I believe my dog has inhaled a pea!

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  • von_Doll 19 May 2012 13:42:55 2,114 posts
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    Yup. She needs a good sneeze.

    Any suggestions bar taking her to the vet to get her nose tickled? We tried the pepper approach last night, but it's just ended up with her hating us today.

    Turning her upside down is more-or-less out of the question as she's a pie-munching collie-cross and weighs about the same as a small motorcycle.

    Normally if she gets a whiff of a cigarette she starts with the sneezing, but I just can't bring myself to go down that road...

    ... yet. She's not distressed but simpy feeling a bit sorry for herself. :(
  • Load_2.0 19 May 2012 13:53:44 19,521 posts
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    Mustard on the anus.
  • jonsaan 19 May 2012 13:54:45 25,439 posts
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    Vet.

    FCUTA!

  • Deleted user 19 May 2012 14:17:12
    There's not much you can do i'm afraid, it is now part of the dog.
  • jonsaan 19 May 2012 14:17:14 25,439 posts
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    Get a really bright light, tilt her head back and see if you can get a bird's eye view.

    Edited by jonsaan at 14:17:47 19-05-2012

    FCUTA!

  • Deckard1 19 May 2012 14:28:23 29,189 posts
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    Put a spider in her nose.

    They eat peas right?

    Fish fingers and chips pretty straight forward.

  • Load_2.0 19 May 2012 14:34:52 19,521 posts
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    Vacuum attached to snout.

    Bellows up the bum.
  • Stickman 19 May 2012 14:34:54 29,664 posts
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    Cover her mouth and blow up her arse.

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  • Load_2.0 19 May 2012 14:35:25 19,521 posts
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    Sickman knows what's up.
  • Stickman 19 May 2012 14:36:42 29,664 posts
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    That little gem will see you through 90% of life's problems.

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  • Lukus 19 May 2012 14:39:40 19,363 posts
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    Blow what up her arse exactly?

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  • richarddavies 19 May 2012 14:43:40 2,844 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    Put a spider in her nose.

    They eat peas right?

    this is on the right lines. Find an animal that eats peas (dont know of any off the top of my head, a ferret maybe?) and sellotape it to your dogs head.

    It can't fail.
  • mrpon 19 May 2012 14:50:54 29,430 posts
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    Rice in the other nostril.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • localnotail 19 May 2012 14:58:46 23,093 posts
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    jonsaan wrote:
    Get a really bright light, tilt her head back and see if you can get a bird's eye view.
    Heh. Not quite a ha though.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Deckard1 19 May 2012 15:00:03 29,189 posts
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    Slip your cock up her bum. It'll take her mind off the pea.

    Fish fingers and chips pretty straight forward.

  • Mr.Small 19 May 2012 15:12:24 317 posts
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    How does it smell?

    I'm the quiet one

  • President_Weasel 19 May 2012 15:19:37 9,606 posts
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    jonsaan wrote:
    Get a really bright light, tilt her head back and see if you can get a bird's eye view.
    Wahey!
    You'll findus that pea for sure.
  • JoeBlade 19 May 2012 15:39:50 2,617 posts
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    Slip her under a stack of 20 mattresses and featherbeds.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 19 May 2012 15:40:50 39,382 posts
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    @Mr.Small She doesn't, she has a pea up her nose.

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  • mrpon 19 May 2012 15:41:54 29,430 posts
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    It's a pity Poirot isn't around.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Razz 19 May 2012 15:44:49 61,615 posts
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    /applauds

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  • JoeBlade 19 May 2012 15:45:34 2,617 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    Slip your cock up her bum. It'll take her mind off the pea.
    This, but combined with Load_2.0's first suggestion.
  • HoraceGoesSquiffy 19 May 2012 18:32:20 1,563 posts
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    You need one of these, with some kind of pea adaptor.
  • Deleted user 20 May 2012 17:00:45
    Mr.Small wrote:
    How does it smell?
    Like shitty cock?
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