House Cleaning, Car Washing, Dog Walking.....Game Playing services

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  • Red-Moose 18 Sep 2011 15:05:04 5,345 posts
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    I have a new idea for a service. I am playing Deus Ex: HR at the moment, but TBH I'd rather instruct someone else what to do while watching the screen as I am feeling particularly tired today. Unfortunately that really doesn't seem possible.

    Would this work? You hire someone to come in, play the game as you direct. It would be just like the other stuff like dog walking or cleaning services. A total luxury. Is it a goer or a bit mad? I am unsure. Dragon's Den?
  • Fozzie_bear 18 Sep 2011 15:07:24 15,314 posts
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    You need locking up for your own safety.

    And for that reason.... ahm oot.

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  • Deleted user 18 September 2011 15:12:33
    I'm sure the dragon with the massive shoulder pads who made her money from trading in pallets would absolutely love the idea, simply because she wouldn't know what you're talking about, but she likes you.

    £100,000 for 20% of "the business"

  • Deleted user 18 September 2011 15:15:03
    You could probably get this as an extra from a local escort
  • coojam 18 Sep 2011 15:56:43 625 posts
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    What you're saying is you're too lazy to play video games?

    Have you heard of watching the telly?
  • Red-Moose 18 Sep 2011 16:16:53 5,345 posts
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    Might be better if you could just do it online and people could pay to play your game that you bought, sort of like renting it using microtransaction type prices allowing them to play much cheaper, and you could tell them what to do and where to go. I can't believe no-one has ever thought of this before.
  • Whizzo 18 Sep 2011 16:21:48 42,760 posts
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    No-one has thought of it before because it's stupid.

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  • Collymilad 18 Sep 2011 16:37:53 1,266 posts
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    Surely if you're directing them all you're cutting out is the movement of your own thumbs?

    All the mental work (which is the main pain in the ass bit of playing games when you're tired) is still there if you're telling the guy what to do. Not that playing games is difficult mentally or anything, but you know what I mean.
  • jonsaan 18 Sep 2011 16:39:57 25,251 posts
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    If I give you a fiver extra will you give me a hummer?

    FCUTA!

  • BillMurray 18 Sep 2011 16:42:44 7,235 posts
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    YouTube.com
  • Vortex808 18 Sep 2011 16:48:13 6,564 posts
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    Man, I thought you were offering to do *my* household chores so *I* could game.

    This thread is full of disappointment.
  • jonsaan 18 Sep 2011 16:51:28 25,251 posts
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    As someone has said it's the mental bit of playing a game that one is simply too tired to do sometimes. I think your idea is flawed. You haven't thought this through have you? What's your bottom line? How much profit will you make in year one? For that reason I too, am out.

    Also. Your idea may be better if you would meet me at a hotel of my choice. Come into the darkened room, take off your clothes and begin to play super mario brothers on all fours.

    FCUTA!

  • Xardan 18 Sep 2011 17:23:58 717 posts
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    Justin.tv or Twitch.tv

    “You are what you write.”

  • dutchspeededup 18 Sep 2011 17:48:42 4,368 posts
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    I finished Deus Ex for you. You owe me £400.

  • Deleted user 18 September 2011 18:28:38
    LEFT LEFT JUMP
  • PazJohnMitch 18 Sep 2011 18:32:25 7,267 posts
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    When I was at school a kid paid me £5 to complete Goldeneye for him.

    Was that kid you Red-Moose?
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