Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - worst film of the decade? Page 3

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  • Deleted user 20 March 2012 14:01:53
    JuanKerr wrote:
    CrispyXUK wrote:
    Sai

    Yeah, that's the one. He also had a pair of nunchucks, so it was always a bit of a fight to decide who got to play with them.
    Did he have any other illegal weapons?
  • Tonka 20 Mar 2012 14:09:03 19,840 posts
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    Nothing wrong with a Sai. Elektra used them to good effect.
    She's dead btw Mr Bay
    Leave her alone

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  • JuanKerr 20 Mar 2012 14:19:02 36,094 posts
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    CrispyXUK wrote:
    JuanKerr wrote:
    CrispyXUK wrote:
    Sai

    Yeah, that's the one. He also had a pair of nunchucks, so it was always a bit of a fight to decide who got to play with them.
    Did he have any other illegal weapons?
    He was 6th Dan blackbelt, so I assume that it was okay.

    Fuck, this is him!
  • Deleted user 20 March 2012 14:20:24
    That old chestnut :D
  • Flightrisker 20 Mar 2012 14:30:09 18,072 posts
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    It's a shame old Pete Postlewaithe is dead. He'd be the perfect Master Splinter.
  • BinaryBob101 20 Mar 2012 14:57:54 21,966 posts
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    You just all need to CHILL, says Bay.

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  • ecureuil 20 Mar 2012 15:00:00 76,011 posts
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    People who constantly complain about Michael Bay are more annoying than the movies he makes.
  • Deckard1 20 Mar 2012 15:00:29 25,406 posts
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    I'LL STAB HIS FUCKING EYES OUT

    Called it

  • Deleted user 20 March 2012 15:00:31
    So basically, the ooze came from space, amazing. Why that need explaining is beyond me.
  • the_dudefather 20 Mar 2012 15:12:22 8,976 posts
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    behinds the scenes of the new movie

    [youtube] s5RTdB7yFiM[/youtube]

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  • BinaryBob101 20 Mar 2012 15:29:35 21,966 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    I'LL STAB HIS FUCKING EYES OUT
    Chill out dude. Just chill.

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  • Deleted user 21 March 2012 20:08:36
    CrispyXUK wrote:
    So basically, the ooze came from space, amazing. Why that need explaining is beyond me.
    Bay is sensitive to the fans' desire for a tightly-scripted, well-plotted narrative in which all key events are fore-shadowed, linked by circumstance and character, and lead to a significant pay-off in the end.
  • Bremenacht 21 Mar 2012 20:15:03 15,753 posts
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    Flightrisker wrote:
    People are getting annoyed at The Turtles being "ruined"?


    The fucking Turtles?!
    : D

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  • Bremenacht 21 Mar 2012 20:17:41 15,753 posts
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    He'd better not touch Bagpuss if he doesn't want his testicles and eyeballs swapped around, that's all I say.

    Makes my blood boil just thinking about him. B A Y rrrrrgggghhhhhhh

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  • OmniaVincitAmor 21 Mar 2012 20:26:32 1,514 posts
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    The original comics were edgy and actually good from what I remember. The new film will obviously be absolute shit though. Bay is a cunt. I remember him laughing off the original transformers movie then creating his own godawful version. Cunt.

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  • Deleted user 21 March 2012 20:28:39
    I think the main problem is that the name kinda summarises what they are. They're teenage turtles, who are mutants and also happen to be ninjas. Shoehorn in 'alien' there too and you lose all rhythm from the title.

    Not that they're going to actually rename them, but you get my point.

    I'm not hugely bothered, though. It's not as if the franchise hasn't been mutilated before, and ultimately it's much like Transformers - a franchise that's there almost solely to promote kid's toys. It's not like they're rebooting War and Peace.
  • spamdangled 29 Mar 2012 13:31:30 27,197 posts
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    Leaked storyboard

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  • smoothpete 29 Mar 2012 13:40:41 31,017 posts
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    http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/images/stories/bagpuss425b.jpg
  • Deleted user 29 March 2012 13:45:42
    The whole backstory regardless if it's Alien or not will probably just be mentioned briefly, it's been done enough as the origin. As long as Shredder isn't the first villian they face I'll be happy.

    They should save him for the sequel but hint at him in the first aka like Nolan did with the Joker.
  • Dirtbox 29 Mar 2012 13:59:38 76,329 posts
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    meme wrote:
    I think the main problem is that the name kinda summarises what they are. They're teenage turtles, who are mutants and also happen to be ninjas. Shoehorn in 'alien' there too and you lose all rhythm from the title.
    Except he's now dropped both teenage and mutant from the title, leaving only Ninja Turtles.

    http://www.skynews.com.au/showbiz/article.aspx?id=734231&vId=

    But don't worry Ninja Turtles fans, Vanilla Ice has been cast back into the Turtle franchise as Splinter and is releasing a reboot of his groundbreaking song.

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  • Deleted user 29 March 2012 14:03:04
    Sweet!
  • Load_2.0 29 Mar 2012 14:08:58 18,190 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    To be honest, every single iteration of this (including the cartoon) has completely missed the point of the original comic it was "raping",
    Wait they were originally rapsists? I suppose it explains the masks.

    Reverse beastiality.
  • Tonka 29 Mar 2012 14:15:34 19,840 posts
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    What a fucking ass punk

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  • nickthegun 29 Mar 2012 14:16:50 55,848 posts
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    Can someone change the thread title? I just hate it.

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    He totally called it

  • Deleted user 29 March 2012 14:17:47
    They should go down the Rise of the Apes method of motion capture for the depiction of the Turtles, hell hire Andy Serkis whilst they are at it.

    Edited by Hindle at 14:18:11 29-03-2012
  • Dirtbox 29 Mar 2012 14:18:49 76,329 posts
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    Yeah, somehow I'm lost in a world full of disturbing tortoise penises on youtube now.

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  • megastar 29 Mar 2012 14:21:30 17,104 posts
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    This will just turn into one big massive advert for dominos or pizza hut or whoever hands out the most money!
  • the_dudefather 29 Mar 2012 14:36:41 8,976 posts
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    yeah, you wouldn't get product placement like that in the good old ninja turtles movie

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    http://worstproductplacement.com/wp-content/gallery/ninja-turtles/03-ninja-turtles-product-placement.png[/img]

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  • megastar 29 Mar 2012 14:42:37 17,104 posts
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    :)

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