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  • nickthegun 15 Mar 2014 10:21:11 60,978 posts
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    you wont be crunching many mothers packing that, son.

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  • Deckard1 15 Mar 2014 10:23:00 29,126 posts
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    If the dick is short, he's a povort



    Only really works with a broad geordie accent

    Fish fingers and chips pretty straight forward.

  • FWB 15 Mar 2014 10:45:08 45,135 posts
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    Half a shaft, he's having a laugh.
  • EMarkM 15 Mar 2014 10:47:57 3,312 posts
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    Tiny bacon torpedo?
    You're a perv and a weirdo.
  • grey_matters 15 Mar 2014 10:53:49 3,859 posts
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    mcmothercruncher wrote:
    nickthegun wrote:
    In your medical opinion, what would you class as a 'tiny' penis?

    An inch on the soft?
    Please tell me that's average? :(
    In an Italian accent?
  • challenge_hanukkah 15 Mar 2014 11:51:56 127 posts
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    Mean pork sword? Throw it out of court.

    Positively seething

  • Waffleaber 15 Mar 2014 13:12:30 447 posts
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    Small penis? His crime was heinous.
  • challenge_hanukkah 15 Mar 2014 14:35:04 127 posts
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    Subatomic cock? Send him to the dock!

    Positively seething

  • Youthist 15 Mar 2014 14:59:45 10,054 posts
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    Small John Thomas?

    Throw the book at the slimey ambulance chaser.

    "Good chess players think one move ahead. Great chess players think two or three moves ahead."

  • FWB 15 Mar 2014 15:09:26 45,135 posts
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    Ickle wickle wiener, send him to the cleaners.

    Edited by FWB at 15:10:05 15-03-2014
  • twelveways 15 Mar 2014 15:19:06 4,124 posts
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    Tiny prick? The man is sick!
  • Load_2.0 15 Mar 2014 16:04:25 19,506 posts
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    He better hope it is not a hung jury.
  • Load_2.0 15 Mar 2014 16:06:16 19,506 posts
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    Oh and.

    Tiny Wang? Prison Gangbang!
  • HelloNo 15 Mar 2014 18:04:00 1,224 posts
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    Not such a long schlong? He sounds like a old con.
  • Lukus 26 Mar 2014 21:38:56 19,360 posts
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    Part of me really hopes Max Clifford is actually guilty (and is found guilty accordingly), because it would totally vindicate every thought I've ever had about him, the abhorrent old cunt.

    Edited by Lukus at 21:39:08 26-03-2014

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  • M83J01P97 26 Mar 2014 21:46:40 6,699 posts
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    It's well known that he has helped sweep under the carpet rape allegations against celebrities and high ranking business people for many years along with helping others to avoid various criminal prosecutions, just so their names can be kept clean in the media.

    So yeah, I'd be very keen to see him go down for this in some way shape or form, and then hopefully his years of hiding other people's dirty laundry will all get blown out into the open.

    Edit: His meddling in the Michael Barrymore case is largely believed to be the reason the case against Barrymore collapsed as one horrible example of his work...

    Edited by M83J01P97 at 21:47:32 26-03-2014

    Edited by M83J01P97 at 21:47:58 26-03-2014
  • Load_2.0 26 Mar 2014 22:18:45 19,506 posts
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    "None of these four witnesses is correct," said Mr Horwell. "That's because Mr Clifford has an average-sized penis. That will be his evidence."

    :D
  • onestepfromlost 26 Mar 2014 22:21:54 2,107 posts
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    isn't average a subjective thing? say shed had tiny ones all her life or big ones all her life.
  • DaM 26 Mar 2014 22:26:18 13,436 posts
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    We need an expert on multiple penises - paging Charlie to thread.
  • onestepfromlost 26 Mar 2014 23:38:58 2,107 posts
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    DaM wrote:
    We need an expert on multiple penises - paging Charlie to thread.
    \o/
  • Load_2.0 8 Apr 2014 15:18:01 19,506 posts
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    The trial also heard further evidence on Tuesday concerning the size of Mr Clifford's penis.

    It has previously heard claims that Clifford has a "micro-penis", while one woman told the court it was "enormous".

    Concluding the defence case, Richard Horwell QC told the jury that an agreed fact in the case was that a doctor had measured his client's penis and declared it "within the average range for a Caucasian male of Mr Clifford's age".
  • Load_2.0 8 Apr 2014 15:19:04 19,506 posts
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    This reporting has to be payback by the papers and the BBC.
  • iancognito 8 Apr 2014 16:37:41 1,604 posts
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    Live by the sword, have people make an issue of the pork sword.
  • CosmicFuzz 8 Apr 2014 16:38:49 25,302 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    The trial also heard further evidence on Tuesday concerning the size of Mr Clifford's penis.

    It has previously heard claims that Clifford has a "micro-penis", while one woman told the court it was "enormous".

    Concluding the defence case, Richard Horwell QC told the jury that an agreed fact in the case was that a doctor had measured his client's penis and declared it "within the average range for a Caucasian male of Mr Clifford's age".
    Oh my god, this is too much!

    Said no one about Max's penis, ever.

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  • Psychotext 8 Apr 2014 17:17:18 54,791 posts
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    What an odd trial.
  • tincanrocket 9 Apr 2014 12:56:02 3,028 posts
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    So, let me get this - he has, on some occasions a tiny prick and, at others, a huge one? Hmmm, only one explanation:

  • kalel 9 Apr 2014 13:11:25 89,175 posts
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    It's like the OJ trial but with penises.

    "If the jumbo Durex fits, you must acquit!"
  • CosmicFuzz 9 Apr 2014 13:13:56 25,302 posts
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    Maybe Max had just been in the pool when he showed it to her the first time.

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  • Load_2.0 9 Apr 2014 13:17:22 19,506 posts
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    The final piece of evidence will be a receipt for a penis pump.
  • challenge_hanukkah 9 Apr 2014 13:20:23 127 posts
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    Fun-size nub? Off to Wormwood Scrubs.

    Positively seething

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