Celebrity Paedogeddon (now feat. other celeb sex offences) Page 112

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  • CosmicFuzz 2 May 2014 15:27:35 26,327 posts
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    Archer wrote a book about his time inside, so don't see why Max couldn't.

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  • Dirtbox 2 May 2014 15:29:39 79,603 posts
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    Archie didn't attempt to rape a 13 year old.

    The only reason anyone would want to read a nonce's story is if he got viciously murdered in prison at the end.

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  • PES_Fanboy 2 May 2014 15:32:10 19,640 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    Archie didn't attempt to rape a 13 year old.

    The only reason anyone would want to read a nonce's story is if he got viciously murdered in prison at the end.
    "Needless to say, I got the last laugh"
  • iancognito 2 May 2014 15:34:01 1,845 posts
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    PES_Fanboy wrote:
    iancognito wrote:
    Wasn't Peewee caught touching himself in a porn cinema? Don't think Glitter had much of a later career. Tyson got away with it.

    Think one of Black Lace went to prison for sleeping with a 15 year old.
    Tyson got away with it? How so? He spent three years at his peak earning prime (and he was earning fuckloads).
    Got away with it as in no one seems to mind too much with his appearances in the Hangovers films and his pigeon fancying. It wasn't a career ender. In fact a lot of people half blamed the woman.
  • thelzdking 2 May 2014 15:38:03 4,463 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    I haven't used the word nonce in anger for quite a few years. It feels pretty good.

    Max Clifford is a nonce.
    You've being using it in delight?
  • ILoveThrashMetal 2 May 2014 15:51:38 875 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    I'm hoping he'll go to wormwood scrubs or something, but I know it'll be some cushy number with jigsaw puzzles and a nice garden.
    Agreed. Hopefully a prisoner will great him with "anythings a dildo in this establishment Mr Clifford if your brave enough"

    Arsechickens

  • mothercruncher 2 May 2014 15:52:07 8,119 posts
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    "During Clifford's trial, the court also heard from a number of women as supporting witnesses, whose allegations did not meet the criminal standard, or in one case happened abroad.

    Two of them said Clifford was fixated on having a small penis, telling one woman who went to a film audition at Clifford's office when she was 19: "Look at my penis. Isn't it tiny? What can I do with this?"

    The most serious claim came from a woman who said he forced her to touch his penis when she was just 12 years old during a holiday in Spain.

    Judge Leonard said if this had not occurred in Spain, at a time when offences abroad could not be charged in the UK, Clifford would have been charged for indecently assaulting that girl too."

    As young as twelve? Motherfucker.
  • CosmicFuzz 2 May 2014 16:01:32 26,327 posts
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    @Dirtbox fair point.

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  • X201 2 May 2014 16:07:00 15,895 posts
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    I'm still waiting for The Daily Mail to realise that Clifford did the early publicity for GTA.
    They could have a right news-gasm of a headline with that info.
  • iancognito 2 May 2014 16:15:29 1,845 posts
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    Grab Teen Arses?
  • macmurphy 6 May 2014 11:25:26 1,000 posts
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    Rolf's up today!

    Can you tell what it is yet? About 9 years judging by the number of allegations. Better pack your pens...
  • Immaterial 6 May 2014 12:59:56 1,576 posts
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    slightly disappointed to hear that Freddie Starr won't have his day in court, as teh CPS have decided that the case was strong, but it was unlikely he'd be sent down.

    But... but.. he looks like this! How could any judge not send him dahn?


    More on the story (if you can be bothered)here.

    Think I'll just switch everything off.

  • TarickStonefire 6 May 2014 13:51:02 3,577 posts
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    PES_Fanboy wrote:
    Dirtbox wrote:
    Archie didn't attempt to rape a 13 year old.

    The only reason anyone would want to read a nonce's story is if he got viciously murdered in prison at the end.
    "Needless to say, I got the last laugh"
    "Needles to say, I took drugs."

    Any Netflix library in the world for a couple of quid a month? Gimme!

  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 6 May 2014 13:52:58 16,698 posts
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    macmurphy wrote:
    Rolf's up today!
    What?

    Yeah!

    Wubba lubba dub-dub

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 9 May 2014 13:58:51 40,241 posts
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    I was waiting for someone with more talent than me to make this image. The Internet delivers:

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  • BeardedGamerUK 9 May 2014 14:18:41 1,710 posts
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    Prosecution - 'Your honour, the accused made a song called 'Two little boys' and another called 'Jake the peg'.

    Judge - 'Well we'll jump straight to a verdict then.

    Jury - 'Guilty'.

    Would save a lot of time and money :)
  • Blakester 9 May 2014 14:26:47 3,676 posts
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    The opening statement from the prosecution does not make for pleasant reading :(

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  • X201 9 May 2014 14:37:32 15,895 posts
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    Blakester wrote:
    The opening statement from the prosecution does not make for pleasant reading :(
    Did Dan Brown write it?
  • DaM 9 May 2014 15:33:28 13,615 posts
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    Speaking at work to someone who's father-in-law knew him in the 60s in Aus. Not quite as nice as his public image apparently. Shame.
  • nickthegun 9 May 2014 18:12:55 61,706 posts
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    Its a bit of a saville thing, to be honest. There were rumours going around for ages about him being a sex pest. Hes notoriously big on the student union circuit and preys on pissed up students. I know a couple he tried it on with and heard about a few others.

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  • mothercruncher 12 May 2014 18:05:56 8,119 posts
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    Another one with a tiny cock. Very tiny...
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 12 May 2014 18:09:37 16,698 posts
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    "Can you tell what it is yet? ...Try leaning in a bit."

    Wubba lubba dub-dub

  • mothercruncher 12 May 2014 18:35:02 8,119 posts
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    "Um, I dunno Rolf- is it a clit?"
  • mrpon 12 May 2014 18:43:10 29,801 posts
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    Inspiration for Two Little Boys becomes apparent.

    Give me 5 I'm worth it.

  • macmurphy 12 May 2014 19:13:09 1,000 posts
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    I think it's time for more small winkied sex pest rhymes.

    Is your cock smaller than Boo-boo bear's?
    You're probabably touching kids downstairs.
  • PES_Fanboy 12 May 2014 19:13:10 19,640 posts
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    The small cock thing may be a coping mechanism for the victims? Like, projecting unflattering physical attributes makes them less of a threat, less of a psychological threat to their ongoing lives?

    /braces
    I'm no fancy psychologist though
  • Defecationqueen 12 May 2014 19:28:59 760 posts
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    Either that, or it's evolution's way that all small-cocked men are paedophiles for "compatibility" reasons. Is that why it's rife in Japan? ;)

    /Zing
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