Man, some pussy would really perk me up right now.

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  • sport 3 Nov 2011 22:40:51 13,627 posts
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    http://www.sweetaddicts.co.uk/pussy-premium-energy-drink---24-x-250ml-823-p.asp
  • mrpon 4 Nov 2011 00:15:25 32,364 posts
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    Hallelujah brother, just open her up and taste those sweet juices!

    /high five
  • estoo 4 Nov 2011 00:25:38 2,880 posts
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    I prefer to suck on a....

    edit 5- I give in, here's the link:

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/203/485367769_d30d1447cf_m.jpg

    Edited by estoo at 00:30:28 04-11-2011
  • Errol 13 Jan 2013 22:46:32 12,903 posts
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    Pussy juice?
  • jonsaan 13 Jan 2013 22:50:06 26,460 posts
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    In Sweden there is a cat food called Pussi.




    Description_here
  • Errol 13 Jan 2013 22:51:59 12,903 posts
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    So you can walk up to the hot girl at the shop counter and say -

    'I'd love some pussi. Can you give it to me?'
  • Deleted user 13 January 2013 22:52:13
    I hear too much pussy's bad for your teeth.
  • Psychotext 13 Jan 2013 22:57:16 60,411 posts
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    Get some of this whilst you're at the shops:



    Might as well smell the part too.
  • mrpon 13 Jan 2013 23:05:01 32,364 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    Get some of this whilst you're at the shops:

    http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/vulva-1107-lg.jpg

    Might as well smell the part too.
    Well, while you're down there...
  • Rusty_M 13 Jan 2013 23:06:42 6,183 posts
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    Hold on. There's a liquorice type sweet called Spunk. Imagine how awesome it would be to put spunk in your pussy!

    Edited by Rusty_M at 23:08:10 13-01-2013
  • Razz 13 Jan 2013 23:13:09 63,018 posts
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    And a little bowl of cock soup on the side, and some deer poo.

  • DaM 13 Jan 2013 23:20:25 16,009 posts
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    That's some dear shit Razz.
  • Razz 14 Jan 2013 00:52:09 63,018 posts
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    :D
  • neilka 14 Jan 2013 00:53:29 18,730 posts
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    jonsaan wrote:
    In Sweden there is a cat food called Pussi.




    Description_here
    It's their version of Felix. If they ever do a Cif-style rebrand in the UK they can call it Felix Pussi.
  • Razz 14 Jan 2013 00:57:46 63,018 posts
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    "Your cat love eating Felix's Pussi. In 4 new improved fishy flavours"

    Edited by Razz at 00:59:59 14-01-2013
  • Godofporn Most Generous Forumite, 2015 20 Jan 2016 11:40:34 5,881 posts
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    @Razz wtf
  • Ziz0u 20 Jan 2016 11:43:21 10,767 posts
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    Someone searched the forum for 'pussy'.
  • Fab4 20 Jan 2016 11:57:42 7,762 posts
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    Time for an 'Are You Being Served?' revival.
  • Godofporn Most Generous Forumite, 2015 20 Jan 2016 12:13:29 5,881 posts
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    Mmm pussy
  • sid92 20 Jan 2016 12:16:01 3,286 posts
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    Is there a 'one int pink one int stink' flavour?
  • Dondiggler 20 Jan 2016 14:43:12 300 posts
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    Tasty afternoon delight!!!
  • Rivuzu 20 Jan 2016 14:57:20 14,268 posts
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    Ergh. Why did they add coconut? Much preferred the original flavour.
  • PES_Fanboy Funniest Forumite, 2015 20 Jan 2016 15:15:47 38,583 posts
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    You enjoy the taste of licking a 9v battery?
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