Celebrity Paedogeddon (now feat. other celeb sex offences) Page 28

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  • thelzdking 7 Nov 2012 22:59:29 4,465 posts
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    mcmothercruncher wrote:
    Just going to drop this list of extremely well known candidates here.
    All a bit preposterous (not to mention, it's a there/their/they're car crash)... but, then again...?
    Gordon Brown is a practising paedophile whose activities are known not only to the British, American and Israeli intelligence services, but also by Rupert Murdoch and his senior editor at the Sunday Times.
    Hahahahaha!
  • superdelphinus 7 Nov 2012 23:05:17 8,140 posts
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    Heh, that website is generally amazing
  • ecu 7 Nov 2012 23:16:48 77,382 posts
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    They're digging up his coffin now apparently. Families with relatives buried nearby don't want their loved ones final resting place to be next to a dead paedo.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 7 Nov 2012 23:29:36 16,707 posts
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    You can't take any chances with zombie nonces.

    Wubba lubba dub-dub

  • X201 8 Nov 2012 06:18:41 15,910 posts
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    On the front of The Sun:

    Ripper cops took cast of Savile's teeth.

    :-s
  • Deleted user 8 November 2012 08:35:30
    mcmothercruncher wrote:
    Just going to drop this list of extremely well known candidates here.
    All a bit preposterous (not to mention, it's a there/their/they're car crash)... but, then again...?
    Blimey. Felt a bit wrong just reading that link. I hope for his sake every word of it is true, as if it isn't, he's a) mental, and b) committing libel on a fairly unprecedented scale.
  • Deleted user 8 November 2012 09:52:42
    neilka wrote:
    You can't take any chances with zombie nonces.
    Eurogamer Forum comment of the year! :D
  • jellyhead 8 Nov 2012 10:48:05 24,350 posts
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    Has this Ocean's Eleven poster been linked before...

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  • senso-ji 8 Nov 2012 13:52:23 6,116 posts
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    mcmothercruncher wrote:
    Just going to drop this list of extremely well known candidates here.
    All a bit preposterous (not to mention, it's a there/their/they're car crash)... but, then again...?
    I think This Morning might have tried to show him that website:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20248711

    Edited by senso-ji at 13:57:28 08-11-2012
  • glaeken 8 Nov 2012 13:59:09 11,286 posts
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    The guy is clearly mental.
  • ecu 8 Nov 2012 16:02:06 77,382 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    You can't take any chances with zombie nonces.
    That's why they encased the coffin with concrete.
  • DaM 8 Nov 2012 17:00:33 13,627 posts
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    senso-ji wrote:
    mcmothercruncher wrote:
    Just going to drop this list of extremely well known candidates here.
    All a bit preposterous (not to mention, it's a there/their/they're car crash)... but, then again...?
    I think This Morning might have tried to show him that website:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20248711
    I think the list was people not on that website.

    He's not quite the full shilling.
  • mothercruncher 8 Nov 2012 17:19:38 8,167 posts
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    A month ago I'd have said no flippin' way to that list. This month, yeah, probably still no way... although after the last few weeks it is clearly not impossible that some extremely powerful people have been systematically abusing children, even killing children, with the back-up of a rarified old boy network.
    I don't have any confidence that, if that is/was the case, any of these enquiries will truly establish the truth. If a machine like that was possible to establish then it's entirely possible that the same machine will be able to stifle enquiries with ease.
  • Deleted user 8 November 2012 17:44:02
    Yeah, now that Jimmy was a paedo there might be a massive conspiracy within the celeb community to rape and/or murder many children.

    For fuck's sake.
  • CosmicFuzz 8 Nov 2012 18:05:36 26,481 posts
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    Won't somebody other than celebrity rapists please think of the children!

    Episode 14 of our video game podcast Open Source is here!

  • Maturin 8 Nov 2012 18:07:24 3,267 posts
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    Police have just arrested Savile's former chauffeur.

    Sky News link.
  • mothercruncher 8 Nov 2012 18:24:41 8,167 posts
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    I didn't point the finger at the "celebrity community", but carry on sloppily reading and misrepresenting things by all means.
  • Deleted user 8 November 2012 18:28:29
    No you think it extends further than that. Celebrities, politicians, businessmen: they all in on the abuse/murder conspiracy that is destroying the lives of British children.

    Maybe it isn't just Britain. I see they let a black man be in charge of America, maybe that's part of the conspiracy, maybe it isn't just children but animals and adults too.
  • Madder-Max 8 Nov 2012 18:39:47 11,749 posts
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    Tony blair and Jimmy Saville.

    Two famous people who shafted the young!


    Badoom-tsh!

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  • Progguitarist 8 Nov 2012 19:10:35 10,552 posts
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    Aargh. wrote:
    No you think it extends further than that. Celebrities, politicians, businessmen: they all in on the abuse/murder conspiracy that is destroying the lives of British children.

    Maybe it isn't just Britain. I see they let a black man be in charge of America, maybe that's part of the conspiracy, maybe it isn't just children but animals and adults too.
    Very few people would have believed Savile was a nonce a few years back. This very thread has "R.I.P." messages. Anything is possible.
  • Deleted user 8 November 2012 19:15:30
    One person is a paedo so let's assume anything anyone makes up with zero evidence about anyone else could be true.

    There's a difference between being corrupt and being a murderer of children and part of a worldwide conspiracy.
  • X201 8 Nov 2012 19:35:12 15,910 posts
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    Madder-Max wrote:
    Tony blair and Jimmy Saville.

    Two famous people who shafted the young!


    Badoom-tsh!

    Nick Clegg likes shafting students.


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  • Progguitarist 8 Nov 2012 19:47:51 10,552 posts
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    Aargh. wrote:
    One person is a paedo so let's assume anything anyone makes up with zero evidence about anyone else could be true.

    There's a difference between being corrupt and being a murderer of children and part of a worldwide conspiracy.
    I'm not assuming anything. I'm just open to the possibilities.
  • Deleted user 8 November 2012 19:51:26
    Oh, in that case Philip Schofield skins children and wears them as a coat while dancing in fountains of blood, surrounded by copies of Gordon the Gopher watching in somber silence, remembering those days when he used to be worn by Philip while he masturbated small boys that he captured.

    Who are we to say he doesn't. Now that Saville has been outed there's nothing to say this isn't true.
  • WrongShui 8 Nov 2012 20:11:34 6,626 posts
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    To save time we should start naming people who are not Pedophiles.
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