Celebrity Paedogeddon (now feat. other celeb sex offences) Page 124

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  • Kami 14 Aug 2014 16:12:27 2,578 posts
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    Well, guess that does his lucrative little calendar business in for the moment. Anything with Cliff's face on for now will plummet sales-wise.

    Still, let's see how this pans out. I find it hard to believe seeing as this guy is so uber-Christian and all, but then, I found it hard to believe ol' Rolf had it in him as well.
  • Rivuzu 14 Aug 2014 16:13:23 8,795 posts
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    Kami wrote:
    Well, guess that does his lucrative little calendar business in for the moment. Anything with Cliff's face on for now will plummet sales-wise.

    Still, let's see how this pans out. I find it hard to believe seeing as this guy is so uber-Christian and all, but then, I found it hard to believe ol' Rolf had it in him as well.
    The problem wasn't that he had it in him...
  • themannamedchris 14 Aug 2014 16:13:58 19 posts
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    On second thought...should've written "you know, for kids"
  • Rhaegyr 14 Aug 2014 16:15:07 3,276 posts
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    Devastated.

    /rik
  • FWB 14 Aug 2014 16:23:13 48,548 posts
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    Kami wrote:
    Well, guess that does his lucrative little calendar business in for the moment. Anything with Cliff's face on for now will plummet sales-wise.

    Still, let's see how this pans out. I find it hard to believe seeing as this guy is so uber-Christian and all, but then, I found it hard to believe ol' Rolf had it in him as well.
    Hahahahahahahahaha.
  • Armoured_Bear 14 Aug 2014 16:25:32 14,639 posts
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    It's über not uber ffs.
  • Deleted user 14 August 2014 16:26:02
    Anyone made a "young ones" joke yet?
  • chopsen 14 Aug 2014 16:26:31 17,246 posts
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    It's FFS not ffs, FFS.
  • Reacher 14 Aug 2014 16:26:33 1,205 posts
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    I think we need to invent a scale that deals with these types so we can rate them in the future


    1) Jesus - No rapes
    2) Ric Flair - bit of a player but never rapey
    3) Noel Edmonds - suspicious, but never proven
    4) John Leslie - bit rapey
    5) Savile - rapes the dead
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 14 Aug 2014 16:27:08 17,036 posts
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    I think so yes
  • Tryhard 14 Aug 2014 16:31:28 6,041 posts
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    I find it hard to believe seeing as this guy is so uber-Christian and all,
    Oh dear.Guess you were never a choir boy.

    Edited by Tryhard at 16:33:23 14-08-2014
  • Kami 14 Aug 2014 16:32:03 2,578 posts
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    @FWB; Okay, priests not withstanding because, you know. Besides, I thought Cliffy boy was CofE, not Catholic? (I know, small details...)

    I remember when Cliff was on Top Gear years ago and he was so butter-wouldn't-melt I thought, "Man, this guy is a garbled saying away from Ned Flanders!"

    We are sure Rod and Todd are Ned's kids, right?
  • Deleted user 14 August 2014 16:32:59
    Come on, there's absolutely no history of peadophilia in the church you guys. There's no connection whatsoever.
  • Armoured_Bear 14 Aug 2014 16:33:24 14,639 posts
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    Chopsen wrote:
    It's FFS not ffs, FFS.
    I missed a comma as well.
    The shame.
  • gamingdave 14 Aug 2014 17:01:50 4,436 posts
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    Kami wrote:
    Well, guess that does his lucrative little calendar business in for the moment. Anything with Cliff's face on for now will plummet sales-wise.
    He had already announced that this years was the last he would do anyway thankfully. The wife has one as a joke, but it's annoying all the same, without any of todays events.
  • nickthegun 14 Aug 2014 18:07:26 64,311 posts
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    Kami wrote:
    We are sure Rod and Todd are Ned's kids, right?
    Well, it would mean Cliff did the nasty with a woman. Twice. So unlikely.
  • magicpanda 14 Aug 2014 18:51:42 13,853 posts
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    Paints him taking citizenship in Barbados in a different light. Bar the tax dodging they don't seem to have any extradition treaties with the UK as far as I can see.
  • RightBean 22 Aug 2014 21:02:20 707 posts
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    Seems really harsh how glitter was persecuted, by all accounts now he just a normal bloke, it starts to seem more and more like they were all at it
  • Syrette 22 Aug 2014 21:12:22 45,508 posts
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    Is there anyone left who wasn't a fiddler?
  • iancognito 22 Aug 2014 21:13:35 2,407 posts
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    Just a sweet guy who really, really likes kids. Kind of a hero.
  • Furtive_Pygmy 22 Aug 2014 21:15:21 2,361 posts
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    Syrette wrote:
    Is there anyone left who wasn't a fiddler?
    I don't know but it seems the people I don't like haven't been found guilty, Noel Edmonds for instance.
  • JayG 22 Aug 2014 21:20:35 1,000 posts
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    He is guilty. Just a matter of time.
  • Trafford 22 Aug 2014 21:30:46 6,864 posts
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    I see Rolf's made friends inside.

    http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/19/rolf-harris-nicknamed-willy-wonka-by-fellow-prisoners-after-handing-out-chocolate-bars-4837947/

    Edited by Trafford at 21:33:07 22-08-2014
  • BeardedGamerUK 22 Aug 2014 23:53:33 1,973 posts
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    Willy Wonka also liked little children.
  • Dirtbox 26 Aug 2014 16:21:08 81,872 posts
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    The entirety of Rotherham are going to prison.
  • PES_Fanboy 26 Aug 2014 16:23:03 24,431 posts
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    Just the Asians deebs
  • Rhaegyr 26 Aug 2014 16:24:15 3,276 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    The entirety of Rotherham are going to prison.
    Posted this in the random news thread - shocking.

    I live in the town :confused:
  • Load_2.0 26 Aug 2014 16:24:45 20,971 posts
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    I cant really grasp how those figures are possible without it being ignored by the police.
  • mothercruncher 26 Aug 2014 16:26:00 9,741 posts
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    "The inquiry team found examples of "children who had been doused in petrol and threatened with being set alight, threatened with guns, made to witness brutally violent rapes and threatened they would be next if they told anyone"."
    My God.
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