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  • Ultrasoundwave 4 Oct 2011 15:19:43 3,459 posts
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    EG has already run an article on what we can expect and it seems the new Xbox and Playstation are not far away.

    Obviously, we already know what Nintendo is doing next, but Microsoft and Sony are keeping their cards close to their chest. E3 2012 is 9 months away now and the rumours have been flowing already.

    Apparently the next Xbox will be announced at E3 2012.

    Also, Sony have announced that they are working on the Playstation 4.


    The 360 in particular does seem to be lagging a bit IMO. Mass Effect 2, Dead Space 2, LA Noire, Forza 3 and now Rage have all required multiple disks which implies that developers are struggling with the age of the console now. As long as Microsoft carry over Gamerscore and XBLA games to the next xbox, il be happy!. Built-in Kinect would [u]not[/u] be appreciated though.

    The Wii U doesnt look brilliant in my opinion. Its great for Nintendo that it will be able to run current gen games like COD and Arkham City, but IF Microsoft and Sony do announce new consoles at E3, the Wii U will suddenly feel obsolete.

    We all know about the "10 year plan" that Sony have with the PS3. I believe its currently on year 5 and, judging by the fact that their still releasing new games for the PS2, its fair to say that the 10 year plan will hold up. However, i doubt they will want Microsoft to get another head-start like this generation, so it will interesting to see how they react.

    When do you want the next gen of consoles and what features would you like to see?

    "The worst part is, I'll have to have the break-up sex with myself!"

  • HoriZon 4 Oct 2011 15:20:36 13,612 posts
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    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    I used to be a gamer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

  • THFourteen 4 Oct 2011 15:21:05 34,757 posts
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    Yep, Vita and iPhone 5 due imminently.
  • mothercruncher 4 Oct 2011 15:23:07 8,171 posts
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    1080p cup holder.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 4 Oct 2011 15:24:02 40,297 posts
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    PS4 will be shaped like Darth Vader's bread maker.

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  • Ultrasoundwave 4 Oct 2011 15:24:28 3,459 posts
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    HoriZon wrote:
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    I know this has been done before, but speculation and rumours seem to be turning into actual developments at the moment. The next gen could literally be one year away......

    "The worst part is, I'll have to have the break-up sex with myself!"

  • Deleted user 4 October 2011 15:24:30
    DUCK!!!!!!!
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 4 Oct 2011 15:25:27 40,297 posts
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    Also, I don't give a fuck about games coming on multiple disks. I played Monkey Island 2 on the Amiga!

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  • cianchristopher 4 Oct 2011 15:25:48 6,360 posts
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    I would like to see a penis-shaped console, that's soft and spongy like a swiss-roll, and you can cut it into slices and the games come oozing out of the tip...
  • HoriZon 4 Oct 2011 15:26:03 13,612 posts
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    DDevil wrote:
    PS4 will be shaped like Darth Vader's bread maker.

    Read that as beard maker, now Vader with a ming style beard could be cool.

    I used to be a gamer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

  • richarddavies 4 Oct 2011 15:26:35 3,066 posts
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    It would be called the "CONDOR" It would come in one colour. Gold.

    It would take square discs and play betamax tapes.

    There would be a joystick rather than a joypad and it would have a 500 Gig hard drive and 4000 gigawatt processor.

    You would have to be 21 to buy one.

    It would be illegal to sell it to females.

    When you started it up it would scream like a swooping Condor.

    When it ran the noise it makes would be similair to a petrol lawn mower.

    It would run on diesel not electricity.

    It would be fucking awesome.

  • cianchristopher 4 Oct 2011 15:30:12 6,360 posts
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    I actually really want to eat a swiss-roll now.
  • mothercruncher 4 Oct 2011 15:31:34 8,171 posts
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    That's some world class remembering if nothing else.
  • Quint2020 4 Oct 2011 15:33:13 3,484 posts
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    PenguinJim wrote:
    In case anyone doubts the extent of Ultrasoundwave's intellect, here's a quick reminder of his last thread on this topic

    Ahhh, I remember this thread, most amusing.
  • silentbob 4 Oct 2011 15:33:20 29,037 posts
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    Ultrasoundwave wrote:
    HoriZon wrote:
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    I know this has been done before, but speculation and rumours seem to be turning into actual developments at the moment. The next gen could literally be one year away......
    You mean speculation and rumours have turned into yet more speculation and rumours.

    Thread get!

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  • BillMurray 4 Oct 2011 15:33:25 7,994 posts
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    cianchristopher wrote:
    I actually really want to eat a swiss-roll now.

    As long as it's not chocolate swiss roll though. S'bit boring.

    Edit* Although...
  • cianchristopher 4 Oct 2011 15:34:09 6,360 posts
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    Whatever happened to Gran Turismo 5, huh? I thought we wouldn't need a new console, ever again. That videogames would surpass real life, in the image quality stakes.
  • Whizzo 4 Oct 2011 15:35:01 43,424 posts
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    DDevil wrote:
    Also, I don't give a fuck about games coming on multiple disks. I played Monkey Island 2 on the Amiga!
    My purchase of the Amiga 590 hard drive was one of the greatest upgrades in gaming history for me.

    /remembers with a smile

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  • Flying_Pig 4 Oct 2011 15:36:03 11,830 posts
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    I'm happy with my Current Gen consoles - except the Wii. Pish.

    I've no desire to spend another 400 on a games console at the moment
  • MiniAmin 4 Oct 2011 15:37:33 3,501 posts
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    We've already got OnLive, now all we need is Gaikai and then we'll be set! \o/

    .....\o/.....
  • THFourteen 4 Oct 2011 15:40:13 34,757 posts
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    i've already preordered the groin attachment
  • Deleted user 4 October 2011 15:40:35
    With Rare, Turn 10 and Lionhead already working on next gen stuff I'd say a new Xbox reveal next year would pretty much be a certainty

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  • Madder-Max 4 Oct 2011 15:54:19 11,751 posts
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    i want a vaginal attachment so i can screw my xbox as I get screwed by it with digital ecosystems and the like

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  • Khanivor 4 Oct 2011 15:56:50 41,485 posts
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    Yeah, swapping three discs? Fucking luxury! In my time we had multiple discs just to get the OS running!

    !!!
  • Deleted user 4 October 2011 16:07:58
    Heh Alan Wake 2 is rumoured for the next gen as well acording to CVG. When people said see you in 2017 Alan I thought they were joking but clearly not lol.
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