No Diamond Jubilee Thread? I'm disgusted EG Page 3

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  • sam_spade 3 Jun 2012 17:58:12 15,744 posts
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    Feel sorry for the poor fuckers getting soaked out there for her Majesty's pleasure.
  • sam_spade 3 Jun 2012 17:58:14 15,744 posts
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    Feel sorry for the poor fuckers getting soaked out there for her Majesty's pleasure.
  • sam_spade 3 Jun 2012 17:59:46 15,744 posts
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    Nice to see the Queen have a little jiggle to the hornpipe.
  • MrTomFTW Best Moderator, 2015 3 Jun 2012 17:59:51 45,076 posts
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  • roz123 3 Jun 2012 18:05:04 7,112 posts
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    Nice sing song and music followed by BRRRRRRRR!!!!
  • mothercruncher 3 Jun 2012 19:48:32 12,169 posts
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    I caught bits and couldn't get the Stanis Barratheon fleets recent mishap with wildfire out of my mind.
  • Sid-Nice 3 Jun 2012 20:05:48 15,848 posts
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    Iwata has only gone and gave Her Majesty a Wii U with Pikmin and F-Zero for her Jubilee.
  • jaxon58 3 Jun 2012 20:18:34 2,452 posts
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    Call me stupid if this is stupid, but the Queen's coronation was in 1953, therefore isn't that 59 years ago? She hasn't been on the throne for 60 years.

    /might be missing something
  • Deleted user 3 June 2012 20:21:37
    Her Coronation was in 53 but she became queen when her father died in 52.
  • jaxon58 3 Jun 2012 20:22:35 2,452 posts
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    Ah right, thanks.
  • Trowel 3 Jun 2012 21:09:57 20,425 posts
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    The thing that always comes to my mind whenever succession comes up is this quote from Mort:

    The only things known to go faster than ordinary light is monarchy, according to the philosopher Ly Tin Weedle. He reasoned like this: you can't have more than one king, and tradition demands that there is no gap between kings, so when a king dies the succession must therefore pass to the heir instantaneously. Presumably, he said, there must be some elementary particles -- kingons, or possibly queons -- that do this job, but of course succession sometimes fails if, in mid-flight, they strike an anti-particle, or republicon. His ambitious plans to use his discovery to send messages, involving the careful torturing of a small king in order to modulate the signal, were never fully expanded because, at that point, the bar closed.
  • Folant 3 Jun 2012 22:28:37 2,040 posts
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    Poor Charles.
  • Trowel 4 Jun 2012 17:09:36 20,425 posts
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    Bladder infection for Prince Philip - that's the Thames for you.
  • Lukus 4 Jun 2012 19:26:41 20,258 posts
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    Or he had a poo-handed wank...
  • jonsaan 4 Jun 2012 19:42:34 26,451 posts
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    My word Robbie Williams is just a hateful performer. He never quite seems comfortable with his trade. Like a semi drunk british legion performer gurning for approval.
  • jonsaan 4 Jun 2012 19:54:52 26,451 posts
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    Is nobody watching this?! Amazing spectacle. Regardless of some of the terrible music.
  • jonsaan 4 Jun 2012 19:55:40 26,451 posts
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    I could teach my Mum to sing better than Cheryl Cole.
  • Ignatius_Cheese Moderator 4 Jun 2012 19:57:01 11,022 posts
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    Holy crap! Cheryl Cole sounds horrific!!
  • jonsaan 4 Jun 2012 19:58:11 26,451 posts
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    Caterwalling
  • jonsaan 4 Jun 2012 20:00:08 26,451 posts
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    Cliff! Oh Cliff!
  • Ignatius_Cheese Moderator 4 Jun 2012 20:01:10 11,022 posts
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    Oh dear. I'm guessing the monitors in-ear aren't working properly or everyone's come down with an inner ear infection...
  • jonsaan 4 Jun 2012 20:01:47 26,451 posts
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    Almost impossible with turnarounds this fast and generic soundguys. IMO
  • RichDC 4 Jun 2012 20:01:59 6,928 posts
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    The BBC appear to be covering this wrong, and actually showing what people want to see. I thought the idea was to make reference to the spectacle but actually keep cutting away to inane z-list celebrity drivel. :confused:
  • Fab4 4 Jun 2012 20:02:23 7,762 posts
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    Even Cliff sounds shite.
  • Ignatius_Cheese Moderator 4 Jun 2012 20:02:35 11,022 posts
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    How many crispy old queens are we going to be treated to tonight? It's more than a bit embarrassing...
  • jonsaan 4 Jun 2012 20:02:54 26,451 posts
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    So this devil woman. How does she get you from behind exactly?
  • Ignatius_Cheese Moderator 4 Jun 2012 20:03:56 11,022 posts
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    With some form of cattle prod I believe
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