Will Gay Marriage finally cause the separation of Church and State? Page 6

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  • Chopsen 25 Jul 2012 13:59:26 13,692 posts
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    Heliphant, I think you'll find.

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  • Deckard1 25 Jul 2012 14:02:41 17,890 posts
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    Isn't there a theory coming to head now that Jesus was a homosexual? And Judas grassed him up to the Romans because he caught him giving John the Baptist a blowjob behind a... shrub... in the the erm, courtyard of the Jerusalem social club, when he was supposed to be meeting Judas for a drink that night?
  • Chopsen 25 Jul 2012 14:04:47 13,692 posts
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    Don't be ridiculous. They didn't have shrubs in in Golgotha.

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  • Deckard1 25 Jul 2012 14:05:14 17,890 posts
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    Chopsen wrote:
    Heliphant, I think you'll find.
    I nearly went with "heliphant" to be honest, but decided that it would be almost indistinguishable from "elephant", and would only lead to confusion in the future.
  • Chopsen 25 Jul 2012 14:06:58 13,692 posts
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    Only if you drop your aitches. And if you do that, you don't deserve one.

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  • neilka 25 Jul 2012 14:09:28 11,922 posts
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    The Scottish still refer to helicopters as "Satans's metal crows" so don't expect any developments on that front any time soon.

    if you have nothing intresting to say then you might as well just throw your bags on the truck and drive away

  • Rusty_M 25 Jul 2012 14:31:16 3,575 posts
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    What's this "metal" of which you speak? Is it Witchcraft? Is it Enemy Mine?

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.

  • mowgli 25 Jul 2012 14:36:55 31,779 posts
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    Clearly just another form of lard.

    Pissy pants.

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 25 Jul 2012 14:52:19 31,177 posts
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    Can you batter and deep-fry it? No? THEN IT IS EVIL!

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  • onestepfromlost 25 Jul 2012 15:45:32 1,493 posts
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    DDevil wrote:
    Can you batter and deep-fry it? No? THEN IT IS EVIL!
    Tut tut tut, you missed out punch or shag it. I am offended sir!
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