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  • wobbly_Bob 4 Feb 2013 17:14:52 1,700 posts
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    Partly, I'm like a weeble; I wobble but I don't fall down!
  • Bremenacht 4 Feb 2013 17:56:31 17,687 posts
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    That Lexxburger looked gash but curiously, it's made me hungry. Must be some sort of lemming instinct. Or a rat instinct to eat anything that isn't a rock.
  • Syrette 4 Feb 2013 18:22:58 43,232 posts
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    Lexx87 wrote:
    It was quite nice in some ways...awful in others. Couldn't taste the beef. Anyway..on the table next to me was a nice girl who stared at me in disgust while I was preparing it.

    I struck up a conversation with her, and by the end of it (and the burger) I have her number :D Awesome fucking day.

    I should have got a photo of her holding it or something, but, I didn't want to push my luck.
    Er, that was Smoothpete in drag...

  • Lexx87 4 Feb 2013 18:56:27 20,869 posts
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    Bremenacht wrote:
    That Lexxburger looked gash.
    :D

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • Syrette 4 Feb 2013 19:01:15 43,232 posts
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    I've seen plenty of gashes that look worse than that tbh

  • Lukus 4 Feb 2013 19:01:40 19,037 posts
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    You have to seriously question the mental condition of a woman who would allow herself to be picked up by a man eating a Lexxburger in public.

    :D

    Only kidding, good work Lexx, you're a pioneer.

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  • Syrette 4 Feb 2013 19:04:59 43,232 posts
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    She was quite a large girl to be fair. Probably jealous of how much Lexx can fit in his mouth.

  • mikew1985 4 Feb 2013 19:06:54 12,645 posts
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    Good lord that's a hideous looking food item :D

    And you managed to pick up in the process?

    A mighty bravo Sir!
  • Lexx87 4 Feb 2013 19:47:35 20,869 posts
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    I'm liking the term Lexxburger, shall it never be eaten by anyone again!

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  • Lexx87 4 Feb 2013 19:51:04 20,869 posts
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    @smoothpete

    Where do we go from here?

    Mcrib and apple pie sound amazing by the way.

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • Lukus 4 Feb 2013 19:54:04 19,037 posts
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    Mc Flurry Burger. Chocolate milk slopping out all over your fingers; imagine the pulling power.

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  • Deleted user 4 February 2013 19:54:46
    Deconstruct a Big Mac and a Chicken Supreme or whatever they're called. The ones on the faux-focaccia bun.

    Faux-bun
    Burger
    Bacon
    Big mac middle bun
    Chicken
    Burger
    Faux-bun

    Edited by meme at 19:54:56 04-02-2013
  • Lexx87 4 Feb 2013 19:56:19 20,869 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    Mc Flurry Burger. Chocolate milk slopping out all over your fingers; imagine the pulling power.
    \o/

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • Deleted user 4 February 2013 19:56:19
    Get a fillet of fish and a box of mcnuggets, squash up the fish, slice an opening into each nugget and stuff them with fish. Then layer them inside the bun.
  • Deleted user 4 February 2013 19:57:46
    Sausage and Egg and Donut McMuffin

    EDIT: Unless they do pancakes there, in which case, Sausage and Egg and Pancake McMuffin.

    Edited by meme at 19:58:32 04-02-2013
  • Deleted user 4 February 2013 20:00:44
    Lukus wrote:
    You have to seriously question the mental condition of a woman who would allow herself to be picked up by a man eating a Lexxburger in public
    Syrette wrote:
    Er, that was Smoothpete in drag...
    :D
  • Lexx87 4 Feb 2013 20:02:12 20,869 posts
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    meme wrote:
    Sausage and Egg and Donut McMuffin

    EDIT: Unless they do pancakes there, in which case, Sausage and Egg and Pancake McMuffin.
    You see now that just sounds awesome. One for the list. Pancake version, maple syrup. yes please.

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • Deleted user 4 February 2013 20:09:36
    Lexx you're a monster. I've issued a nationwide bulletin to all McD serveries with your fat fingers adorning the picture so they can spot you approaching.

    Customers are warned to beware of a man with irresistible burger consumption power whilst exuding pulling pheromones to rival the patties.

    If Tom Waits sang a warning about not meeting nice girls in coffee shops I dread to think what you've unearthed...
  • Lexx87 4 Feb 2013 20:12:32 20,869 posts
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    http://vimeo.com/22200476

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • Deleted user 4 February 2013 20:15:52
    5/8 odds on Lexx is named as father of a child of said McD woman by this time next week?
  • Deleted user 4 February 2013 20:51:05
    Lexx87 wrote:
    meme wrote:
    Sausage and Egg and Donut McMuffin

    EDIT: Unless they do pancakes there, in which case, Sausage and Egg and Pancake McMuffin.
    You see now that just sounds awesome. One for the list. Pancake version, maple syrup. yes please.
    Over here they do a McGriddle, which is basically a thick pancake with maple syrup layered into it, inbetween a sausage and egg. Though I didn't realise they were sweet when I first got one, so didn't exactly enjoy it.
  • Deleted user 4 February 2013 21:05:59
    I've seen that Man vs Food shite, if anyone was a worthy "body-in-the-wings" for that sort of punishment it would be Lexx.

    Only downnside would be a lowering of daily calorie intake for the big man, but I*'m sure he could replace that with pussy.
  • smoothpete 4 Feb 2013 21:31:43 31,450 posts
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    I've caught up with the pictures now, excellent work sir.
  • billythekid 5 Feb 2013 14:15:05 11,092 posts
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    I think I may make the trip to Red Dog Saloon in London N1 for this bad boy.
    It's called the Devastator.



    Doubt I'd manage a 1/4 of it but man it looks tasty.
  • Lexx87 5 Feb 2013 22:48:50 20,869 posts
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    Is that pulled pork?

    Fucking awesome.

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  • Lexx87 5 Feb 2013 22:50:48 20,869 posts
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    THE DEVASTATOR CHALLENGE

    Oh. Oh it's on. It's so on.

    pete, billy? Anyone fancy a trip? So have to take that beast on.

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • Vortex808 6 Feb 2013 08:25:36 7,042 posts
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    \o/

    EG burger eating competition.

    Wish I lived nearer London, so I could take part!
  • THFourteen 6 Feb 2013 09:06:21 33,089 posts
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    billythekid wrote:
    I think I may make the trip to Red Dog Saloon in London N1 for this bad boy.
    It's called the Devastator.



    Doubt I'd manage a 1/4 of it but man it looks tasty.
    a few guys from work went when i couldnt make it, don't want to ruin your day but they said it wasn't all that unfortunately. Apparently the quality isnt even as good as your average byron burger

    I still want to go at some point myself, but my interest has waned somewhat.
  • Lexx87 6 Feb 2013 09:25:30 20,869 posts
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    pfffff

    THE DEVASTATOR CHALLENGE

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • Venatio Event Features Manager, Gamer Network 6 Feb 2013 09:46:39 4,624 posts
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    Red Dog is great. Haven't had the burgers but the BBQ food is really nice. Best buffalo wings ever.

    "sounds like a public school ponce"

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