If you were raped, would you report it?

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  • Deleted user 1 October 2011 18:35:42
    I just read this. Can't decide.
  • Kosmoz 1 Oct 2011 18:38:52 7,908 posts
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    Yes.

    Every girl I ever kissed I was thinking of a pro footballer.

  • nickthegun 1 Oct 2011 18:39:35 62,540 posts
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    I'll tell you what I wouldn't do, I wouldn't tell fruit_salad.

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  • King_Edward 1 Oct 2011 18:40:31 11,471 posts
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    No. No need to pester the police with such minor offences.
  • Tom_Servo 1 Oct 2011 18:40:40 18,082 posts
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    Yes, it's Saturday evening on EG!
  • gooner77 1 Oct 2011 18:43:57 951 posts
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    if she was nice looking. no
  • Whatsfor 1 Oct 2011 18:46:47 2,187 posts
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    Doesn't Gremmi live in Southampton?

    Not accusing him of anything of course... ;-)
  • heyyo 1 Oct 2011 18:46:58 14,364 posts
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    Reporting it to police /= telling the 'lads'
  • Deleted user 1 October 2011 18:49:56
    Why was he sex attacking the footpath?
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 1 Oct 2011 18:51:08 41,069 posts
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    Whatsfor wrote:
    Doesn't Gremmi live in Southampton?

    Not accusing him of anything of course... ;-)
    You're a few thousand miles out there buddy.

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  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 1 Oct 2011 18:54:46 16,905 posts
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    Police were baffled by a series of dozens of similar offences in the Earl's Court area last weekend.

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  • Lukus 1 Oct 2011 19:02:38 19,582 posts
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    So, without wishing to sound crude, the guy was raped in the bumhole? By just one guy? Without a weapon?
    Now, I'm no expert on the logistics of man on man rape, but he must have been the most puny guy in the world. Surely you'd fight with all your might to not let it happen.

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  • Lukus 1 Oct 2011 19:03:59 19,582 posts
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    And yes, of course I'd report it. But I'd like to think I'd break the rapists face before he got his penis anywhere near my sexy body.

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  • Deleted user 1 October 2011 19:10:09
    5 am Saturday morning, maybe he was hammered and staggering home.

    Better ways of sobering up I guess.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 1 Oct 2011 19:16:20 41,069 posts
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    Ummm, does rape include stuff like a finger up the bum and touching of genitals or does that fall under sexual assault. Is there even a distinction?

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  • Lukus 1 Oct 2011 19:16:37 19,582 posts
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    Hmm, good point. Thinking about it, I've been in drunken states where I've been incapable of walking let alone fighting off a sex fiend.

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  • TechnoHippy 1 Oct 2011 19:17:34 14,707 posts
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    I would make sure to report it here first, just to see how long it would take for the "/Stealth I've had sex" reply.

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  • ResidentKnievel 1 Oct 2011 19:19:32 6,328 posts
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    For a minute there I thought BlizeH was back and starting threads, again.

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  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 1 Oct 2011 19:35:58 16,905 posts
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    TechnoHippy wrote:
    I would make sure to report it here first, just to see how long it would take for the "/Stealth I've had sex" reply.
    /stealth I've been raped post

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  • Stickman 1 Oct 2011 19:52:13 29,660 posts
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    Aargh. wrote:
    Why was he sex attacking the footpath?

    Cos he's a total cycle path.

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  • Deleted user 1 October 2011 20:05:25
    Probably not because i would worry that it might make it in the local newspaper, or even more. For some reason I think I would feel embarrassed.
  • Kosmoz 1 Oct 2011 20:08:23 7,908 posts
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    Would you count it in the lad conversation, "How many people have you had sex with?"?

    Every girl I ever kissed I was thinking of a pro footballer.

  • jonsaan 1 Oct 2011 20:13:52 25,728 posts
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    If I was raped he'd be so exhausted and satisfied afterwards that he'd be asleep at the scene of the crime.

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  • PearOfAnguish 1 Oct 2011 20:20:02 7,543 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    So, without wishing to sound crude, the guy was raped in the bumhole? By just one guy? Without a weapon?
    Now, I'm no expert on the logistics of man on man rape, but he must have been the most puny guy in the world. Surely you'd fight with all your might to not let it happen.

    Perhaps it's like those incidents where people show up in A&E with a potato jammed up their flue and claim to have fallen on it while vacuuming the top of a curtain rail in the nude.
  • prawnking1980 1 Oct 2011 20:28:34 6,160 posts
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    /plays duelling banjos
  • Dougs 1 Oct 2011 20:34:35 70,876 posts
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    Stickman wrote:
    Aargh. wrote:
    Why was he sex attacking the footpath?
    Cos he's a total cycle path.
    That still makes me laugh. Much like the man with a giant orange for a head.
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