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  • Murbal 29 Mar 2012 15:43:22 22,375 posts
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    MetalDog Collects Young Men

    by Murbal, aged 38 and a bit

    MD met a gentleman
    For an Xbox I recall
    We feel her presence here again
    But never hear from him at all
  • Bremenacht 29 Mar 2012 18:22:55 18,721 posts
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    Murbal went to see
    a dog about an xbox
    shome mishtake shurely
  • DFawkes 29 Mar 2012 19:29:44 23,345 posts
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    MD once saved me from zombies in Minecraft, only for me to die by falling off the very high church that was still under construction. I think that would be fairly similar to what might happen in real life, so thanks for that :)

    Oh for goodness sake, I've caught my scrotum in my zip again - Margaret Thatcher, 1986

  • Salaman 30 Mar 2012 09:49:08 19,279 posts
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    Murbal wrote:
    MetalDog Collects Young Men

    by Murbal, aged 38 and a bit

    MD met a gentleman
    For an Xbox I recall
    We feel her presence here again
    But never hear from him at all
    :-D

    Better than the poem on the last page.
  • Deckard1 30 Mar 2012 13:42:43 28,733 posts
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    Fuck you! Ok how about this then

    Metaldog ohhhhh Metaldog
    I really love you I do
    Metaldog ohhhhh Metaldog
    I'd like to watch you poo
    Metaldog ohhhhh Metaldog
    Oh this you can not miss
    Metaldog ohhhhh Metaldog
    I'd like to drink your piss

    fin
  • Stickman 30 Mar 2012 13:47:11 29,666 posts
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    That's handy because MD stores jars of it ready for when greed and consumerism cause society to collapse.

    THIS SPACE FOR RENT

  • pinebear 30 Mar 2012 13:56:27 8,565 posts
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    How distasteful.

  • Fatiguez 30 Mar 2012 18:50:30 8,749 posts
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    Psh. Like yours is a gourmet.
  • silentbob 30 Mar 2012 19:30:40 29,009 posts
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    This thread smells of hemp, incense, tie-died parachute pants and communism.

    I quite like it.

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  • jonsaan 30 Mar 2012 19:38:09 25,360 posts
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    And cider and black.

    FCUTA!

  • darkmorgado 30 Mar 2012 20:56:43 15,566 posts
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    And The Levellers.

    Support the Mowgli Dirty Protest!

  • Metalfish 30 Mar 2012 21:06:11 8,830 posts
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    Murbal wrote:
    ResidentKnievel wrote:
    What about Metalfish?

    MetalDog always steals his limelight.
    Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
    *Sniff*

    No, I'm okay. I'll just be over here....
  • neilka 30 Mar 2012 21:45:01 16,251 posts
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    And quorn.
  • jonsaan 30 Mar 2012 21:48:43 25,360 posts
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    And tea tree oil.

    FCUTA!

  • Salaman 11 Jul 2012 13:43:56 19,279 posts
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    That Metal Appreciation thread has been on the front page for about 2 days now. I can't fight back the urge to bump this any longer.
    Sorry MD!

    /appreciates
  • robthehermit 11 Jul 2012 14:54:33 4,157 posts
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    MetalDog is really nice, she sticks up for the Bobbies,
    Deckard1 is rather ill and wants to eat her jobbies.
    Everyone loves MetalDog on this here gaming forum,
    There are a few who maybe don't, but we can just ignore 'em.
    If she was he I do not doubt we'd all be much less vocal,
    And spend our days composing rhymes to the far superior Local.

    GT: robthehermit

    Velim esset mundus iustus futuis procul et mori.

  • brokenkey 11 Jul 2012 16:03:07 7,088 posts
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    If MD is going to the Expo this year, I'd like to buy her a refreshment of her choice.

    /stalker

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  • Bremenacht 11 Jul 2012 18:14:52 18,721 posts
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    robthehermit wrote:
    MetalDog is really nice, she sticks up for the Bobbies,
    Deckard1 is rather ill and wants to eat her jobbies.
    Everyone loves MetalDog on this here gaming forum,
    There are a few who maybe don't, but we can just ignore 'em.
    If she was he I do not doubt we'd all be much less vocal,
    And spend our days composing rhymes to the far superior Local.
    \o/

    Excellent!
  • Javier-de-Ass 26 Jul 2012 02:08:19 44 posts
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    Just in to check if MD is still alive. Seems so!

    Insert smiley. Like so
  • Javier-de-Ass 26 Jul 2012 02:09:09 44 posts
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    Not stalking, MD. Just CHECKING.
  • Javier-de-Ass 26 Jul 2012 02:09:24 44 posts
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    True story.
  • MetalDog 26 Jul 2012 08:41:14 23,735 posts
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    More or less. Slightly eaten alive by life, but still kicking, thank you.

    You know, if you guys really want to appreciate me, write or personally harrass your MPs about why they refused to negotiate with the police and turned down flat an offer of 96 million pounds of savings.

    If you're in the UK that is, bit pointless otherwise =D

    Javier-de-Ass, you feel familiar and have reminded me I still owe a rodent post, gosh, I suck. I will add billtong, better than jerky.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • Javier-de-Ass 23 Oct 2012 18:46:16 44 posts
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    what post? did you forget? :mad:

    Edited by Javier·de·Ass at 18:46:43 23-10-2012
  • DaM 9 May 2013 00:01:25 13,333 posts
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    MD hasn't posted for a month...hope she is OK and just pissed off with the quality of posters...

    Or too busy with something excellent.
  • mal 9 May 2013 00:22:11 22,710 posts
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    But this Javier D'Arse hasn't posted for 4 months. I don't see his thread popping up.

    /stomp

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

  • Salaman 3 Jul 2013 14:39:01 19,279 posts
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    DaM wrote:
    MD hasn't posted for a month...hope she is OK and just pissed off with the quality of posters...

    Or too busy with something excellent.
    So that's been three months now. And the last posts were in the RIP Thatcher thread. Maybe she burst with excitement over the good news?

    /is starting to worry now
  • GrandpaUlrira 3 Jul 2013 15:51:31 3,753 posts
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    It says under her name: 'Seen 2 weeks ago'.
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