Coldplay - a horrible tuneless noise that you just can't get rid of

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  • meme 4 May 2012 15:33:28 15,519 posts
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    is best prevented by earplugs.



    (doesn't warrant its own thread but wanted to just for the title)

    GHOSTBUSTERS

  • RedSparrows 4 May 2012 15:36:42 17,076 posts
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    I actually still quite like their first album. /suicide
  • Bremenacht 4 May 2012 15:38:35 11,256 posts
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    I liked their second album too.

    /throws self off the sofa

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  • Deckard1 4 May 2012 15:38:51 18,131 posts
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    First 3 albums are good.

    Yeah fuck you.
  • Folant 4 May 2012 16:35:56 633 posts
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    Parachutes? Yeah.

    Everything else? Slow trip down.
  • glaeken 4 May 2012 16:48:39 10,366 posts
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    And it was all Yellow too. Da da, da da da da da doo.
  • skuzzbag 4 May 2012 16:55:27 5,181 posts
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    The musical equivalent of beige.
  • bitch_tits_zero_nine 4 May 2012 18:12:01 4,930 posts
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    That last one "livin la vida loca" stank of shit imo
  • thelzdking 4 May 2012 18:51:56 3,393 posts
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    They're utter tripe, but they're so bland that you can just ignore their music.
  • neilka 4 May 2012 19:35:05 12,054 posts
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    Thread title is still a better album name than Mylo Xylophone.

    Even the toast is a ghost, and your daddy is in the toast!

  • Trafford 4 May 2012 20:02:41 4,023 posts
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    Fuckwits
  • Razz 4 May 2012 20:21:59 57,937 posts
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    Coldplay have the most depressing music I've ever heard, it's not their music is bad, it's just such a downer. I can't listen to it without wanting falling into bouts of depression.

    Edited by Razz at 20:25:11 04-05-2012

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  • RedSparrows 4 May 2012 22:49:54 17,076 posts
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    You've never listened to depressing music then.
  • Khanivor 4 May 2012 23:14:19 38,683 posts
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    The music is mostly lame but it's the lyrics that are hilariously bad. Like 'My First Rhyming Couplet' bad. I remember listening to one song and guessing nearly every single rhyming word, as it was the simplest and first one that popped into my head as well.
  • skuzzbag 5 May 2012 00:09:02 5,181 posts
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    RedSparrows wrote:
    You've never listened to depressing music then.
    This
  • localnotail 5 May 2012 00:13:11 21,458 posts
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    Coldplay are a perfect example of the simple fact that successful and contented people make shit music. First album: good. Second album ok. Chris hooks up with Gywneth Paltrow? Instant shiteness.

    Playing all the right notes— but not necessarily in the right order.

  • mal 5 May 2012 01:38:54 20,535 posts
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    I was convinced they were shit from the moment I heard them, despite kind of enjoying some of their first singles on the radio. Trouble is, what sounds good on the radio doesn't always sound good on headphones/decent speakers and they tended to get played on the wrong radio programmes. Safe to ignore then.

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

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