THFourteen wrote:Happened to me this weekend! "Can you chase us around the yard in the 900 degree heat with 400% humidity, while in your jeans, for no reason whatsoever?"billythekid wrote:they are cute enough from afar... definitely dont want em near me though. i'm usually wearing clean clothes.
"Please keep your child away from me, it's covered in snot and chocolate and I do not want to cuddle or play with it. No it isn't cute at all."
plus they'll make you play some inane game like throwing or catching a ball or making lumps of unrecognisable shit out of playdough when you could be doing something constructive, like watching south park or playing fifa