|Archer wrote a book about his time inside, so don't see why Max couldn't.|
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Archie didn't attempt to rape a 13 year old.|
The only reason anyone would want to read a nonce's story is if he got viciously murdered in prison at the end.
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Dirtbox wrote:"Needless to say, I got the last laugh"
PES_Fanboy wrote:Got away with it as in no one seems to mind too much with his appearances in the Hangovers films and his pigeon fancying. It wasn't a career ender. In fact a lot of people half blamed the woman.
|Tysons situation was quite a bit different to this nonce though.|
I haven't used the word nonce in anger for quite a few years. It feels pretty good.|
Max Clifford is a nonce.
Deckard1 wrote:You've being using it in delight?
Dirtbox wrote:Agreed. Hopefully a prisoner will great him with "anythings a dildo in this establishment Mr Clifford if your brave enough"
"During Clifford's trial, the court also heard from a number of women as supporting witnesses, whose allegations did not meet the criminal standard, or in one case happened abroad.|
Two of them said Clifford was fixated on having a small penis, telling one woman who went to a film audition at Clifford's office when she was 19: "Look at my penis. Isn't it tiny? What can I do with this?"
The most serious claim came from a woman who said he forced her to touch his penis when she was just 12 years old during a holiday in Spain.
Judge Leonard said if this had not occurred in Spain, at a time when offences abroad could not be charged in the UK, Clifford would have been charged for indecently assaulting that girl too."
As young as twelve? Motherfucker.
I'm still waiting for The Daily Mail to realise that Clifford did the early publicity for GTA. |
They could have a right news-gasm of a headline with that info.
|Grab Teen Arses?|
Rolf's up today!|
Can you tell what it is yet? About 9 years judging by the number of allegations. Better pack your pens...
slightly disappointed to hear that Freddie Starr won't have his day in court, as teh CPS have decided that the case was strong, but it was unlikely he'd be sent down.|
But... but.. he looks like this! How could any judge not send him dahn?
More on the story (if you can be bothered)here.
Think I'll just switch everything off.
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A map is like comparing velocity and speed.
I was waiting for someone with more talent than me to make this image. The Internet delivers:|
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Prosecution - 'Your honour, the accused made a song called 'Two little boys' and another called 'Jake the peg'.|
Judge - 'Well we'll jump straight to a verdict then.
Jury - 'Guilty'.
Would save a lot of time and money
|The opening statement from the prosecution does not make for pleasant reading|
When you can't see the angles on the wall you're in trouble.
Blakester wrote:Did Dan Brown write it?
|Speaking at work to someone who's father-in-law knew him in the 60s in Aus. Not quite as nice as his public image apparently. Shame.|
I'm sad about Harris, mainly because the only thing I hate more than pedos is the pedo-hysteria that makes life generally unpleasant for men. Ibfir example would never have considered going into teaching as all you have to do is be accused and your life is fucked.|
Every "lol that guys a pedo" who later turns out to really be one is another wound in the fabric of society.
I think he was a pretty great entertainer but I remember watching an interview with him some years back where he tears up at some point, and it came across to me a contrived. I've known some actors who can cry at will who've used it for ill purposes; its a fucking super-power.
|Its a bit of a saville thing, to be honest. There were rumours going around for ages about him being a sex pest. Hes notoriously big on the student union circuit and preys on pissed up students. I know a couple he tried it on with and heard about a few others.|
someone say something funny
|"Can you tell what it is yet? ...Try leaning in a bit."|
A map is like comparing velocity and speed.
|"Um, I dunno Rolf- is it a clit?"|
I think it's time for more small winkied sex pest rhymes.|
Is your cock smaller than Boo-boo bear's?
You're probabably touching kids downstairs.
The small cock thing may be a coping mechanism for the victims? Like, projecting unflattering physical attributes makes them less of a threat, less of a psychological threat to their ongoing lives?|
I'm no fancy psychologist though
Either that, or it's evolution's way that all small-cocked men are paedophiles for "compatibility" reasons. Is that why it's rife in Japan? |