Celebrity Paedogeddon (now feat. other celeb sex offences) Page 112

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  • CosmicFuzz 2 May 2014 15:27:35 29,932 posts
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    Archer wrote a book about his time inside, so don't see why Max couldn't.
  • Dirtbox Best Forumite, 2015 2 May 2014 15:29:39 85,682 posts
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    Archie didn't attempt to rape a 13 year old.

    The only reason anyone would want to read a nonce's story is if he got viciously murdered in prison at the end.
  • PES_Fanboy Funniest Forumite, 2015 2 May 2014 15:32:10 34,146 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    Archie didn't attempt to rape a 13 year old.

    The only reason anyone would want to read a nonce's story is if he got viciously murdered in prison at the end.
    "Needless to say, I got the last laugh"
  • iancognito 2 May 2014 15:34:01 2,476 posts
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    PES_Fanboy wrote:
    iancognito wrote:
    Wasn't Peewee caught touching himself in a porn cinema? Don't think Glitter had much of a later career. Tyson got away with it.

    Think one of Black Lace went to prison for sleeping with a 15 year old.
    Tyson got away with it? How so? He spent three years at his peak earning prime (and he was earning fuckloads).
    Got away with it as in no one seems to mind too much with his appearances in the Hangovers films and his pigeon fancying. It wasn't a career ender. In fact a lot of people half blamed the woman.
  • thelzdking 2 May 2014 15:38:03 4,809 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    I haven't used the word nonce in anger for quite a few years. It feels pretty good.

    Max Clifford is a nonce.
    You've being using it in delight?
  • ILoveThrashMetal 2 May 2014 15:51:38 1,044 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    I'm hoping he'll go to wormwood scrubs or something, but I know it'll be some cushy number with jigsaw puzzles and a nice garden.
    Agreed. Hopefully a prisoner will great him with "anythings a dildo in this establishment Mr Clifford if your brave enough"
  • mothercruncher 2 May 2014 15:52:07 11,721 posts
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    "During Clifford's trial, the court also heard from a number of women as supporting witnesses, whose allegations did not meet the criminal standard, or in one case happened abroad.

    Two of them said Clifford was fixated on having a small penis, telling one woman who went to a film audition at Clifford's office when she was 19: "Look at my penis. Isn't it tiny? What can I do with this?"

    The most serious claim came from a woman who said he forced her to touch his penis when she was just 12 years old during a holiday in Spain.

    Judge Leonard said if this had not occurred in Spain, at a time when offences abroad could not be charged in the UK, Clifford would have been charged for indecently assaulting that girl too."

    As young as twelve? Motherfucker.
  • CosmicFuzz 2 May 2014 16:01:32 29,932 posts
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    @Dirtbox fair point.
  • X201 2 May 2014 16:07:00 17,231 posts
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    I'm still waiting for The Daily Mail to realise that Clifford did the early publicity for GTA.
    They could have a right news-gasm of a headline with that info.
  • iancognito 2 May 2014 16:15:29 2,476 posts
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    Grab Teen Arses?
  • macmurphy 6 May 2014 11:25:26 1,004 posts
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    Rolf's up today!

    Can you tell what it is yet? About 9 years judging by the number of allegations. Better pack your pens...
  • Immaterial 6 May 2014 12:59:56 1,875 posts
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    slightly disappointed to hear that Freddie Starr won't have his day in court, as teh CPS have decided that the case was strong, but it was unlikely he'd be sent down.

    But... but.. he looks like this! How could any judge not send him dahn?


    More on the story (if you can be bothered)here.
  • neilka 6 May 2014 13:52:58 17,990 posts
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    macmurphy wrote:
    Rolf's up today!
    What?

    Yeah!
  • MrTomFTW Best Moderator, 2015 9 May 2014 13:58:51 44,202 posts
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    I was waiting for someone with more talent than me to make this image. The Internet delivers:

  • BeardedGamerUK 9 May 2014 14:18:41 2,059 posts
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    Prosecution - 'Your honour, the accused made a song called 'Two little boys' and another called 'Jake the peg'.

    Judge - 'Well we'll jump straight to a verdict then.

    Jury - 'Guilty'.

    Would save a lot of time and money :)
  • Blakester 9 May 2014 14:26:47 3,922 posts
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    The opening statement from the prosecution does not make for pleasant reading :(
  • X201 9 May 2014 14:37:32 17,231 posts
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    Blakester wrote:
    The opening statement from the prosecution does not make for pleasant reading :(
    Did Dan Brown write it?
  • DaM 9 May 2014 15:33:28 15,297 posts
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    Speaking at work to someone who's father-in-law knew him in the 60s in Aus. Not quite as nice as his public image apparently. Shame.
  • ubergine 9 May 2014 18:10:10 5,569 posts
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    I'm sad about Harris, mainly because the only thing I hate more than pedos is the pedo-hysteria that makes life generally unpleasant for men. Ibfir example would never have considered going into teaching as all you have to do is be accused and your life is fucked.

    Every "lol that guys a pedo" who later turns out to really be one is another wound in the fabric of society.

    I think he was a pretty great entertainer but I remember watching an interview with him some years back where he tears up at some point, and it came across to me a contrived. I've known some actors who can cry at will who've used it for ill purposes; its a fucking super-power.
  • nickthegun 9 May 2014 18:12:55 66,477 posts
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    Its a bit of a saville thing, to be honest. There were rumours going around for ages about him being a sex pest. Hes notoriously big on the student union circuit and preys on pissed up students. I know a couple he tried it on with and heard about a few others.
  • mothercruncher 12 May 2014 18:05:56 11,721 posts
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    Another one with a tiny cock. Very tiny...
  • neilka 12 May 2014 18:09:37 17,990 posts
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    "Can you tell what it is yet? ...Try leaning in a bit."
  • mothercruncher 12 May 2014 18:35:02 11,721 posts
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    "Um, I dunno Rolf- is it a clit?"
  • mrpon 12 May 2014 18:43:10 31,769 posts
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    Inspiration for Two Little Boys becomes apparent.
  • macmurphy 12 May 2014 19:13:09 1,004 posts
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    I think it's time for more small winkied sex pest rhymes.

    Is your cock smaller than Boo-boo bear's?
    You're probabably touching kids downstairs.
  • PES_Fanboy Funniest Forumite, 2015 12 May 2014 19:13:10 34,146 posts
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    The small cock thing may be a coping mechanism for the victims? Like, projecting unflattering physical attributes makes them less of a threat, less of a psychological threat to their ongoing lives?

    /braces
    I'm no fancy psychologist though
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