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  • mrpon 12 May 2012 15:56:52 29,832 posts
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    All I'm seeing there is learned how to suck dick I'm afraid. Sorry FB.

    Give me 5 I'm worth it.

  • Fake_Blood 12 May 2012 15:59:14 4,610 posts
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    It's alright, you can always ignore me :D
  • Deleted user 12 May 2012 16:25:58
    Perfect men are very sensitive about perceived imperfections and must voraciously defend them from all and sundry.
  • PazJohnMitch 12 May 2012 16:29:28 8,975 posts
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    sport wrote:

    11 Earns around 48,000 a year.
    21 Earns more than his partner.

    So rich women are not allowed to date the perfect man!
  • Dirtbox 12 May 2012 16:29:48 79,742 posts
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    meme wrote:
    Perfect men are very sensitive about perceived imperfections and must voraciously defend them from all and sundry.
    I know I do.

    Edited by Dirtbox at 16:30:55 12-05-2012

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  • Deleted user 12 May 2012 16:30:48
    /tests

    the pc is gay
  • Dirtbox 12 May 2012 16:31:09 79,742 posts
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    YOU FUCKING CUNT

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  • PhoenixFlames 12 May 2012 16:32:42 9,252 posts
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    I think there are a lot of fat ugly people in this thread; most likely sat infront of a PC playing second life in their mum's house while thinking how cool their 500 manual car makes them. Good luck with the lack of sex and type 2 diabetes chaps :-D

    PSN - phoenix1flames

  • Deleted user 12 May 2012 16:32:45
    No, no, no. You're supposed to screech in a high-pitched voice and put me on ignore.
  • Stickman 12 May 2012 16:47:00 29,666 posts
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    I dunno, that whole answer is pretty fucking textbook.

    Now tell us you don't have time for this cos you're going to the pub with your friends?

    THIS SPACE FOR RENT

  • mrpon 12 May 2012 16:55:00 29,832 posts
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    Phoenix in this thread.

    Give me 5 I'm worth it.

  • Fatiguez 12 May 2012 16:58:09 8,775 posts
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    Stickman wrote:
    I dunno, that whole answer is pretty fucking textbook.

    Now tell us you don't have time for this cos you're going to the pub with your friends?
    You mean his mates.

    show me your tits u bitch from ubisoft

  • Lukus 12 May 2012 17:01:41 19,524 posts
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    PhoenixFlames wrote:
    I think there are a lot of fat ugly people in this thread; most likely sat infront of a PC playing second life in their mum's house while thinking how cool their 500 manual car makes them. Good luck with the lack of sex and type 2 diabetes chaps :-D
    That's exactly how I picture you, but better (by virtue of the ability to drive manual).

    Paintings & Photographs

  • Load_2.0 12 May 2012 17:08:10 19,886 posts
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    It must be hard to be so alpha and be unable to match 17 old school girls with basic coordination.
  • Fake_Blood 12 May 2012 17:24:52 4,610 posts
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    One steering wheel, two pedals.
    Even a standard bike is more complex as it has two brakes.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 12 May 2012 17:30:19 16,707 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Phoenix in this thread.

    I don't think it can be, they wouldn't have had automatic taxis in the 1970s.

    Wubba lubba dub-dub

  • mrpon 12 May 2012 17:59:46 29,832 posts
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    :D

    Give me 5 I'm worth it.

  • Bremenacht 12 May 2012 20:09:16 20,067 posts
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    PhoenixFlames wrote:
    I think there are a lot of fat ugly people in this thread; most likely sat infront of a PC playing second life in their mum's house while thinking how cool their 500 manual car makes them. Good luck with the lack of sex and type 2 diabetes chaps :-D
    ?



    You're saying that driving this keeps you trim and keeps the ladies happy?

    Je suis Burkey

  • Dirtbox 12 May 2012 20:10:18 79,742 posts
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    Seems to work for him.

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  • Bremenacht 12 May 2012 20:15:32 20,067 posts
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    You could fit five bitches in that basket. Not bitches with Diabetes mind - proper bitches, like in Hollyoaks.

    Je suis Burkey

  • Dirtbox 12 May 2012 20:22:48 79,742 posts
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    I posted this some time back. Still stands true and only 71 people gave me on ignore after 10 years. Gotta be doing something right.

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110324061601AAB3dej

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  • Dirtbox 12 May 2012 20:24:38 79,742 posts
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    Girls can't ignore my sexs btw.

    Swimming in pussy.

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