Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Page 2

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  • AceGrace 20 Mar 2012 11:08:37 1,132 posts
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    A friend of mine misheard the lyrics to the song on the cartoon.

    He used to sing.

    "Heroes in a half shell. To the Park!"

    :-)
  • pinebear 20 Mar 2012 11:21:28 8,565 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    T-U-R-T-L-E POWAH
    T-U-R-T-L-E POWAH
    Pizzas with a turtle crust
    PIZZA HUT!

  • neilka 20 Mar 2012 11:34:41 16,100 posts
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    Facepalm wrote:
    neilka wrote:
    Who would win in a space battle between The Clangers and Button Moon?
    Tina Tea-Spoon would fuck those whistle, soup eating clanks right up.
    The Clangers would deploy the Soup Dragon for a retaliatory strike, causing horrific 90% burns to Mr. Spoon using delicious yet scalding soup.

    Lastly, I am gay, disabled, and a liberal.

  • megastar 20 Mar 2012 11:46:03 17,192 posts
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    Has anyone seen the Turtles cartoon where the different "dimensions" all come together and the New Turtles meet with the 90's Turtles who then meet with the B/W Comic turtles who then all gang up together to beat a Giant Super Shredder?

    It's as awesome as it sounds!
  • megastar 20 Mar 2012 11:46:33 17,192 posts
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    It's also on Youtube if you havent seen it!
  • Tonka 20 Mar 2012 12:06:37 20,541 posts
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    Haven't seen it and would love the link.

    If you can read this you really need to fiddle with your forum settings.

  • Deleted user 20 March 2012 12:09:48
    Yes, it's shit.
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  • megastar 20 Mar 2012 12:14:31 17,192 posts
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    lol crispy, maybe if you watched it imagining you were the kid you were rather than a grown man you'd like it more eh?

    It was never going to be a directorial masterpiece!
  • Deckard1 20 Mar 2012 13:16:42 28,243 posts
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    The original cartoon was NOT shit you cunts.

    Also the first film was bodacious. If you can watch the scene where Raphael is dying in the bath without shedding a tear then you may as well kill yourself now as you're already dead inside.
  • Deleted user 20 March 2012 13:18:26
    megastar wrote:
    lol crispy, maybe if you watched it imagining you were the kid you were rather than a grown man you'd like it more eh?

    It was never going to be a directorial masterpiece!
    Doubt it, thought the cartoon as shit as a kid although I do love the intro and the characters and the games.
  • Whizzo 20 Mar 2012 13:21:39 43,151 posts
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    If it was something important getting Bayed, say Mr Benn, I'd probably be upset.

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  • ecureuil 20 Mar 2012 13:22:42 76,870 posts
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    Tonka wrote:
    So now they're aliens? Please please please just take your millions and fuck off.
    http://popwatch.ew.com/2012/03/19/michael-bay-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-aliens/
    Sounds great. Looking forward to it.
  • DUFFMAN5 20 Mar 2012 13:25:00 14,775 posts
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    Just checked and the Turtles were shown in 1987/88, this is why I have not seen a single episode or read a single thing about them...too busy playing with my girlfriens bra straps and getting into her knickers in the late 80's. Carry on MB rape away at the shite TMNT, just leave Rainbow alone.

    ...God they were good ol' days ;)

    "Duffman the grey is thrusting in the direction of the problem! Oh, yeah!"

  • the_dudefather 20 Mar 2012 13:28:27 9,294 posts
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    I'm sure everyone will forgive him when gets some model with a big bum to play April O'Neal wearing the tightest jumpsuit ever made

    Edited by the_dudefather at 13:28:54 20-03-2012

    (ง ͠ ͟ʖ ͡)

  • Deckard1 20 Mar 2012 13:29:29 28,243 posts
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    I had one of these motherfuckers! Fucking babe magnet back in the day.

  • Deleted user 20 March 2012 13:36:10
    DUFFMAN5 wrote:
    Just checked and the Turtles were shown in 1987/88, this is why I have not seen a single episode or read a single thing about them...too busy playing with my girlfriens bra straps and getting into her knickers in the late 80's. Carry on MB rape away at the shite TMNT, just leave Rainbow alone.

    ...God they were good ol' days ;)
    In Michael Bay's 'Rainbow', bungle will not be a man in a bear suit, but an actual bear.

    Made of titanium.

    From space.

    Oh, wait...

    Just so long as he doesn't fuck with Dogtanian, we're cool.

    Edited by HurbleBurble at 13:38:48 20-03-2012
  • DUFFMAN5 20 Mar 2012 13:38:12 14,775 posts
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    I like it ;)

    "Duffman the grey is thrusting in the direction of the problem! Oh, yeah!"

  • nickthegun 20 Mar 2012 13:39:38 60,131 posts
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    Deckard is so proud of his blimp he chose the largest picture on the internet to show it off.

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  • Deckard1 20 Mar 2012 13:50:23 28,243 posts
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    pickthebum is so jealous of my turtle blimp that all he can do is try to hate on the picture. Look at the little bombs on it nick LOOK AT THEM! THEY WORKED! THEY FUCKING WORKED!!
  • nickthegun 20 Mar 2012 13:52:40 60,131 posts
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    They werent allowed to hit people with nunchuks but they could drop bombs on them? WHAT KIND OF WORLD ARE WE LIVING IN?

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  • megastar 20 Mar 2012 13:54:06 17,192 posts
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    That Turtle blimp is the fucking shit dawg!

    You've pulled me anyway!!

    I always wanted the turtle VW Van! I had the skateboards with big propellers at the back for added speed though!
  • Deleted user 20 March 2012 13:55:49
    April had smashing tits.
  • JuanKerr 20 Mar 2012 13:56:23 36,280 posts
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    My friend's dad was a karate teacher and he had those weird big fork things likes one of the Turtles. Always thought that was the shittest weapon.
  • DUFFMAN5 20 Mar 2012 13:57:28 14,775 posts
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    Boab wrote:
    April had smashing tits.
    What one was he


    :)

    "Duffman the grey is thrusting in the direction of the problem! Oh, yeah!"

  • Deleted user 20 March 2012 13:57:32
    Sai

    Yeah, a three pronged knife if pretty shit, wouldn't hurt anything :D

    Edited by CrispyXUK at 13:58:48 20-03-2012
  • SpaceDave3000 20 Mar 2012 13:57:35 78,256 posts
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    I had no idea anyone felt any attachment to TMNT outside of america. Goes to show, eh?

    Hope he re-imagines it into some sort of grimy version of Avatar with giant robots and turtle love interests. And Shredder is a hot woman and Splinter is a beaver.

    It can't possibly be any worse than The Secret of the Ooze.

    +1 / Like / Tweet this post

  • JuanKerr 20 Mar 2012 14:00:19 36,280 posts
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    CrispyXUK wrote:
    Sai

    Yeah, that's the one. He also had a pair of nunchucks, so it was always a bit of a fight to decide who got to play with them.
  • Deleted user 20 March 2012 14:01:12
    You mean like III? It's on the UK netflix, truely awful stuff.
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