The Great British Bake-Off Final Page 10

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  • Dougs 6 Aug 2014 20:53:58 82,722 posts
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    My wife is convinced she went to uni with Kate, 2 years above her - St Marys, Twickenham (or from drama school). Can't find confirmation though!
  • freddymercurystwin 6 Aug 2014 20:56:36 1,191 posts
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    Good riddance Claire! Way too highly strung for this!
  • sport 6 Aug 2014 20:58:46 13,891 posts
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    Martha very cute indeed. Kate definitely the Bake-off MILF.

    But I reckon I'll be rooting for Norman - looks like a great laugh.
  • JoelStinty 6 Aug 2014 21:40:28 5,540 posts
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    Yeah team norman. Kate is cute, and Cheetara (Can't remember her name, so now thundercats will have to do) is quite attractive too.

    Nancy is early favourite.
  • barrylyndon 7 Aug 2014 12:45:56 141 posts
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    What sort of animal thinks Kate looks good? I honestly can't understand.
  • magicpanda 7 Aug 2014 12:48:57 14,600 posts
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    Kate? Mary Berry is where it's at, armed with a strap-on and a Nazi uniform.
  • Agent_Llama 7 Aug 2014 13:40:55 3,668 posts
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    magicpanda wrote:
    Kate? Mary Berry is where it's at, armed with a strap-on and a Nazi uniform.
    I was about to eat my lunch...
  • freddymercurystwin 7 Aug 2014 13:44:57 1,191 posts
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    Agent_Llama wrote:
    magicpanda wrote:
    Kate? Mary Berry is where it's at, armed with a strap-on and a Nazi uniform.
    I was about to eat my lunch...
    That made me hungry!
  • elephantjuice 7 Aug 2014 13:57:45 1,051 posts
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    I would eat Mary's Berry
  • Agent_Llama 7 Aug 2014 19:12:02 3,668 posts
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    elephantjuice wrote:
    I would eat Mary's Berry
    It would be all wrinkly and wizened. I'm sure they thaw her out from cryostasis each year just for Bake Off.
  • boo 7 Aug 2014 21:33:17 13,215 posts
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    Can't stand any of the four presenters. Mary Berry looks like skeletor - never trust a thin baker. Paul Hollywood cheated on his wife, which makes him a bit of a scumbag in my book.
    And Mel & Sue are about as funny as the chuckle brothers. I.e. not at all.

    Martha works for Waitrose, so the Partnership's really giving her a lot of support. Hope she wins!

    Edited by boo at 21:33:34 07-08-2014
  • CharlieStCloud 7 Aug 2014 22:32:00 5,812 posts
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    boo wrote:
    Paul Hollywood cheated on his wife, which makes him a bit of a scumbag in my book.
    This is the reason why my brothers partner (and her sister) stopped watching the show. That and getting annoyed about not being able to bake a decent cake!
  • freddymercurystwin 13 Aug 2014 20:34:00 1,191 posts
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    I predict Martha is gonna get more an more racy every week.
  • Deleted user 13 August 2014 20:45:49
    Martha is talented mind. The cake she's making now looks pretty good.
  • DugBriderider 13 Aug 2014 21:06:51 774 posts
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    Jorden has to go I'm having trouble watching him as representative of geek culture.
  • elstoof 13 Aug 2014 21:27:35 18,186 posts
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    I would definitely be willing to fortify Martha's dough, knead her dumplings and put a bun in her oven.
  • elstoof 13 Aug 2014 21:30:12 18,186 posts
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    If you know what I mean *wink*
  • Metalfish 13 Aug 2014 21:54:16 9,159 posts
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    I would consider intercourse with some participants.
  • BillMurray 13 Aug 2014 23:33:07 9,018 posts
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    Yeah Jordan is a bellend. Hope he goes. Nancy is very good, plus she's doing a lot better than the local lass we had last year.
  • elstoof 14 Aug 2014 06:39:45 18,186 posts
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    Bread week next week then, and it's got me thinking about how I'd like to sprinkle my seed mix over Marsha's baps, pipe my custard into her sugared donut, then make love to her.
  • boo 14 Aug 2014 07:59:57 13,215 posts
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    /dials 999

    "Which service do you require?"
    "Euphemism squad, please. Multiple transgressions in the Bake-Off thread."
  • FWB 27 Aug 2014 20:49:13 53,719 posts
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    What a cunt that old bint is.
  • Razz 27 Aug 2014 20:49:52 63,190 posts
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    Oh shit!
  • Razz 27 Aug 2014 20:50:20 63,190 posts
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    Fucking bustard, how could they leave his cake out of the freezer like that
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