Celebrity Paedogeddon (now feat. other celeb sex offences) Page 55

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  • oceanmotion 20 Dec 2012 18:43:21 16,386 posts
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    MrTomFTW wrote:
    Title looks right to me...

    *cough*
    Ghost of Jimmy grabbing your balls.
  • Reacher 20 Dec 2012 18:53:35 1,139 posts
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    @meme That must be why he's in the papers loads at the moment.
  • Madder-Max 20 Dec 2012 19:47:18 11,947 posts
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    I thought 'The Noncesense thread'. Was better. Or even 'Paedapocalyse'
  • Trowel 20 Dec 2012 19:49:30 18,720 posts
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    Should have gone with "Oi oi, Savile oi!"
  • RobTheBuilder 20 Dec 2012 19:51:06 6,521 posts
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    Shouldn't that be:

    Oi, oi Saville boy!
  • Dirtbox 20 Dec 2012 20:15:36 81,297 posts
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    Just had a million dollar idea.

    I'm going to start a website that parents can sell casts of their childs genitals through for this ever growing nonce craze. That way the nonces get to fondle kids and parents rake in money without the kids ever getting touched up.

    It's perfect.
  • PearOfAnguish 20 Dec 2012 20:19:28 7,546 posts
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    How will you make the casts without touching the kids?
  • caligari 20 Dec 2012 20:22:02 17,234 posts
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    PearOfAnguish wrote:
    How will you make the casts without touching the kids?
    Mittens?

    Edited by caligari at 20:22:25 20-12-2012
  • PearOfAnguish 20 Dec 2012 20:23:55 7,546 posts
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    Are these special patented kid-touching mittens? Because I smell another killer business idea.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 20 Dec 2012 20:27:38 17,013 posts
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    Dirtbox Kid Cocks PLC
  • Trowel 20 Dec 2012 20:29:10 18,720 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    Just had a million dollar idea.

    I'm going to push my beta website live.
  • X201 20 Dec 2012 20:31:12 16,551 posts
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    This thread smells of hammers.
  • Trowel 21 Dec 2012 08:54:28 18,720 posts
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    Fred Talbot house has been raided. Scattered showers...

    Edited by Trowel at 08:54:42 21-12-2012
  • mrpon 21 Dec 2012 09:14:54 30,443 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    "Itty Bitty Titty Committee"
    :D
  • Maturin 21 Dec 2012 09:59:54 3,619 posts
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    I used to work with someone who Fred Talbot taught at school. He said he was a complete bastard. Didn't say anything about him being a nonce though.

    Edited by Maturin at 10:00:04 21-12-2012
  • nickthegun 21 Dec 2012 10:04:05 63,911 posts
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    At least ill never have to watch that clip of the streaker climbing onto his map again.
  • DaM 21 Dec 2012 14:35:55 14,120 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    At least ill never have to watch that clip of the streaker climbing onto his map again.
    I bet he's thinking he had a lucky escape now. Fred could have wrestled him and buggered him over the Isle of Man.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 21 Dec 2012 14:37:26 42,110 posts
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    Too old.
  • nickthegun 21 Dec 2012 14:42:39 63,911 posts
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    Maturin wrote:
    I used to work with someone who Fred Talbot taught at school. He said he was a complete bastard. Didn't say anything about him being a nonce though.
    You might want to have another chat with him, because its his activities as a teacher that are being investigated.
  • richardiox 21 Dec 2012 14:52:55 5,869 posts
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    DaM wrote:
    nickthegun wrote:
    At least ill never have to watch that clip of the streaker climbing onto his map again.
    I bet he's thinking he had a lucky escape now. Fred could have wrestled him and buggered him over the Isle of Boy.
  • Maturin 21 Dec 2012 15:09:01 3,619 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    Maturin wrote:
    I used to work with someone who Fred Talbot taught at school. He said he was a complete bastard. Didn't say anything about him being a nonce though.
    You might want to have another chat with him, because its his activities as a teacher that are being investigated.
    I know, that's why I mentioned it.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 21 Dec 2012 15:15:29 42,110 posts
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    Maybe your mate just wasn't attractive.
  • RobAnybody 22 Dec 2012 09:36:38 1,039 posts
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    Interesting blog by Paul Daniels:

    http://thelifeandtimesofpauldaniels.blogspot.co.uk/2012/12/show-business-live-in-seventies.html
  • Popzeus 22 Dec 2012 09:43:52 8,424 posts
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    tl;dr: "I kissed a girl and I liked it. Not a lot, but I liked it."
  • damagedinc 22 Dec 2012 10:28:41 1,325 posts
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    ian watkins is up for conspiracy to rape my understanding is that means he hasnt actually done it maybe just talked about it. its the making photos bit and distributing.

    he would have been remanded on the basis if found guilty he will be getting a custodial sentance.
  • superdelphinus 22 Dec 2012 10:38:15 8,287 posts
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    pre-emptive strike from the magicman there
  • tuff 22 Dec 2012 14:12:21 638 posts
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    You'll like this, not a lot.
    /zip and flop

    Edited by tuff at 14:12:52 22-12-2012
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 22 Dec 2012 14:33:12 17,013 posts
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    I heard he likes to put it in them ha ha this-a-way, ha ha that-a-way, my oh my.
  • Anthony_UK 22 Dec 2012 14:51:52 2,660 posts
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    So Paul was at it too, but it wasn't his fault they wore high heels and mini skirts! I bet the thought any of them being underage never crossed his mind even once....

    'You'll like it, but not alot'

    Edited by Anthony_UK at 14:52:40 22-12-2012
  • Gruff 22 Dec 2012 14:56:38 3,065 posts
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    Gotta agree.

    Seems like there are too many people with the fucked up moral compasses

    The defence of "it was a different time" is a weak one.
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