Celebrity Paedogeddon (now feat. other celeb sex offences) Page 107

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  • nickthegun 15 Mar 2014 10:21:11 69,846 posts
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    you wont be crunching many mothers packing that, son.
  • FWB 15 Mar 2014 10:45:08 53,138 posts
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    Half a shaft, he's having a laugh.
  • EMarkM 15 Mar 2014 10:47:57 4,346 posts
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    Tiny bacon torpedo?
    You're a perv and a weirdo.
  • grey_matters 15 Mar 2014 10:53:49 4,262 posts
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    mcmothercruncher wrote:
    nickthegun wrote:
    In your medical opinion, what would you class as a 'tiny' penis?

    An inch on the soft?
    Please tell me that's average? :(
    In an Italian accent?
  • challenge_hanukkah 15 Mar 2014 11:51:56 4,063 posts
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    Mean pork sword? Throw it out of court.
  • Waffleaber 15 Mar 2014 13:12:30 630 posts
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    Small penis? His crime was heinous.
  • challenge_hanukkah 15 Mar 2014 14:35:04 4,063 posts
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    Subatomic cock? Send him to the dock!
  • Youthist 15 Mar 2014 14:59:45 12,482 posts
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    Small John Thomas?

    Throw the book at the slimey ambulance chaser.
  • FWB 15 Mar 2014 15:09:26 53,138 posts
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    Ickle wickle wiener, send him to the cleaners.

    Edited by FWB at 15:10:05 15-03-2014
  • twelveways 15 Mar 2014 15:19:06 7,013 posts
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    Tiny prick? The man is sick!
  • Load_2.0 15 Mar 2014 16:04:25 24,782 posts
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    He better hope it is not a hung jury.
  • Load_2.0 15 Mar 2014 16:06:16 24,782 posts
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    Oh and.

    Tiny Wang? Prison Gangbang!
  • HelloNo 15 Mar 2014 18:04:00 1,908 posts
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    Not such a long schlong? He sounds like a old con.
  • Lukus 26 Mar 2014 21:38:56 20,620 posts
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    Part of me really hopes Max Clifford is actually guilty (and is found guilty accordingly), because it would totally vindicate every thought I've ever had about him, the abhorrent old cunt.

    Edited by Lukus at 21:39:08 26-03-2014
  • M83J01P97 26 Mar 2014 21:46:40 7,485 posts
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    It's well known that he has helped sweep under the carpet rape allegations against celebrities and high ranking business people for many years along with helping others to avoid various criminal prosecutions, just so their names can be kept clean in the media.

    So yeah, I'd be very keen to see him go down for this in some way shape or form, and then hopefully his years of hiding other people's dirty laundry will all get blown out into the open.

    Edit: His meddling in the Michael Barrymore case is largely believed to be the reason the case against Barrymore collapsed as one horrible example of his work...

    Edited by M83J01P97 at 21:47:32 26-03-2014

    Edited by M83J01P97 at 21:47:58 26-03-2014
  • Load_2.0 26 Mar 2014 22:18:45 24,782 posts
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    "None of these four witnesses is correct," said Mr Horwell. "That's because Mr Clifford has an average-sized penis. That will be his evidence."

    :D
  • onestepfromlost 26 Mar 2014 22:21:54 2,559 posts
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    isn't average a subjective thing? say shed had tiny ones all her life or big ones all her life.
  • DaM 26 Mar 2014 22:26:18 16,514 posts
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    We need an expert on multiple penises - paging Charlie to thread.
  • onestepfromlost 26 Mar 2014 23:38:58 2,559 posts
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    DaM wrote:
    We need an expert on multiple penises - paging Charlie to thread.
    \o/
  • Load_2.0 8 Apr 2014 15:18:01 24,782 posts
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    The trial also heard further evidence on Tuesday concerning the size of Mr Clifford's penis.

    It has previously heard claims that Clifford has a "micro-penis", while one woman told the court it was "enormous".

    Concluding the defence case, Richard Horwell QC told the jury that an agreed fact in the case was that a doctor had measured his client's penis and declared it "within the average range for a Caucasian male of Mr Clifford's age".
  • Load_2.0 8 Apr 2014 15:19:04 24,782 posts
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    This reporting has to be payback by the papers and the BBC.
  • iancognito 8 Apr 2014 16:37:41 2,476 posts
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    Live by the sword, have people make an issue of the pork sword.
  • CosmicFuzz 8 Apr 2014 16:38:49 31,732 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    The trial also heard further evidence on Tuesday concerning the size of Mr Clifford's penis.

    It has previously heard claims that Clifford has a "micro-penis", while one woman told the court it was "enormous".

    Concluding the defence case, Richard Horwell QC told the jury that an agreed fact in the case was that a doctor had measured his client's penis and declared it "within the average range for a Caucasian male of Mr Clifford's age".
    Oh my god, this is too much!

    Said no one about Max's penis, ever.
  • Psychotext 8 Apr 2014 17:17:18 61,121 posts
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    What an odd trial.
  • Deleted user 9 April 2014 12:56:02
    So, let me get this - he has, on some occasions a tiny prick and, at others, a huge one? Hmmm, only one explanation:

  • Deleted user 9 April 2014 13:11:25
    It's like the OJ trial but with penises.

    "If the jumbo Durex fits, you must acquit!"
  • CosmicFuzz 9 Apr 2014 13:13:56 31,732 posts
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    Maybe Max had just been in the pool when he showed it to her the first time.
  • Load_2.0 9 Apr 2014 13:17:22 24,782 posts
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    The final piece of evidence will be a receipt for a penis pump.
  • challenge_hanukkah 9 Apr 2014 13:20:23 4,063 posts
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    Fun-size nub? Off to Wormwood Scrubs.
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