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  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 25 Jun 2012 22:52:38 16,905 posts
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    http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jizz
    Jizz was an upbeat, swinging genre of music, most notably performed by the Modal Nodes and Max Rebo Band. Subgenres of jizz included the styles of jizz-wail, aubade, and glitz. Also, jatz is slightly similar to jizz.
    Post all your favourite jizz, jizz-wail and jatz tunes in this thread!

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  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 25 Jun 2012 22:53:07 16,905 posts
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    To start us off:

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  • localnotail 26 Jun 2012 01:10:51 23,084 posts
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    You play jizz flute?

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • azurelas_2 26 Jun 2012 03:33:09 1,266 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    You play jizz flute?
    I was hoping for a better pun/euphemism tbh.
  • skuzzbag 26 Jun 2012 07:08:56 5,849 posts
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    When I finger my bone it produces Jizz quite effortlessly.

    Edited by skuzzbag at 07:09:47 26-06-2012
  • Lexx87 26 Jun 2012 07:58:20 20,853 posts
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    azurelas_2 wrote:
    localnotail wrote:
    You play jizz flute?
    I was hoping for a better pun/euphemism tbh.
    Come up with your own one then!

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 26 Jun 2012 08:02:21 41,069 posts
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    I enjoy going to a bar for a bit of live jizz. Although I find freeform jizz a bit hard to swallow.

    Follow me on Twitter: @MrTom

  • Deleted user 26 June 2012 08:14:21
    Thread needs more scatman
  • Trafford 26 Jun 2012 08:34:03 6,367 posts
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    If you have to ask what jizz is...
  • Deleted user 26 June 2012 08:36:29
    Sometimes it's nice just to let the jizz wash over you.
  • silentbob 26 Jun 2012 08:54:54 29,074 posts
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    Sometimes I find Jizz hits you right in the face, such is it's power.

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  • mrpon 26 Jun 2012 08:58:44 30,060 posts
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    The wife loves my 12" jizz records.

    Give me $10 I'm worth it.

  • grey_matters 26 Jun 2012 09:02:12 3,901 posts
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    Looking forward to the Guinness Cork Jizz Festival this year. Hmmm, bit of a mouthful that. Still, you can't go wrong with having a few pints of that creamy liquid and being surrounded by Jizz.
  • Trafford 26 Jun 2012 09:06:57 6,367 posts
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    Jizz is not dead. It just smells funny.
    (FZ)
  • ZuluHero 26 Jun 2012 09:19:36 4,482 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    To start us off:

    This is why the internet is great! :D

    That's set me up for the day! :)
  • richarddavies 26 Jun 2012 09:33:45 3,198 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    The wife loves my 12" jizz records.
    what's wrong with the little 6" jizz records? The songs can be just as powerful and moving on them you know. *cough*
  • localnotail 26 Jun 2012 09:38:21 23,084 posts
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    azurelas_2 wrote:
    localnotail wrote:
    You play jizz flute?
    I was hoping for a better pun/euphemism tbh.
    Nuh-uh. Thank you for playing.

    The correct response to that set up was, of course: "I dribble"

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • mrpon 26 Jun 2012 09:41:43 30,060 posts
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    richarddavies wrote:
    mrpon wrote:
    The wife loves my 12" jizz records.
    what's wrong with the little 6" jizz records? The songs can be just as powerful and moving on them you know. *cough*
    Trouble is dicky my diminutive friend, there were never any 6" jizz records produced. You're thinking of the 7" ones, which yes can be just as powerful/moving etc.. but they just leave you wanting more.

    Give me $10 I'm worth it.

  • grey_matters 26 Jun 2012 09:43:21 3,901 posts
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    I wonder what Joey The Lips thinks about Jizz sax?
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    :D
  • richarddavies 26 Jun 2012 10:10:21 3,198 posts
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    rodpad wrote:
    SPERM
    how dare you! HOW DARE YOU. This is a thread about jizz. The music NO the artform. There's people in this thread that live and breath jizz. It envelopes every facet of there life and come here to share there love and appreciation of a good jizz session. Then you come in here with your childish comments and ruin it for everyone. I hope your happy with yourself.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 14 Mar 2013 14:15:49 16,905 posts
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    So does anyone reckon there'll be any new jizz in Episode VII?

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  • imamazed 14 Mar 2013 14:20:11 6,171 posts
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    RIP Jizzy B
  • sirtacos 14 Mar 2013 15:20:42 7,414 posts
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    Imported beef semen.
  • Bremenacht 14 Mar 2013 23:00:42 20,859 posts
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    NICE
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 30 Apr 2014 09:38:27 16,905 posts
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    With the announcements about the Expanded Universe comes the question that's on all of our lips: is jizz canon?

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  • askew 30 Apr 2014 09:40:17 13,158 posts
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    Blue milk with some smooth jizz is one of my favourite combinations.
  • StarchildHypocrethes 30 Apr 2014 09:42:32 27,203 posts
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    You should hear my jizz wail. It's haunting.
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