Will Gay Marriage finally cause the separation of Church and State? Page 6

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  • Chopsen 25 Jul 2012 13:59:26 15,699 posts
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    Heliphant, I think you'll find.
  • Deckard1 25 Jul 2012 14:02:41 27,046 posts
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    Isn't there a theory coming to head now that Jesus was a homosexual? And Judas grassed him up to the Romans because he caught him giving John the Baptist a blowjob behind a... shrub... in the the erm, courtyard of the Jerusalem social club, when he was supposed to be meeting Judas for a drink that night?
  • Chopsen 25 Jul 2012 14:04:47 15,699 posts
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    Don't be ridiculous. They didn't have shrubs in in Golgotha.
  • Deckard1 25 Jul 2012 14:05:14 27,046 posts
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    Chopsen wrote:
    Heliphant, I think you'll find.
    I nearly went with "heliphant" to be honest, but decided that it would be almost indistinguishable from "elephant", and would only lead to confusion in the future.
  • Chopsen 25 Jul 2012 14:06:58 15,699 posts
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    Only if you drop your aitches. And if you do that, you don't deserve one.
  • neilka 25 Jul 2012 14:09:28 15,622 posts
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    The Scottish still refer to helicopters as "Satans's metal crows" so don't expect any developments on that front any time soon.
  • Rusty_M 25 Jul 2012 14:31:16 4,565 posts
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    What's this "metal" of which you speak? Is it Witchcraft? Is it Enemy Mine?

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.

  • Deleted user 25 July 2012 14:36:55
    Clearly just another form of lard.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 25 Jul 2012 14:52:19 37,300 posts
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    Can you batter and deep-fry it? No? THEN IT IS EVIL!

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  • onestepfromlost 25 Jul 2012 15:45:32 2,039 posts
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    DDevil wrote:
    Can you batter and deep-fry it? No? THEN IT IS EVIL!
    Tut tut tut, you missed out punch or shag it. I am offended sir!
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