I just want to tell you all that you're all beautiful!!!

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  • sport 30 May 2012 11:32:16 12,816 posts
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    If you don't think so, perhaps you should go on a course.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18260133
  • Armoured_Bear 30 May 2012 11:36:34 11,936 posts
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    "half of the public has a negative body image."
    Half of the public are fat as whales, concidence?

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  • warlockuk 30 May 2012 11:37:13 19,223 posts
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    "Sure, you're a bit overweight but someone'll fuck you. People like that shit."

    Job done.

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • Deleted user 30 May 2012 11:38:17
    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    "half of the public has a negative body image."
    Half of the public are fat as whales, concidence?
    Yes it is a coincidence as it's not the same 50%
  • elstoof 30 May 2012 11:38:27 8,325 posts
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    Aww shucks sport.
  • Armoured_Bear 30 May 2012 11:39:06 11,936 posts
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    Aargh. wrote:
    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    "half of the public has a negative body image."
    Half of the public are fat as whales, concidence?
    Yes it is a coincidence as it's not the same 50%
    Evidence?

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  • glaeken 30 May 2012 11:42:28 11,266 posts
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    Actually I have had two women speak to me in the gym this week so I think at least if I am not beautiful I seem to be developing something. I think I might have started to give off some sort of super sexy pheromone.

    Of course my sample size may not indicate a trend but I will continue to monitor the situation.
  • localnotail 30 May 2012 11:43:20 23,093 posts
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    @sport You're beautiful. You're beautiful.You're beautiful, it's true.
    I saw your face in a crowded place, and I don't know what to do,
    'cause I'll never be with you.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • billythekid 30 May 2012 11:48:39 11,403 posts
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    You total James Blunt, that song will be stuck in my head now.
  • elstoof 30 May 2012 11:53:31 8,325 posts
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    We're they staff members asking you to stop hanging around the women's changing room glaeken because that doesn't count.
  • MetalDog 30 May 2012 11:53:45 23,920 posts
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    I'm about a stone and a half over at the moment (and yes, I am doing something about it - mostly clamping down on my love of cheese =/) - but, I know that even if I was bang on the right and comfy weight for my frame and height, a lot of guys would still call me 'fat', because I'm not a teen/early twenties any more and our bodies just don't stay that shape without incredible genes or surgery.

    I've also been called ugly, to my face, by adult men (some intoxicated, some not) on more than one occasion, which is never very nice.

    So - just try to remember to be nicer to people, perhaps. Worry more about whether they are an arsehole than whether they look good and maybe we can all get along a bit better without so many of us wigging out and doing silly things to ourselves.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • Deleted user 30 May 2012 11:54:03
    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    Aargh. wrote:
    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    "half of the public has a negative body image."
    Half of the public are fat as whales, concidence?
    Yes it is a coincidence as it's not the same 50%
    Evidence?
    Anorexia.
  • glaeken 30 May 2012 11:57:00 11,266 posts
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    @elstoof Nope this was totally unprovoked friendliness. It's very odd as I normally wear a do not disturb me expression in the gym which has served me well for many years.
  • sport 30 May 2012 12:00:42 12,816 posts
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    glaeken wrote:
    @elstoof Nope this was totally unprovoked friendliness. It's very odd as I normally wear a do not disturb me expression in the gym which has served me well for many years.
    You were wearing the spandex weren't you, you old dog you?
  • bigshot316 30 May 2012 12:01:52 24,528 posts
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    I'm not beautiful but I will fuck you hard.

    smoggo wrote:
    At weekends when my wife is away I like to wear her stockings and put Stickle bricks up my bottom whilst listening to Ke$ha songs.

  • Load_2.0 30 May 2012 12:02:53 19,681 posts
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    I only like hot chicks, I don't care if they are decent people.
  • mrpon 30 May 2012 12:03:03 29,587 posts
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    You look like Jeremy Beadles evil twin biggy.

    Edited by mrpon at 12:03:18 30-05-2012

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Ged42 30 May 2012 12:06:35 7,812 posts
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    Is it 'I luvs you' time already?
  • Razz 30 May 2012 12:07:43 61,663 posts
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    My new t-shirt: http://dailymash.shotdeadinthehead.com/product_view.aspx?pid=3345

    Edited by Razz at 12:08:06 30-05-2012

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  • JonFE 30 May 2012 12:07:57 1,460 posts
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    I think this song somehow applies here, just look beyond the title...
  • warlockuk 30 May 2012 12:12:37 19,223 posts
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    bigshot316 wrote:
    I'm not beautiful and it's hard for me to fuck you.
    You don't say?

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • LeoliansBro 30 May 2012 12:12:48 44,966 posts
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    Aargh. wrote:
    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    Aargh. wrote:
    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    "half of the public has a negative body image."
    Half of the public are fat as whales, concidence?
    Yes it is a coincidence as it's not the same 50%
    Evidence?
    Anorexia.
    Bulimia, body dismorphia, ecosse thinking he can go out in public without a wipe clean burka.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Stickman 30 May 2012 12:38:20 29,664 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    I only like hot chicks, I don't care if they are decent people.
    This guy gets it.

    THIS SPACE FOR RENT

  • desirous 30 May 2012 12:39:07 85 posts
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    MetalDog wrote:


    I've also been called ugly, to my face, by adult men (some intoxicated, some not) on more than one occasion, which is never very nice.

    So - just try to remember to be nicer to people, perhaps. Worry more about whether they are an arsehole than whether they look good and maybe we can all get along a bit better without so many of us wigging out and doing silly things to ourselves.
    That's basically the same as a girl telling a bloke he has a tiny dick and never satisfied her. People can be nasty and aim for someone's weak spot, and that naturally brings it into suspicion. #i wouldn't take it too much into stock. But even if you aren't incredibaly beautiful it still doesn't mean a great deal.

    I am probably good looking on a scale, but it really means sod all as you get older. Yes, it was an ego kick for girls to pick me over my mates when I was about 20 ish. Hasn't been a long standing advantage however as I'm horrible at talking to girls and have seen most of the people I knew establish long-term relationships long before me.
  • nickthegun 30 May 2012 12:42:27 61,349 posts
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    Stickman wrote:
    Load_2.0 wrote:
    I only like hot chicks, I don't care if they are decent people.
    This guy gets it.
    Im going to award that a hearty '+1'

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  • Armoured_Bear 30 May 2012 12:45:59 11,936 posts
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    LeoliansBro wrote:
    Aargh. wrote:
    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    Aargh. wrote:
    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    "half of the public has a negative body image."
    Half of the public are fat as whales, concidence?
    Yes it is a coincidence as it's not the same 50%
    Evidence?
    Anorexia.
    Bulimia, body dismorphia, ecosse thinking he can go out in public without a wipe clean burka.
    Your obsession with me isn't touching or cute or anything like that, it's creepy and pathetic. Please get over me and rid yourself of the need to post petty jibes in thread after thread.

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  • elstoof 30 May 2012 12:46:58 8,325 posts
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    Being nice is life's plan b.
  • LeoliansBro 30 May 2012 12:47:58 44,966 posts
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    Nope.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • warlockuk 30 May 2012 12:51:06 19,223 posts
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    Ah, so Armoured_Bear is Ecosse. What the fuck are you doing back, didn't you get a permaban for being a cunt?

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • JuanKerr 30 May 2012 12:53:26 36,446 posts
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    If permabans were handed out for being a cunt, I'd be on here talking to myself.
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