I believe my dog has inhaled a pea!

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  • Von-Doll 19 May 2012 13:42:55 2,240 posts
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    Yup. She needs a good sneeze.

    Any suggestions bar taking her to the vet to get her nose tickled? We tried the pepper approach last night, but it's just ended up with her hating us today.

    Turning her upside down is more-or-less out of the question as she's a pie-munching collie-cross and weighs about the same as a small motorcycle.

    Normally if she gets a whiff of a cigarette she starts with the sneezing, but I just can't bring myself to go down that road...

    ... yet. She's not distressed but simpy feeling a bit sorry for herself. :(
  • Load_2.0 19 May 2012 13:53:44 23,978 posts
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    Mustard on the anus.
  • jonsaan 19 May 2012 13:54:45 26,477 posts
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    Vet.
  • Deleted user 19 May 2012 14:17:12
    There's not much you can do i'm afraid, it is now part of the dog.
  • jonsaan 19 May 2012 14:17:14 26,477 posts
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    Get a really bright light, tilt her head back and see if you can get a bird's eye view.

    Edited by jonsaan at 14:17:47 19-05-2012
  • Load_2.0 19 May 2012 14:34:52 23,978 posts
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    Vacuum attached to snout.

    Bellows up the bum.
  • Stickman 19 May 2012 14:34:54 29,652 posts
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    Cover her mouth and blow up her arse.
  • Load_2.0 19 May 2012 14:35:25 23,978 posts
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    Sickman knows what's up.
  • Stickman 19 May 2012 14:36:42 29,652 posts
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    That little gem will see you through 90% of life's problems.
  • Lukus 19 May 2012 14:39:40 20,393 posts
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    Blow what up her arse exactly?
  • richarddavies 19 May 2012 14:43:40 5,510 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    Put a spider in her nose.

    They eat peas right?

    this is on the right lines. Find an animal that eats peas (dont know of any off the top of my head, a ferret maybe?) and sellotape it to your dogs head.

    It can't fail.
  • mrpon 19 May 2012 14:50:54 32,542 posts
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    Rice in the other nostril.
  • localnotail 19 May 2012 14:58:46 23,084 posts
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    jonsaan wrote:
    Get a really bright light, tilt her head back and see if you can get a bird's eye view.
    Heh. Not quite a ha though.
  • Mr.Small 19 May 2012 15:12:24 318 posts
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    How does it smell?
  • President_Weasel 19 May 2012 15:19:37 11,966 posts
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    jonsaan wrote:
    Get a really bright light, tilt her head back and see if you can get a bird's eye view.
    Wahey!
    You'll findus that pea for sure.
  • JoeBlade 19 May 2012 15:39:50 3,588 posts
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    Slip her under a stack of 20 mattresses and featherbeds.
  • MrTomFTW Best Moderator, 2015 19 May 2012 15:40:50 45,721 posts
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    @Mr.Small She doesn't, she has a pea up her nose.
  • mrpon 19 May 2012 15:41:54 32,542 posts
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    It's a pity Poirot isn't around.
  • Razz 19 May 2012 15:44:49 63,081 posts
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    /applauds
  • JoeBlade 19 May 2012 15:45:34 3,588 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    Slip your cock up her bum. It'll take her mind off the pea.
    This, but combined with Load_2.0's first suggestion.
  • HoraceGoesSquiffy 19 May 2012 18:32:20 1,563 posts
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    You need one of these, with some kind of pea adaptor.
  • graysonavich 19 May 2012 18:36:07 8,272 posts
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    Blow in its ears.

    Oh Stickman got there first with a funnier one.

    Fucking cunt.

    Edited by graysonavich at 18:36:48 19-05-2012
  • Deleted user 20 May 2012 17:00:45
    Mr.Small wrote:
    How does it smell?
    Like shitty cock?
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