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  • mrpon 12 May 2012 15:56:52 33,269 posts
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    All I'm seeing there is learned how to suck dick I'm afraid. Sorry FB.
  • Fake_Blood 12 May 2012 15:59:14 7,293 posts
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    It's alright, you can always ignore me :D
  • Deleted user 12 May 2012 16:25:58
    Perfect men are very sensitive about perceived imperfections and must voraciously defend them from all and sundry.
  • PazJohnMitch 12 May 2012 16:29:28 12,746 posts
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    sport wrote:

    11 Earns around £48,000 a year.
    21 Earns more than his partner.

    So rich women are not allowed to date the perfect man!
  • Dirtbox 12 May 2012 16:29:48 88,824 posts
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  • Deleted user 12 May 2012 16:30:48
    /tests

    the pc is gay
  • Dirtbox 12 May 2012 16:31:09 88,824 posts
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  • PhoenixFlames 12 May 2012 16:32:42 9,263 posts
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    I think there are a lot of fat ugly people in this thread; most likely sat infront of a PC playing second life in their mum's house while thinking how cool their £500 manual car makes them. Good luck with the lack of sex and type 2 diabetes chaps :-D
  • Deleted user 12 May 2012 16:32:45
    No, no, no. You're supposed to screech in a high-pitched voice and put me on ignore.
  • Stickman 12 May 2012 16:47:00 29,655 posts
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    I dunno, that whole answer is pretty fucking textbook.

    Now tell us you don't have time for this cos you're going to the pub with your friends?
  • mrpon 12 May 2012 16:55:00 33,269 posts
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    Phoenix in this thread.

  • Fatiguez 12 May 2012 16:58:09 8,878 posts
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    Stickman wrote:
    I dunno, that whole answer is pretty fucking textbook.

    Now tell us you don't have time for this cos you're going to the pub with your friends?
    You mean his mates.
  • Lukus 12 May 2012 17:01:41 20,736 posts
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    PhoenixFlames wrote:
    I think there are a lot of fat ugly people in this thread; most likely sat infront of a PC playing second life in their mum's house while thinking how cool their £500 manual car makes them. Good luck with the lack of sex and type 2 diabetes chaps :-D
    That's exactly how I picture you, but better (by virtue of the ability to drive manual).
  • Load_2.0 12 May 2012 17:08:10 25,223 posts
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    It must be hard to be so alpha and be unable to match 17 old school girls with basic coordination.
  • Fake_Blood 12 May 2012 17:24:52 7,293 posts
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    One steering wheel, two pedals.
    Even a standard bike is more complex as it has two brakes.
  • neilka 12 May 2012 17:30:19 20,184 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Phoenix in this thread.

    I don't think it can be, they wouldn't have had automatic taxis in the 1970s.
  • mrpon 12 May 2012 17:59:46 33,269 posts
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    :D
  • Deleted user 12 May 2012 20:09:16
    PhoenixFlames wrote:
    I think there are a lot of fat ugly people in this thread; most likely sat infront of a PC playing second life in their mum's house while thinking how cool their £500 manual car makes them. Good luck with the lack of sex and type 2 diabetes chaps :-D
    ?



    You're saying that driving this keeps you trim and keeps the ladies happy?
  • Dirtbox 12 May 2012 20:10:18 88,824 posts
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    You could fit five bitches in that basket. Not bitches with Diabetes mind - proper bitches, like in Hollyoaks.
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