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  • X201 21 Mar 2012 19:07:44 13,071 posts
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    Siralan is back again with another load of numpties ready to take no prisoners, get what they want and give it 110%

    Here's this years crop of people you wouldn't want to go to the pub with.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00pj01n/candidates


    Tonight at 9:00 for those who didn't know
  • THFourteen 21 Mar 2012 19:11:34 29,062 posts
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    Ooooh. clashes with the footy though :(
  • YoshiMcTaggis 21 Mar 2012 19:13:07 1,974 posts
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    Ricky Martin

    Ahahahahahahaha
  • Fatiguez 21 Mar 2012 19:14:07 8,331 posts
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    Most excellent.

    show me your tits u bitch from ubisoft

  • Whizzo 21 Mar 2012 19:16:41 41,155 posts
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    "They call me the puppet master."

    No they fucking don't.

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  • Aargh. 21 Mar 2012 19:18:16 11,182 posts
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    That just means they think he's a manipulative cunt and he's too thick to work that out.

    After chasing sunsets one of life's simple joy is playing with the boys

  • HoriZon 21 Mar 2012 19:19:13 13,195 posts
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    Whizzo wrote:
    "They call me the puppet master."
    You're fired!

    Everybody has secrets, life would be boring without secrets, don't you think...?

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  • Whizzo 21 Mar 2012 19:20:53 41,155 posts
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    I liked one of the other sound bites about being like a shark and being at the top of the food chain, obviously this person doesn't realise people eat sharks.

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  • Whizzo 21 Mar 2012 19:22:22 41,155 posts
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    Boab wrote:Workout game
    I think most of the audience, especially me, would be near death after one episode.

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  • YoshiMcTaggis 21 Mar 2012 19:27:59 1,974 posts
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    "Ricky wishes he had invented Facebook"

    You don't say
  • X201 21 Mar 2012 19:35:23 13,071 posts
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    YoshiMcTaggis wrote:
    "Ricky wishes he had invented Facebook"

    You don't say
    I'll see your Facebook and raise you...

    Maria wishes she was the brains behind cotton buds

    :)
  • X201 21 Mar 2012 20:59:44 13,071 posts
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    Here we go.
    The task is to print stuff onto blank items.
  • Robinsonhtid 21 Mar 2012 21:06:58 88 posts
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    Yay!! Love this progrAmme
  • andywilkie35 21 Mar 2012 21:13:03 5,338 posts
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    Love this programme. Best thing on TV by miles (not saying much, but still...)

    PSN ID & Xbox Gamertag: Wedjwants

  • Aargh. 21 Mar 2012 21:15:46 11,182 posts
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    I like the Irish one. Her eyes have that startled cow look.

    After chasing sunsets one of life's simple joy is playing with the boys

  • X201 21 Mar 2012 21:20:35 13,071 posts
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    This is a bus :)
  • Aargh. 21 Mar 2012 21:28:53 11,182 posts
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    IT'S MY TURN TO SELL

    After chasing sunsets one of life's simple joy is playing with the boys

  • Lukus 21 Mar 2012 21:31:31 18,710 posts
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    Ha, brilliant, they got told off.

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  • Aargh. 21 Mar 2012 21:32:58 11,182 posts
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    Why does one of the blokes appear to have more lipstick on than any of the women?

    After chasing sunsets one of life's simple joy is playing with the boys

  • mrpon 21 Mar 2012 21:34:41 24,091 posts
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    Bigger lips?

    Give yourself ½ gig or a £, you're worth it.

  • Lukus 21 Mar 2012 21:36:41 18,710 posts
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    Things not to admit to Alan: You're one of those people who place massive significance in their dreams.

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  • MetalDog 21 Mar 2012 21:36:41 23,448 posts
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    Being excited reddens the lips with increased blood flow - which is what lipstick is designed to emulate.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • X201 21 Mar 2012 21:38:15 13,071 posts
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    Women lost.
    Cat fight in 10...9...8...
  • Aargh. 21 Mar 2012 21:38:57 11,182 posts
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    MetalDog wrote:
    Being excited reddens the lips with increased blood flow - which is what lipstick is designed to emulate.
    Then he must be about to explode.

    After chasing sunsets one of life's simple joy is playing with the boys

  • Lukus 21 Mar 2012 21:39:56 18,710 posts
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    Fucking hell, I hate all these people already.

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  • MetalDog 21 Mar 2012 21:43:00 23,448 posts
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    The team leader for the women doesn't seem too ghastly, so she's probably doomed.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • X201 21 Mar 2012 21:43:55 13,071 posts
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    Baying hyenas :)
  • Aargh. 21 Mar 2012 21:44:47 11,182 posts
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    Sugar's right about the shop locations. The other direction is no more than a 10 minute walk.

    After chasing sunsets one of life's simple joy is playing with the boys

  • mrpon 21 Mar 2012 21:45:42 24,091 posts
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    Purple slut looks scary.

    Give yourself ½ gig or a £, you're worth it.

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