Gaming Fantasy: Assaulting Peter Molyneux

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  • Deleted user 5 April 2012 17:23:55
    PICTURE THE SCENE. You, Peter Molyneux, a 10 inch black rubber cock, a pair of nunchucks, a toasting fork and a pomegranate.

    What do you do

    WHAT DO YOU DO
  • CharlieStCloud 5 Apr 2012 17:24:56 5,202 posts
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    Eat the pomegranate.
  • mrpon 5 Apr 2012 17:35:25 28,772 posts
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    Invite Milo.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • the_dudefather 5 Apr 2012 17:45:35 9,287 posts
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    NORTH

    (ง ͠ ͟ʖ ͡)

  • Psychotext 5 Apr 2012 17:47:36 53,978 posts
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    Toast the black cock with a nunchuck pummelled pomegranate marinade.
  • threemoh 5 Apr 2012 21:08:05 206 posts
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    I'm not sure, but you can be certain that whatever I say I'll do in this thread, wouldn't actually happen when I'm in such a situation.

    You know, because everything Peter says will be in his games, isn't.

    Edited by threemoh at 21:08:32 05-04-2012
  • Whizzo 5 Apr 2012 21:09:55 43,093 posts
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    Does the rubber cock have a pulley in the middle?

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  • hypoBla5t 5 Apr 2012 21:19:30 1,395 posts
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    I thought about abusing him, then I just had a pot noodle and a wank instead.
  • pinebear 5 Apr 2012 21:29:09 8,565 posts
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    4 hours and no link to a Peter Molyneux Saints Row: The Third custom character?

    Also, I want assurances that this thread didn't almost end up as a post in the "what I dreamt about last night" thread.

  • threemoh 5 Apr 2012 23:14:50 206 posts
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    pinebear wrote:
    4 hours and no link to a Peter Molyneux Saints Row: The Third custom character?

    Also, I want assurances that this thread didn't almost end up as a post in the "what I dreamt about last night" thread.
    Quick! Mods! Delete this thread!
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