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  • Salaman 4 Feb 2013 12:05:46 18,861 posts
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    Lexx87 wrote:
    smoothpete wrote:
    I think maybe take the bottom bun off the chicken mayo.

    So it goes:

    bun
    cheese
    beef
    bun
    chicken
    bun
    cheese
    fish
    bun
    cheese
    burger
    bun

    That is epic, I want it.
    The construction is about to start
    Will you be posting this on Youtube?
  • Dirtbox 4 Feb 2013 12:07:11 77,467 posts
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    Yeah, that sort of thing. Thick burgers take too long to cook and they're too greasy.

    I spose I could defrost some birdeye's and take a rolling pin to them, but it's hassle.

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  • Venatio Event Features Manager, Gamer Network 4 Feb 2013 12:08:34 4,621 posts
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    Ohhh, you mean for cooking yourself. Sorry, misunderstood.

    "sounds like a public school ponce"

  • Dirtbox 4 Feb 2013 12:13:44 77,467 posts
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    Oh, yes.

    As an aside, the best burger I've ever eaten was in this grotty looking place in Hamburg. Absolutely amazing, I left a 5 tip despite the meal costing a little over 6.

    Edited by Dirtbox at 12:15:14 04-02-2013

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  • smoothpete 4 Feb 2013 12:15:05 31,331 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    Yeah, that sort of thing. Thick burgers take too long to cook and they're too greasy.

    I spose I could defrost some birdeye's and take a rolling pin to them, but it's hassle.
    If you bought some thick supermarket ones (fresh ones I mean), those would be quite easy to flatten out between two sheets of greaseproof paper. Zero mess. You could even just plonk a couple of heavy books on them then go to the pub for an hour.
  • Dirtbox 4 Feb 2013 12:16:54 77,467 posts
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    That might be my only course of action.

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  • smoothpete 4 Feb 2013 12:21:34 31,331 posts
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    If you have a butcher nearby, I'm sure they would press you a few thin ones
  • Load_2.0 4 Feb 2013 12:21:49 18,879 posts
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    DB I have been looking for those myself for many years. I have yet to find a supermarket or butcher that carries them.
  • Dirtbox 4 Feb 2013 12:22:28 77,467 posts
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    Nah, I'll just squish em myself. God I'm lazy.

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  • smoothpete 4 Feb 2013 12:26:28 31,331 posts
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    Added bonus is you can add spices etc when you squish them. I had some supermarket ones sprinkled with jerk seasoning last week, they were proper tasty.
  • Vortex808 4 Feb 2013 12:30:15 6,940 posts
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    Ah well, wobbly_bob makes me hungry yet again.

    /chews desk.
  • Lexx87 4 Feb 2013 12:53:40 20,869 posts
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    Oh. My God.

    Full report soon. But. !!!

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 4 Feb 2013 13:22:47 37,316 posts
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    The very idea of that 3 way mess of a burger makes me ill

    I worked at Maccies as a student though. That might have something to do with it.

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  • Lexx87 4 Feb 2013 13:31:27 20,869 posts
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    Just putting the gallery together..

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • Lexx87 4 Feb 2013 13:42:52 20,869 posts
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    :Lexx's burger challenge! Sponsored by smoothpete.

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • Lexx87 4 Feb 2013 13:44:49 20,869 posts
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    It was quite nice in some ways...awful in others. Couldn't taste the beef. Anyway..on the table next to me was a nice girl who stared at me in disgust while I was preparing it.

    I struck up a conversation with her, and by the end of it (and the burger) I have her number :D Awesome fucking day.

    I should have got a photo of her holding it or something, but, I didn't want to push my luck.

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • smoothpete 4 Feb 2013 14:16:51 31,331 posts
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    Yay, good work. That link doesn't work for me (our work server hates photobucket) but I assume it looks as bad as I imagine.
  • Lexx87 4 Feb 2013 14:17:53 20,869 posts
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    Ah sorry pete, I took a good number of photos this the photobucket link. Indeed, it does look awful :D

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • Deleted user 4 February 2013 14:35:16
    That's the single foulest thing I've seen in years.

    Also:

    I should have got a photo of her holding it or something
    /titters
  • Vortex808 4 Feb 2013 15:03:57 6,940 posts
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    Lexx87 wrote:
    It was quite nice in some ways...awful in others. Couldn't taste the beef. Anyway..on the table next to me was a nice girl who stared at me in disgust while I was preparing it.

    I struck up a conversation with her, and by the end of it (and the burger) I have her number :D Awesome fucking day.

    I should have got a photo of her holding it or something, but, I didn't want to push my luck.
    :)

    /Awaits Lexx87 changing user name to "smoothlexx87".
  • Lexx87 4 Feb 2013 15:21:50 20,869 posts
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    @wobbly_Bob Not sure it matches up to your creations but...I tried man!

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  • Salaman 4 Feb 2013 15:35:47 18,861 posts
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    Brilliant. Go to McD and make a pig of yoruself by stacking 3 burgers together. Leave with phone number. :-)
  • RedSparrows 4 Feb 2013 15:39:17 22,001 posts
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    If anyone is:

    A) going to Oxford any time and is,
    B) Vegetarian

    [post now rendered redundant]

    the Gardener's Arms in Jericho (not the one on North Parade) does really nice veggie burgers. I know this is scarilege in such a thread, but as a veggie they're my favourite, and have something very satisfying about them. Nice cider, chips and a ton of sauces and stuff too.

    /flees from the carnivores
  • RedSparrows 4 Feb 2013 15:40:18 22,001 posts
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    P.S. Lexx you picked up in McDonald's?

    How the mighty have fallen.
  • Vortex808 4 Feb 2013 16:05:57 6,940 posts
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    RedSparrows wrote:
    P.S. Lexx you picked up in McDonald's?

    How the mighty have fallen.
    But he did manage it while concocting possibly one of the worst burger creations I have ever heard of. The construction of which must scream 'I am a slightly odd human being with a terrible diet', so he surely gains kudos for turning that around!

    Not that overly many in McDonalds may be that discriminating about their diet.
  • Lexx87 4 Feb 2013 16:10:15 20,869 posts
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    Thanks for the support Vortex!

    Definatley should have got a photo of her holding it or something.

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • Deleted user 4 February 2013 16:12:46
    Salaman wrote:
    Brilliant. Go to McD and make a pig of yoruself by stacking 3 burgers together. Leave with phone number. :-)
    What Lexx failed to mention was that she was a mortician :)
  • billythekid 4 Feb 2013 16:15:39 11,014 posts
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    Ironlungs76 wrote:
    Salaman wrote:
    Brilliant. Go to McD and make a pig of yoruself by stacking 3 burgers together. Leave with phone number. :-)
    What Lexx failed to mention was that she was a mortician :)
    The one from the Addams family? She's a bit of a sort!
  • wobbly_Bob 4 Feb 2013 16:28:43 1,617 posts
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    @LEXX - I feel like the wizard in the Disney's Fantasia! I come back and I find, ... :-O

    I salute you tho from one mighty burger warrior to another! Your quest was true and just. You built a towering mountain of burger and nobody can take that away from you ( unless they are really hungry ) Yes, it looked like a dogs dinner or maybe a horse burger, but damn it was huge, it was crazy, it was meaty, it was cheesey, and unadvisable for health resaons... You are a worth disiple!

    /bows
  • RedSparrows 4 Feb 2013 16:37:10 22,001 posts
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    Are you wobbly because you ate too many mega burgers?
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