Are you Mr Perfect? Page 3

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  • Trafford 11 May 2012 19:14:58 5,791 posts
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    What a trite list.
  • Armoured_Bear 11 May 2012 19:22:12 11,271 posts
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    Surely truly heterosexual men don't shave their chest?

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  • Dirtbox 11 May 2012 19:23:27 78,209 posts
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    The alternative being they don't have hair in the first place. I don't anyway.

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  • Dirtbox 11 May 2012 19:25:01 78,209 posts
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    Billy_Sastard wrote:
    /cock waves on internets
    So you scored zero then.

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  • neilka 11 May 2012 19:34:33 15,956 posts
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    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    Surely truly heterosexual men don't shave their chest?
    Ask the next one you meet.

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • Fatiguez 11 May 2012 19:35:48 8,739 posts
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    I don't know if I could trust a man who never grew chest hair.
  • SolidSCB 11 May 2012 19:41:28 6,739 posts
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    When I was a kid, I did the perfect plex on my friend and collapsed his brand new bed/den thing you used to get. Do I win?
  • Rusty_M 11 May 2012 19:43:55 4,692 posts
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    sport wrote:
    From Daily Star - you gotta tick all the boxes:


    7 A beer or lager drinker.
    8 A non-smoker.
    9 Wears smart jeans, shirt and V-neck jumper.
    10 Gets ready in 17 minutes.
    14 Eats meat.
    16 Clean-shaven.
    20 Well-educated.
    21 Earns more than his partner.
    22 Jokes around and has a laugh.
    23 Sensitive when you are upset.
    24 Tells you he loves you only when he means it.
    25 Admits it when he looks at other women.
    26 Has a driving licence.
    27 Can swim.
    28 Can ride a bike.
    29 Can change a tyre.
    30 Rings his mother regularly.

    How do you match up?
    I'm only 56.67% man.

    Also, @Razz , didn't you find a cat not too long ago, and now you're talking about liking the rough tongue on your nipples, eh?

    Edited by Rusty_M at 19:44:58 11-05-2012

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.

  • Folant 11 May 2012 19:45:13 1,181 posts
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    Chest hair is weird. It only looks good if it's across the whole chest.
    Mine is just around my nipples and a bush in the middle.
    I'd rather a smooth chest than that, tbh.

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  • Mr-Brett 11 May 2012 19:47:10 12,799 posts
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    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    Surely truly heterosexual men don't shave their chest?
    Tell that to this guy:

    Level 37 Social Justice Warrior

  • nickthegun 11 May 2012 19:47:57 59,945 posts
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    SolidSCB wrote:
    When I was a kid, I did the perfect plex on my friend and collapsed his brand new bed/den thing you used to get. Do I win?
    There must have been a load of wrecked beds in the early 90s because one of my mates fucked up mine doing a tombstone piledriver on my brother.

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  • Fatiguez 11 May 2012 19:49:58 8,739 posts
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    I'm totally biased here because I'm 20 and only just started growing chest hair, which I thought I'd never get. Like how fatties become critical of other fatties after they slim up.
  • nickthegun 11 May 2012 19:52:30 59,945 posts
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    If youve only just got it, theres nothing to worry about. I looked like a partially shaved bear by the time I did my GCSEs.

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  • sport 11 May 2012 19:59:31 12,734 posts
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    nickthgun
  • PhoenixFlames 11 May 2012 20:00:35 9,010 posts
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    sport wrote:
    From Daily Star - you gotta tick all the boxes:

    1 Six foot tall.
    2 Muscly, toned and athletic.
    3 Brown eyes.
    4 Short, dark hair.
    5 Smart dress sense.
    6 Stylish.
    7 A beer or lager drinker. 8 A non-smoker.
    9 Wears smart jeans, shirt and V-neck jumper.
    10 Gets ready in 17 minutes.
    11 Earns around 48,000 a year.
    12 Wants a family.
    13 Loves shopping.
    14 Eats meat.
    15 Watches soaps.
    16 Clean-shaven.
    17 Smooth-chested.
    18 Enjoys watching football.
    19 Drives an Audi.
    20 Well-educated.
    21 Earns more than his partner.
    22 Jokes around and has a laugh.
    23 Sensitive when you are upset.
    24 Tells you he loves you only when he means it.
    25 Admits it when he looks at other women.
    26 Has a driving licence.
    27 Can swim.
    28 Can ride a bike.
    29 Can change a tyre.
    30 Rings his mother regularly.

    How do you match up?
    Nearly all of those, so yes I am.

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  • Fatiguez 11 May 2012 20:01:24 8,739 posts
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    I think number 26 specifies 'non-spasticated version'. Sorry bro.
  • PhoenixFlames 11 May 2012 20:03:16 9,010 posts
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    Fatiguez wrote:
    I think number 26 specifies 'non-spasticated version'. Sorry bro.
    Oh yeah, I forgot, moving a gear stick makes you a real driver/man. Lol, knob.

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  • nickthegun 11 May 2012 20:04:07 59,945 posts
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    You were right first time. Its a stick, not a knob. No wonder you couldnt make it work.

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  • ronuds 11 May 2012 20:59:58 21,788 posts
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    I'm out at 1.

    Edited by ronuds at 21:09:06 11-05-2012
  • Armoured_Bear 11 May 2012 21:07:07 11,271 posts
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    Wears smart jeans, shirt and V-neck jumper. - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  • mrpon 11 May 2012 21:21:59 28,922 posts
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    Takes his granny on holiday.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • neilka 11 May 2012 21:30:40 15,956 posts
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    Willing to split a bottle of Tia Maria and discuss the mysteries of the universe

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • LeoliansBro 11 May 2012 21:55:10 44,246 posts
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    They missed 'sticks one up Meg Mucklebones every time he can bear the whiff'.

    Oh no wait, that was someone else, silly me.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Load_2.0 11 May 2012 22:00:10 19,285 posts
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    PhoenixFlames wrote:
    sport wrote:

    26 Has a real driving licence.

    Nearly
  • Deleted user 11 May 2012 22:17:48
    Awfully picky for the lesser species aren't they.
  • Stickman 11 May 2012 22:39:00 29,666 posts
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    They can't help but make lists. It reminds them of shopping.

    THIS SPACE FOR RENT

  • Kid_Icarus 11 May 2012 23:05:39 556 posts
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    ronuds wrote:
    I'm out at 1.
    Surely you'd be out at 15, 17, 23 and 30.
  • LeoliansBro 11 May 2012 23:06:55 44,246 posts
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    *girlfriend alarm*

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Sid-Nice 11 May 2012 23:38:01 15,852 posts
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    6 and 9 will do for me.

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  • PhoenixFlames 12 May 2012 06:33:12 9,010 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    PhoenixFlames wrote:
    sport wrote:

    26 Has a real driving licence.

    Nearly
    It's weird cause I could have sworn I've been driving a motor vehicle on the roads for a few weeks now. Oh well, perhaps the fact my car only has a couple of thousand miles on the clock and nice leather interior makes up for the transmission.

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