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  • Gambit1977 11 Feb 2013 22:19:46 10,382 posts
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    Could this be included?

    http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=re1EatGRV0w&feature=player_embedded&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Ffeature%3Dplayer_embedded%26v%3Dre1EatGRV0w
  • Bremenacht 11 Feb 2013 22:22:53 19,334 posts
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    mal wrote:
    It's a neckbeard sensor!
    \o/
  • ecu 12 Feb 2013 02:54:04 77,227 posts
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    http://i.minus.com/i59yXniSzNxb7.gif
  • CosmicFuzz 12 Feb 2013 07:15:59 25,304 posts
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    Haha :-D

    How patches are ruining the future of gaming My thoughts.

  • ubergine 12 Feb 2013 13:30:02 2,671 posts
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    The hell I'll be getting an Xbox 3 if Kinect is mandatory; I read 1984, no way Microsoft are having a super-camera in my house.

    I don't play in the lounge room anyway, but sitting at a desk.

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  • Psychotext 12 Feb 2013 13:37:56 54,793 posts
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    I realised the other day that I'd fucked my missus in the living room with Kinect on... I had no idea.

    I'll throw a sock over it next time!
  • ecu 12 Feb 2013 13:39:46 77,227 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    I'll throw a sock over it next time!
    That's how I usually do it.
  • King_Edward 12 Feb 2013 13:43:38 11,466 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    I realised the other day that I'd fucked my missus in the living room with Kinect on... I had no idea.

    I'll throw a sock over it next time!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRrK2XERXOs&

    Edited by King_Edward at 13:53:17 12-02-2013
  • jellyhead 12 Feb 2013 13:46:58 24,350 posts
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    The more i hear the less i want the MS offering. Can't wait for some clarification from MS & Sony.

    Can't we just take a photo of our rooms and mount that on a card in front of the lens. Catburglar stylie?

    If it's monitoring me all the time then all it will report is:

    Jellhead is frowning at me.
    Jellhead is frowning at me.
    Jellhead is frowning at me.
    Jellhead is flicking the V's at me.
    Jellhead is frowning at me.

    and so on.

    Fuck Skynect.

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  • Psychotext 12 Feb 2013 14:09:49 54,793 posts
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    Apparently that's what the active infra-red is for. It can tell if you're real or a cutout... and if your missus is faking her orgasms.
  • ubergine 12 Feb 2013 15:30:02 2,671 posts
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    Mine doesn't even bother faking; we've both agreed she doesn't get to have them.

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  • Psychotext 12 Feb 2013 15:54:12 54,793 posts
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    Easier that way.
  • IronGiant 12 Feb 2013 18:58:56 4,611 posts
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    The new kinect can track 6 people at once apparently and tell what you're watching.. So they can charge each person for the content they watch of course :)

    It also makes the tea and gives you a BJ during downtown abbey..
  • Armoured_Bear 13 Feb 2013 14:29:10 11,659 posts
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    Don't expect the next Dual Shock to be that much different shape-wise.

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  • Ultrasoundwave 13 Feb 2013 14:35:18 3,388 posts
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    If it turned out to be very similar to the one below, i would be chuffed :

    "The worst part is, I'll have to have the break-up sex with myself!"

  • ubergine 13 Feb 2013 15:13:06 2,671 posts
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    @IronGiant Downtown Abbey is like Downton Abbey but with more prostitutes.

    So the virtual head job would be in keeping.

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  • CharlieStCloud 13 Feb 2013 15:15:01 5,355 posts
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    Looks ... different.

    I am glad there is more space between the sticks and the face-buttons; they always seem to be too close together.

    I see they are using some of the PS Vita technology, which is nice!

    ... am daftly excited about next Wednesday.
  • Psychotext 13 Feb 2013 15:37:23 54,793 posts
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    Ultrasoundwave wrote:
    If it turned out to be very similar to the one below, i would be chuffed :
    That's quite a lot different... so I wouldn't put money on it.
  • nickthegun 13 Feb 2013 16:10:17 60,990 posts
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    Will so

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  • jellyhead 13 Feb 2013 16:12:55 24,350 posts
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    They'll resurrect the Batarang controller.

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  • Flying_Pig 13 Feb 2013 16:39:44 11,327 posts
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    I don't think they'll deviate from the existing design, just further refinement.

    The silhouette of the Dual Shock pad is pretty iconic and something they actually use quite a lot.
  • sanctusmortis 13 Feb 2013 16:54:24 9,706 posts
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    I hope they make it bigger so people's hands don't cramp this time. Okay, so my hands don't cramp.

    The Kinect thing sounds dumb. MS need to learn that Nintendo dropped all that stuff for a reason, and the bloody thing's constant balls-ups are annoying as hell (how many people have had issues watching a video back where if they move at all it picks it up as a wave and does some random action?).

    But... I'm deep in their ecosystem, as I'm sure everyone else with a 360 this gen is now. I don't want to leave it, really. But the more I hear the less I want anything to do with what they're going to try sell me.
  • SparkyMarky81 13 Feb 2013 17:09:59 567 posts
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    I have a very hard time believing that Microsoft would be so out of touch as to implement some of the things that keep being rumored, especially mandatory online connection.

    We are getting closer, but the fact is a large proportion of potential Xbox buyers won't be ready for this.

    The kinect thing doesn't bother me really. If you are that arsed about it spying on you, stick something over the lens, or point it elsewhere.

    If it really has been enhanced though, it may actually become useful.

    Either way, i'm not going to get hung up on this until the official word is out and the rumors become reality.
  • Aretak 13 Feb 2013 17:10:54 10,374 posts
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    Ultrasoundwave wrote:
    If it turned out to be very similar to the one below, i would be chuffed :

    That looks pretty uncomfortable to me. The grips are too large and would make using the analogue sticks really uncomfortable in the position they're in. This, on the other hand:

    http://crumaharashop.com/pics/ps4-mockup-2.png

    I'd be pretty happy with that.
  • Ron_Justice 13 Feb 2013 17:22:48 2,468 posts
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    If rumors are to believed, it's probably going to end up being something like this:



    Edited by Ron_Justice at 17:24:43 13-02-2013

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  • King_Edward 13 Feb 2013 17:33:49 11,466 posts
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    They should really go back and work from scratch. Think about what it is that people are actually going to be using these controllers for these days.
  • richardiox 13 Feb 2013 18:33:48 5,708 posts
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    75% of the software I play is designed around an analogue stick. So if the D-pad is still in the "primary" position come PS4 ill be even more annoyed at their resolute dependence on a 1995 design from when 3D console gaming was just emerging.
  • Bremenacht 13 Feb 2013 18:45:25 19,334 posts
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    It doesn't seem ergonomic to me, in either of those pictures. You'd have to release one stick on either side in order to use it. A touchpad in that position would be a white elephant. A very, very, very small white elephant that isn't even white.
  • Bremenacht 13 Feb 2013 18:46:35 19,334 posts
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    richardiox wrote:
    75% of the software I play is designed around an analogue stick. So if the D-pad is still in the "primary" position come PS4 ill be even more annoyed at their resolute dependence on a 1995 design from when 3D console gaming was just emerging.
    Replace D-pad with a touch pad? Not sure people would like that either.
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