Celebrity Paedogeddon (now feat. other celeb sex offences) Page 109

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  • Load_2.0 28 Apr 2014 14:28:43 20,398 posts
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    LOL.

    http://maxclifford.com/Ourteam

    Also.

    "Also during the last 20 years he has become increasingly involved with many of the major front page stories in the British media"
  • AceGrace 28 Apr 2014 14:30:32 1,593 posts
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    I see he is an equal opportunities employer.

    www.performathon.co.uk

    The easy way to find local, live musicians and entertainment.

  • nickthegun 28 Apr 2014 14:32:55 62,792 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    LOL.

    http://maxclifford.com/Ourteam

    Also.

    "Also during the last 20 years he has become increasingly involved with many of the major front page stories in the British media"
    http://maxclifford.com/Content/Got_A_News_Story/

    'Got a news story?'

    'Yeah, Max Clifford is a sex pest.'

    I wonder how many thousands of those they get today.

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  • graysonavich 28 Apr 2014 14:34:49 7,457 posts
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    "Girls as young as 15"

    Hardly pitchfork stuff
  • Dougs 28 Apr 2014 14:35:00 71,213 posts
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    Fuck, bet the CPS are relieved to get a result after many defeats.
  • Dirtbox 28 Apr 2014 14:43:28 80,588 posts
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    graysonavich wrote:
    "Girls as young as 15"

    Hardly pitchfork stuff
    Hate to break it to you, but yeah. It is.

    +1 / Like / Tweet this post

  • nickthegun 28 Apr 2014 14:45:19 62,792 posts
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    According to the guardian, he nonced up a girl of 12 while in Spain so, yeah, while on the surface its funny to see him getting his comeuppance, its because he was convicted of doing some pretty grim shit.

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  • graysonavich 28 Apr 2014 14:47:05 7,457 posts
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    Oh, rapey stuff? Fair enough then. I just thought it was sexy time with some girlses
  • Youthist 28 Apr 2014 15:01:08 10,595 posts
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    Sentence will come down to the allowable sentences for the crimes at the time he did them (usually incredibly leanient, back in the day). What period of time / dates are we talking about for the guilty verdict charges?

    Edited by Youthist at 15:01:24 28-04-2014

    "Good chess players think one move ahead. Great chess players think two or three moves ahead."

  • mothercruncher 28 Apr 2014 15:05:05 8,868 posts
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    1132, so he'll probably be given an Earldom, and first go on all the town's daughters, or something.
  • Youthist 28 Apr 2014 15:13:51 10,595 posts
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    The maximum sentence for forcing a boy to gob you off until something like 1975 was 2 years inside max! Girls was longer in those days but still ridiculous.

    "Good chess players think one move ahead. Great chess players think two or three moves ahead."

  • robc84 28 Apr 2014 15:19:25 7,180 posts
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    Youthist wrote:
    2 years inside max!
    .... Nah, too easy.
  • askew 28 Apr 2014 15:34:36 13,205 posts
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    Sally Bett was snapped up by Max Clifford in 2003 having made herself indispensable following work experience after graduating from university.
    Wahey!
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 28 Apr 2014 15:43:17 16,913 posts
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    Or Two-Way Bett as she later became known.

    AVOID

  • Deleted user 28 April 2014 15:50:52
    Actually, I just checked the maximum sentence that you could get under the 1956 Sexual offences act for Indecent Assault, as that is what he's been found guilty under (as explained here )

    According to that act ( here ), the maximum that you can be sentenced to is 10 years. I assume that is per charge.
  • M83J01P97 28 Apr 2014 15:54:36 6,767 posts
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    Let's just hope this blows open a few of the criminal cases that Clifford has meddled in over the years for his media 'friends'.
  • FWB 28 Apr 2014 16:06:55 47,458 posts
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    He needs to be sent to a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.
  • whatfruit 28 Apr 2014 16:10:16 1,823 posts
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    I guarantee he will be sent to the cushy prison that Mr Hulme enjoyed his 6 months of incarceration. He has far too much money and profile to be stuck inside a CAT A or B like Wormwood Scrubs.

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    so it's not really on her terms, it's on his terms, because she isn't real.

  • PES_Fanboy 28 Apr 2014 16:11:44 22,099 posts
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    FWB wrote:
    He needs to be sent to a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.
    You're obsessed with sending people to pound you in the ass.

    (PM me your address)
  • mal 28 Apr 2014 19:07:45 23,559 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    graysonavich wrote:
    "Girls as young as 15"

    Hardly pitchfork stuff
    It was indecent assault though, i.e. not consensual
    Under 16's aren't able to give consent though, are they?

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  • iancognito 28 Apr 2014 19:17:45 2,300 posts
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    Legally they can't consent because they're underage, but if someone was 'dating' a 15 year old the courts are more lenient than if someone forces them, Clifford style.
  • Deleted user 28 April 2014 20:19:17
    Yeah, there's still a line between statutory rape and rape.
  • PES_Fanboy 28 Apr 2014 21:09:48 22,099 posts
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    He puts the tutor in statutory rape
  • mothercruncher 29 Apr 2014 10:07:16 8,868 posts
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    He puts the todger in, eh lads? Eh?
  • mothercruncher 2 May 2014 10:06:43 8,868 posts
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    Clifford sentencing this morning.

    He's looking at a long stretch.


    OF THE PENIS.
  • nickthegun 2 May 2014 10:07:39 62,792 posts
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    I would have gone for 'OF THE ARSEHOLE'.

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  • mrpon 2 May 2014 10:08:46 30,130 posts
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    Yeah, he'll be the receiver alright.

    Give me $10 I'm worth it.

  • PES_Fanboy 2 May 2014 10:10:37 22,099 posts
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    If we jail him he will become more powerful than we can possibly imagine.

    Or get fucked daily by the noncing justice league.
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