From Daily Star - you gotta tick all the boxes:|
1 5'5" with stacked trainers
2 Obese, or malnourished - nothing inbetween
3 Bloodshot eyes
4 Greasy hair. Five day old hair-gel.
5 No dress sense.
6 Knows the best apps.
7 A beer or lager or red bull drinker.
8 A non-smoker.
9 Wears jeans for months without washing them, new t-shirt.
10 Gets ready in 17 minutes.
11 Earns around £28,000 a year.
12 Wants a Playstation Vita.
13 Loves on-line shopping.
14 Eats crisps.
15 Watches HBO.
18 Enjoys watching football on Sky.
19 Rides the bus.
20 Well-educated in multiple programming languages.
21 Earns more than his Mum.
22 Jokes around and has a laugh.
23 Nerd-rage you are upset.
24 Tells you he loves you only when he wants pocket-money.
25 Admits it when he looks at other porn-sites.
26 Has a mario kart licence.
27 Bored now.
28 Can ride a bike.
29 This doesn't seem such a good idea after all, but I'll post it anyway.
30 Talks his mother regularly, when she cleans his room.
How do you match up?
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