I just want to tell you all that you're all beautiful!!! Page 2

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  • Armoured_Bear 30 May 2012 12:53:45 11,889 posts
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    warlockuk wrote:
    Ah, so Armoured_Bear is Ecosse. What the fuck are you doing back, didn't you get a permaban for being a cunt?
    Na, it was for posting a pornographic image, if you got permabanned for being a cunt this place would be very quiet, it's nice to be back.

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  • mrpon 30 May 2012 12:55:00 29,560 posts
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    I think perms should be handed out for being a cunt.

    This place.

    Give yourself £5 or ½ gig, you're worth it.

  • LeoliansBro 30 May 2012 12:58:22 44,956 posts
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    I think it's more accurate to describe ecosse as a cunt who got a permaban.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • MetalDog 30 May 2012 13:00:59 23,920 posts
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    @desirous
    I am talking about complete strangers here, with whom conversation was not initiated - just random, unasked for remarks.

    Which is a big part of our problem, I feel. If it were just the media's impossible standards of human perfection, it would probably be bad enough, but the public at large seem perfectly willing to witch-hunt with very little prompting.

    The outpourings of bile we see in these forums for the obese, for example.
    Don't get me wrong, I think obesity is a Bad Thing - it's killing a couple of my friends in the slowest, least-dignified and most fucking infuriating to watch way - but the vitriol involved in a lot of the remarks about the obese aren't born of the frustration of seeing someone you care about burying themselves by inches and pounds.

    I suppose some people will always take the excuse of a socially-acceptable target to be as cunty about them as possible, but I think a lot of people just sleepwalk onto the bandwagon and start parroting whatever attitude is prevalent without really thinking for themselves on the issue.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • Armoured_Bear 30 May 2012 13:05:47 11,889 posts
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    @MetalDog
    Sorry to hear you had to put up with that, it's quite depressing how horrible people can be to each other for some reason :-(

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  • LeoliansBro 30 May 2012 13:07:21 44,956 posts
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    Well, I'm brimming with tears.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Armoured_Bear 30 May 2012 13:08:41 11,889 posts
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    LeoliansBro wrote:
    Well, I'm rimming with tears.
    Yuck!

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  • PhoenixFlames 30 May 2012 13:14:06 9,229 posts
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    Ugly people just have bad genes. It's evolution as theoretically noone should knock them up, thus eventually only beautiful people exist.

    Sadly my theory is flawed as ugmoes sleep with ugmoes and produce mini ugmoes. That shit should be banned.

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  • MetalDog 30 May 2012 13:25:43 23,920 posts
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    I'm fairly thick-skinned, but a lot of people aren't and even being thick-skinned, I would rather not get random aggravation.

    Something I've always found useful when I've been being a cunt about someone I've never met is to employ one of two strategies.
    Either imagine the person I'm being a cunt to (even if only mentally) is someone I really like and respect, or imagine that I am someone much more admirable and try to do what they would do, instead of pulling arsehole faces and getting all bent out of shape like a child having a tantrum (it's usually pavement rage that drags me into the gutter).

    Who are the people you genuinely respect and admire? Who are your heroes? Do they dish out vile abuse to people for relatively minor flaws, or are they kind and decent to other people? What sort of person do we want to be? It takes effort to quell the inner cunt, by nature we're selfish and petty, but it's worth having a go.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • Load_2.0 30 May 2012 13:29:59 19,663 posts
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    PhoenixFlames wrote:
    Ugly people just have bad genes. It's evolution as theoretically noone should knock them up, thus eventually only beautiful people exist.

    Sadly my theory is flawed as ugmoes sleep with ugmoes and produce mini ugmoes. That shit should be banned.
    People who lack the coordination to drive is next on that list.
  • LeoliansBro 30 May 2012 13:35:30 44,956 posts
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    Covergent evolution innit. People who can't drive are usually ugly, and vice versa.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • MightyMetalMonkey 30 May 2012 13:38:39 600 posts
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    glaeken wrote:
    Actually I have had two women speak to me in the gym this week so I think at least if I am not beautiful I seem to be developing something. I think I might have started to give off some sort of super sexy pheromone.

    Of course my sample size may not indicate a trend but I will continue to monitor the situation.
    None the less, lets be ready to Bottle Glaeken for sale to the highest bidder.

    Now we just need a sexy advertising Jingle - Glae-ken, attractiveness for Men !
  • Lukus 30 May 2012 13:43:52 19,461 posts
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    It's sweet that ecosse thinks only LB reckons he's a nob.

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  • MightyMetalMonkey 30 May 2012 13:44:09 600 posts
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    MetalDog wrote:
    I've also been called ugly, to my face, by adult men (some intoxicated, some not) on more than one occasion, which is never very nice.
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    Dont you find it a bit of a catch 22 ?
    If someone goes the other way and starts saying you're pretty / attractive, at what point do you start finding it creepy ?
    Despite yourself, do you believe them or worse, if you find you dont believe them, at what point do you have a negative reaction ?
  • glaeken 30 May 2012 13:45:15 11,265 posts
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    @MightyMetalMonkey Well I am sweating buckets at the moment down the gym so there will be no shortage of juice. Mind you one of the women did look like a Manatee in a track suit so results may not always be to everyone’s satisfaction. The other I totally would have though.
  • PhoenixFlames 30 May 2012 13:51:58 9,229 posts
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    Some woman called me a "good looking young man" at the gym this morning although to be fair, her face looked like it had been injected with Botox antidote.

    Edited by PhoenixFlames at 13:52:25 30-05-2012

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  • Lukus 30 May 2012 13:53:04 19,461 posts
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    PhoenixFlames wrote:
    Some woman called me a "good looking young man" at the gym this morning although to be fair, her face looked like it had been injected with Botox antidote.
    Was it your mum?

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  • MetalDog 30 May 2012 13:58:01 23,920 posts
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    MightyMetalMonkey wrote:
    Dont you find it a bit of a catch 22 ?
    If someone goes the other way and starts saying you're pretty / attractive, at what point do you start finding it creepy ?
    Despite yourself, do you believe them or worse, if you find you dont believe them, at what point do you have a negative reaction ?
    Unsolicited opinions from strangers in London always raise an eyebrow and a small caution ahead slow flag. How creepy unsolicited compliments turn out is usually based on a multitude of indicators after the initial remark, rather than the remark itself - unless it was a 'compliment' in the form of 'your cunt smells nice' in which case red flags everywhere.

    If someone comes up to you and says (or screams) abuse into your face, further indicators are not necessary beyond 'how likely is this person to physically attack me as well?'.

    I don't think the two are very comparable, or a catch 22 unless the compliment veers into strange territory very early on.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • Fatiguez 30 May 2012 14:00:48 8,762 posts
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    People shouldn't get in trouble for physically attacking uglies, really

    show me your tits u bitch from ubisoft

  • glaeken 30 May 2012 14:04:53 11,265 posts
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    Anyone speaking to me unsolicited in the street immediately raises the response of Ok what you after in me. I just follow the old rule of never stop walking. Works everytime. Once you stop they have you.
  • warlockuk 30 May 2012 14:06:19 19,223 posts
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    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    warlockuk wrote:
    Ah, so Armoured_Bear is Ecosse. What the fuck are you doing back, didn't you get a permaban for being a cunt?
    Na, it was for posting a pornographic image, if you got permabanned for being a cunt this place would be very quiet, it's nice to be back.
    Aye, I meant the action of doing something "cuntish", not the passive state of being a cunt. If it were the latter this place would be a ghost-town.

    As for nice, that depends on your perspective. :D

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • desirous 30 May 2012 14:07:28 85 posts
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    MetalDog wrote:


    Who are the people you genuinely respect and admire? Who are your heroes? Do they dish out vile abuse to people for relatively minor flaws, or are they kind and decent to other people? What sort of person do we want to be? It takes effort to quell the inner cunt, by nature we're selfish and petty, but it's worth having a go.
    The problem here of course is there are an unavoidable lot of cunts in the world. You may have the imagination and good grace to see things from both ways, but the people you are thinking about don't.

    This is an easy way to see the workings of people with a lot money/social-status. It's even true in some respects.

    And the delectible deliciousness of revenge is unavoidable. It's a theme running through the modern story, it's the temptation to see things in black and and white, and it is also sometimes true

    I love this spoiler
    last of the mohecans

    [link url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9SEFMIBwAs&feature=related[/link]

    The first person I really admire off the top of my mind is Gandi. The bravenes combiness with the intelligence of non participation was extradinary. I also like kurt kobain - the junky twisted guy.

    Edited by desirous at 14:07:58 30-05-2012
  • Armoured_Bear 30 May 2012 14:10:17 11,889 posts
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    @warlockuk

    :-(

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  • MetalDog 30 May 2012 14:10:32 23,920 posts
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    There are an unavoidable lot of cunts in the world, but it does seem sensible to wait until they demonstrate cuntiness before becoming a cunt to them. I think this is a stop-check not enough people perform.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • Rusty_M 30 May 2012 14:14:37 4,920 posts
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    I don't often find that people are particularly cuntish to me. Maybe I'm just lucky in that respect. Maybe it's because I'm mostly nice to almost everyone. Maybe there isn't a reason

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.
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  • warlockuk 30 May 2012 14:16:50 19,223 posts
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    JuanKerr wrote:
    If permabans were handed out for being a cunt, I'd be on here talking to myself.
    ...re-registered as a sock? :D

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • JuanKerr 30 May 2012 14:19:35 36,445 posts
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    PhoenixFlames wrote:
    Some woman called me a "good looking young man" at the gym this morning although to be fair, her face looked like it had been injected with Botox antidote.
    Did she say that just before she jumped in her manual transmission car?
  • ronuds 30 May 2012 14:24:08 21,788 posts
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    When you're TOO nice, you become a freak magnet, which seems to be about where I am recently. Weird people come up to me from out of nowhere and say funny things. For example: While at the market shopping for dog treats, a slovenly-looking gentleman decided to let me know that "animals are better than people." I agreed, of course, but why he chose to convey this information to me over everyone else, I may never know.
  • Rusty_M 30 May 2012 14:26:12 4,920 posts
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    I like when stuff like that happens. It usually makes me smile.

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.
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  • mrpon 30 May 2012 14:29:32 29,560 posts
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    JuanKerr wrote:
    PhoenixFlames wrote:
    Some woman called me a "good looking young man" at the gym this morning although to be fair, her face looked like it had been injected with Botox antidote.
    Did she say that just before she jumped in her manual transmission car?
    :D You're going straight on his ignore list sonnyjim!!

    Give yourself £5 or ½ gig, you're worth it.

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