smacked my child then I'd belt them one. Just because they're a child doesn't mean you can assault them.
After chasing sunsets one of life's simple joy is playing with the boys
mrpon wrote:My child who should be smacked rarely does as the bastard runs away, and laughs at me when I can't catch him.
Smacking your own child, possibly yes. A close relatives child, very doubtful. A friends child?! Holy shit no.
DaM wrote:I think smacking French kids is acceptable.
I give me nephews and nieces a good ticking off. Oh and on holiday in france recently, I tore into some French boys, in sort of French! They were coming down a large water slide straight after young children, crashing into them on the way down. I had already asked them to leave 20 secs after the wee ones had gone down. But they didn't. Cue bunch of injured children (not mine). Not sure if they understood what I was on about. I threw in some Glaswegian swearing after the French to reinforce it.
Not as nice as I used to be
kalel wrote:kalel='non smacking hippy'
If the purpose of smacking isn’t to hurt them, then why do it at all? Surely whatever it is that a “non-damaging smack” achieves, if it isn’t pain, it can be done by some other means.
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