Celebrity Paedogeddon (now feat. other celeb sex offences) Page 81

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  • DaM 14 Aug 2013 13:16:49 13,338 posts
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    We picked up next door's baby monitor on the kids' walkie talkies once. We could hear them talking. Spoke back and scared the crap out of them.
  • Maturin 15 Aug 2013 15:44:36 3,101 posts
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    The CPS has announced that Dave Lee Travis is charged with 11 counts of indecent assault and one count of sexual assault.
  • DaM 15 Aug 2013 15:54:06 13,338 posts
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    He's not 80 though, do we know who the other person is?

    From wiki:
    From 1981 to 2001, Travis presented the BBC World Service music request programme A Jolly Good Show (taking over from Noel Edmonds). In June 2011, Burmese pro-democracy leader Aung San Suu Kyi said the programme had given her a lifeline. The Nobel Peace Prize winner, who had spent 15 years under house arrest from 1989, told the BBC A Jolly Good Show had made her "world much more complete".[1] Travis said he was "touched" but "not surprised" that she had remembered it.
    How Partridge is that!
  • PenguinJim 15 Aug 2013 17:15:09 5,908 posts
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    Isn't Parkinson 80?
  • Load_2.0 15 Aug 2013 17:18:11 19,445 posts
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    PenguinJim wrote:
    Isn't Parkinsons 80?
    He can't remember LOL LOL LOL.
  • Deckard1 15 Aug 2013 17:32:53 28,755 posts
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    Parkinsons the shakey one not the memory one you boob
  • imamazed 15 Aug 2013 17:50:10 5,797 posts
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    Have we still not definitely identified the nonce yet?!
  • cubbymoore 15 Aug 2013 18:01:30 36,501 posts
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    Yes but MrTomFTW gets upset when we talk about him.
  • kalel 15 Aug 2013 18:06:26 88,454 posts
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    I can't SHAKE the feeling it must be Michael Alzheimers that is a peado. He hasn't got a leg to stand on.
  • Load_2.0 15 Aug 2013 18:24:59 19,445 posts
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    "A minority of those with Parkinson's will eventually experience dementia as their disease progresses, including loss of memory and other cognitive functions."

    Yeah, see. Now it is funny. Degenerative and funny.
  • Deckard1 15 Aug 2013 18:28:04 28,755 posts
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    A minority. Parkinsons is the shakey one. If you said someone has Parkinsons you wouldn't think "Oh that poor man is going to lose his memory" would you? WOULD YOU? No. You think "well at least the wanking will be good"
  • Load_2.0 15 Aug 2013 18:43:43 19,445 posts
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    Maybe this whole paedo thing is the result of undiagnosed Parkinsons.
  • Jeepers 15 Aug 2013 18:48:17 13,183 posts
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    cubbymoore wrote:
    Yes but MrTomFTW gets upset when we talk about him.
    /chuckle
  • Pynchon 15 Aug 2013 18:50:03 114 posts
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    @Load_2.0 Then I expect we can find Maddie in Michael J. Fox's sex dungeon.
  • mcmothercruncher 15 Aug 2013 19:19:26 7,236 posts
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    Dave Lee Twatish's charges:


    The charges are:
    :: One offence of indecent assault relating to a woman, aged 18, in 1977.
    :: Two offences of indecent assault relating to a girl, aged 15, in 1977.
    :: One offence of indecent assault relating to a woman, aged 19, in 1978.
    :: One offence of indecent assault relating to a woman, aged between 26 and 28, on a date between 1981 and 1983.
    :: One offence of indecent assault relating to a woman, aged 18, in 1983.
    :: One offence of indecent assault relating to a woman, aged between 19 and 20, on a date in 1985.
    :: One offence of indecent assault relating to a woman, aged 22, in 1990.
    :: Three offences of indecent assault relating to a woman, aged between 26 and 29, from 2000 to 2003.
    :: One offence of sexual assault relating to a woman, aged 23, in 2007.


    Interesting it isn't just a period, say during the 70's, when he was offending, but over many decades.
  • neilka 15 Aug 2013 19:22:19 16,270 posts
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    Is there a kind of assault that isn't indecent?
  • Maturin 15 Aug 2013 19:22:45 3,101 posts
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    Yes, some surprisingly recent. I thought they were all going to be related to Top of the Pops and Radio 1 roadshows.
  • Deleted user 15 August 2013 19:58:03
    Speaking of nonces, I'm super looking forward to phoning David Cameron to activate pornhub.com :eek:
  • Spong 15 Aug 2013 22:15:55 525 posts
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    At least we know now why DLT's Cornflakes were hairy. Or something.
  • EMarkM 15 Aug 2013 22:18:36 3,190 posts
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    15 year old?

    His quote of, "it's not kids, alright?" looks legally shaky now!
  • DaM 21 Aug 2013 18:08:03 13,338 posts
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    Jim Davidson released :(

    Come on Plod, he must be guilty of something!
  • senso-ji 29 Aug 2013 11:53:08 5,969 posts
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    Rolf Harris charged with indecent assault and making indecent images

    Edited by senso-ji at 11:53:35 29-08-2013
  • DaM 29 Aug 2013 11:56:51 13,338 posts
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    Maybe he didn't finish the images, so they couldn't tell what it was yet?
    I can't get that advert with him in the swimming pool from the 70s out of my mind now...
  • Deckard1 29 Aug 2013 11:59:46 28,755 posts
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    Haha making indecent images!

    I mean its awful obviously but fucking lol.
  • oceanmotion 29 Aug 2013 12:04:08 16,008 posts
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    Guess the picture of the Queen is getting burnt.
  • twelveways 29 Aug 2013 12:06:42 4,065 posts
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    something about a didgeridoo
  • Fab4 29 Aug 2013 12:07:32 6,115 posts
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    He hasn't a third leg to stand on.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 29 Aug 2013 12:14:40 38,723 posts
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    Draw me like one of your Rolfaroos.

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  • Kafeen 29 Aug 2013 12:27:23 555 posts
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    senso-ji wrote:
    Rolf Harris charged with indecent assault and making indecent images
    His pictures always were bit dodgy but I wouldn't have called them arrest worthy.
  • Whizzo 29 Aug 2013 12:30:11 43,197 posts
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    "Can you tell what it is yet?"
    "Is it a sausage?"

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