Tea squirting moments you have known in EG

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  • Dirtbox 7 Dec 2004 15:44:32 78,165 posts
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    This is the funniest thing I can remember off the top of my head in this forum...
    WOPR wrote:
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    Then CerealKey wrote:
    You haven't experienced Shakespeare until you've read him in the original Klingon.

    I'll get the transporter

    ||
    Got me into trouble, I laughed so loud.

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  • Mike_Hunt 7 Dec 2004 15:47:21 23,514 posts
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    Oh, there's been LOADS!

    Markypants "stranglewank" line nearly killed me.
    Nem and his using quote from Angel and Roobs as sigs.
    Squaylor's rap!

    Loads!

    [MH]
  • Blerk Moderator 7 Dec 2004 15:48:03 48,225 posts
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    I think even I said something funny once.

    /thinks

    Actually that might've been a dream.
  • Decoded 7 Dec 2004 15:50:01 4,426 posts
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    Off too Tardingway Woods wiv u

    Edited by Decoded at 15:50:19 07-12-2004
  • Dirtbox 7 Dec 2004 15:50:30 78,165 posts
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    Slurpy J wrote:
    I dont get it... :(


    Funniest moment I ever remember was some debate about Pete Sampras and Andre Agassi and who was best...

    I mean... WHAT?!?!
    It's just CerealKey's comment after it.

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  • Lutz 7 Dec 2004 15:52:05 48,854 posts
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    rhythm wrote:
    Mike getting stuck in his works' toilets
    ?

    You mean UL?

    /still doesn't know the tin story...
  • terminalterror 7 Dec 2004 15:52:47 18,937 posts
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    otto wrote:
    Dangerous thread to start, deebs, seeing as most of my coffee-spraying moments have come when we've been discussing - how can I put this? Tins.

    First thing I thought when I saw who had posted this thread was that we were shortly going to be opening a tin of worms.
  • marilena 7 Dec 2004 15:54:23 8,203 posts
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    rhythm wrote:
    Mike getting stuck in his works' toilets

    That was UL. Mike only was aproached by strange old men in the toilet at his work.
  • Lutz 7 Dec 2004 15:56:06 48,854 posts
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    Fuck! That's the second thread in April that I missed. Where the hell was I?

    /checks for alien probes.
  • morriss 7 Dec 2004 15:57:37 70,978 posts
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    phil Collins must die made me laugh.
  • Dirtbox 7 Dec 2004 15:57:43 78,165 posts
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    terminalterror wrote:
    otto wrote:
    Dangerous thread to start, deebs, seeing as most of my coffee-spraying moments have come when we've been discussing - how can I put this? Tins.

    First thing I thought when I saw who had posted this thread was that we were shortly going to be opening a tin of worms.
    Oh not again.

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  • Mike_Hunt 7 Dec 2004 16:01:44 23,514 posts
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  • deem 7 Dec 2004 16:09:28 31,641 posts
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  • Deleted user 7 December 2004 16:10:13
    Didn't peej post about a piss splash once? Now that made me howl.
  • Mike_Hunt 7 Dec 2004 16:10:19 23,514 posts
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    Otto's Halo fan fiction in this thread had me doubled up with laughter!

    [MH]

  • Deleted user 7 December 2004 16:10:57
    Oh and the funniest thread was when someone described how to do a 'spiderman' on yer missus.

    Tears. In. Eyes.
  • Blerk Moderator 7 Dec 2004 16:11:29 48,225 posts
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    Hyoushi wrote:
    But also this modern classic...
    Oh Jesus! I'd forgotten about that thread entirely. It's just made me spill coffee again!
  • ChocNut 7 Dec 2004 16:12:06 2,184 posts
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    HairyArse wrote:
    Oh and the funniest thread was when someone described how to do a 'spiderman' on yer missus.

    Tears. In. Eyes.
    Oh God yeah - I told loads of people about that one :D
  • binky Moderator 7 Dec 2004 16:12:51 9,626 posts
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    Mike telling me I had got him in the shit with his mrs made me proper LOL.
  • Mike_Hunt 7 Dec 2004 16:12:51 23,514 posts
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    HairyArse wrote:
    Oh and the funniest thread was when someone described how to do a 'spiderman' on yer missus.

    Tears. In. Eyes.
    I must've missed that. Details?

    [MH]
  • Mike_Hunt 7 Dec 2004 16:13:22 23,514 posts
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    binky wrote:
    Mike telling me I had got him in the shit with his mrs made me proper LOL.
    Hmm... and since then you've not spoken to me on messenger ;)

    [MH]
  • kalel 7 Dec 2004 16:14:49 87,682 posts
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    I enjoyed the porno name games thread.
  • binky Moderator 7 Dec 2004 16:16:45 9,626 posts
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    Mike_Hunt wrote:
    Hmm... and since then you've not spoken to me on messenger ;)

    [MH]

    I'm too scared
  • pjmaybe 7 Dec 2004 16:18:07 70,676 posts
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    Sorry hate blowing my own trumpet (it plays havoc with the crick in my neck but)

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the "Substitute the word Arse for the word Heart" thread...

    Every one a winner. I might well have started it but it was everyone else's contributions which ensured my monitor got a proper golden shower...of tea.

    Peej
  • kalel 7 Dec 2004 16:18:59 87,682 posts
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    pjmaybe wrote:
    Sorry hate blowing my own trumpet (it plays havoc with the crick in my neck but)

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the "Substitute the word Arse for the word Heart" thread...

    Every one a winner. I might well have started it but it was everyone else's contributions which ensured my monitor got a proper golden shower...of tea.

    Peej

    I still think of that thread every time I hear "You give love a bad name"

    :D
  • ssuellid 7 Dec 2004 16:19:34 19,141 posts
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    Which wanking thread? There seemed to be an endless stream of them at one point.
  • Mike_Hunt 7 Dec 2004 16:20:32 23,514 posts
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    This one!

    [MH]




  • pjmaybe 7 Dec 2004 16:20:45 70,676 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    pjmaybe wrote:
    Sorry hate blowing my own trumpet (it plays havoc with the crick in my neck but)

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the "Substitute the word Arse for the word Heart" thread...

    Every one a winner. I might well have started it but it was everyone else's contributions which ensured my monitor got a proper golden shower...of tea.

    Peej

    I still think of that thread every time I hear "You give love a bad name"

    :D

    ROFL!!!!

    See, it works on so many levels...

    /hums "Wooden Arse" by Elvis Presley

    Peej
  • lost_soul 7 Dec 2004 16:21:31 9,369 posts
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    The recent home circumcision thread had some classic comments.
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