Celebrity Paedogeddon (now feat. other celeb sex offences) Page 55

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  • oceanmotion 20 Dec 2012 18:43:21 16,848 posts
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    MrTomFTW wrote:
    Title looks right to me...

    *cough*
    Ghost of Jimmy grabbing your balls.
  • Reacher 20 Dec 2012 18:53:35 1,962 posts
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    @meme That must be why he's in the papers loads at the moment.
  • Deleted user 20 December 2012 19:47:18
    I thought 'The Noncesense thread'. Was better. Or even 'Paedapocalyse'
  • Trowel 20 Dec 2012 19:49:30 20,347 posts
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    Should have gone with "Oi oi, Savile oi!"
  • RobTheBuilder 20 Dec 2012 19:51:06 6,521 posts
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    Shouldn't that be:

    Oi, oi Saville boy!
  • Dirtbox Best Forumite, 2015 20 Dec 2012 20:15:36 87,153 posts
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    Just had a million dollar idea.

    I'm going to start a website that parents can sell casts of their childs genitals through for this ever growing nonce craze. That way the nonces get to fondle kids and parents rake in money without the kids ever getting touched up.

    It's perfect.
  • PearOfAnguish 20 Dec 2012 20:19:28 7,573 posts
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    How will you make the casts without touching the kids?
  • caligari 20 Dec 2012 20:22:02 17,413 posts
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    PearOfAnguish wrote:
    How will you make the casts without touching the kids?
    Mittens?

    Edited by caligari at 20:22:25 20-12-2012
  • PearOfAnguish 20 Dec 2012 20:23:55 7,573 posts
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    Are these special patented kid-touching mittens? Because I smell another killer business idea.
  • neilka 20 Dec 2012 20:27:38 18,569 posts
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    Dirtbox Kid Cocks PLC
  • Trowel 20 Dec 2012 20:29:10 20,347 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    Just had a million dollar idea.

    I'm going to push my beta website live.
  • X201 20 Dec 2012 20:31:12 17,393 posts
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    This thread smells of hammers.
  • Trowel 21 Dec 2012 08:54:28 20,347 posts
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    Fred Talbot house has been raided. Scattered showers...

    Edited by Trowel at 08:54:42 21-12-2012
  • mrpon 21 Dec 2012 09:14:54 32,265 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    "Itty Bitty Titty Committee"
    :D
  • Deleted user 21 December 2012 09:59:54
    I used to work with someone who Fred Talbot taught at school. He said he was a complete bastard. Didn't say anything about him being a nonce though.

    Edited by Maturin at 10:00:04 21-12-2012
  • nickthegun 21 Dec 2012 10:04:05 67,636 posts
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    At least ill never have to watch that clip of the streaker climbing onto his map again.
  • DaM 21 Dec 2012 14:35:55 15,900 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    At least ill never have to watch that clip of the streaker climbing onto his map again.
    I bet he's thinking he had a lucky escape now. Fred could have wrestled him and buggered him over the Isle of Man.
  • MrTomFTW Best Moderator, 2015 21 Dec 2012 14:37:26 44,872 posts
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    Too old.
  • nickthegun 21 Dec 2012 14:42:39 67,636 posts
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    Maturin wrote:
    I used to work with someone who Fred Talbot taught at school. He said he was a complete bastard. Didn't say anything about him being a nonce though.
    You might want to have another chat with him, because its his activities as a teacher that are being investigated.
  • richardiox 21 Dec 2012 14:52:55 6,395 posts
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    DaM wrote:
    nickthegun wrote:
    At least ill never have to watch that clip of the streaker climbing onto his map again.
    I bet he's thinking he had a lucky escape now. Fred could have wrestled him and buggered him over the Isle of Boy.
  • Deleted user 21 December 2012 15:09:01
    nickthegun wrote:
    Maturin wrote:
    I used to work with someone who Fred Talbot taught at school. He said he was a complete bastard. Didn't say anything about him being a nonce though.
    You might want to have another chat with him, because its his activities as a teacher that are being investigated.
    I know, that's why I mentioned it.
  • MrTomFTW Best Moderator, 2015 21 Dec 2012 15:15:29 44,872 posts
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    Maybe your mate just wasn't attractive.
  • RobAnybody 22 Dec 2012 09:36:38 1,177 posts
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    Interesting blog by Paul Daniels:

    http://thelifeandtimesofpauldaniels.blogspot.co.uk/2012/12/show-business-live-in-seventies.html
  • Popzeus 22 Dec 2012 09:43:52 8,424 posts
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    tl;dr: "I kissed a girl and I liked it. Not a lot, but I liked it."
  • damagedinc 22 Dec 2012 10:28:41 2,035 posts
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    ian watkins is up for conspiracy to rape my understanding is that means he hasnt actually done it maybe just talked about it. its the making photos bit and distributing.

    he would have been remanded on the basis if found guilty he will be getting a custodial sentance.
  • superdelphinus 22 Dec 2012 10:38:15 9,052 posts
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    pre-emptive strike from the magicman there
  • tuff 22 Dec 2012 14:12:21 640 posts
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    You'll like this, not a lot.
    /zip and flop

    Edited by tuff at 14:12:52 22-12-2012
  • neilka 22 Dec 2012 14:33:12 18,569 posts
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    I heard he likes to put it in them ha ha this-a-way, ha ha that-a-way, my oh my.
  • Anthony_UK 22 Dec 2012 14:51:52 2,802 posts
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    So Paul was at it too, but it wasn't his fault they wore high heels and mini skirts! I bet the thought any of them being underage never crossed his mind even once....

    'You'll like it, but not alot'

    Edited by Anthony_UK at 14:52:40 22-12-2012
  • Gruff 22 Dec 2012 14:56:38 3,194 posts
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    Gotta agree.

    Seems like there are too many people with the fucked up moral compasses

    The defence of "it was a different time" is a weak one.
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