Top Gun 3D

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  • BinaryBob101 12 Sep 2011 17:28:56 26,334 posts
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    This is really a thread dedicated to Megastar, who is the biggest fan in the world of this homoerotic, fly-boy, blockbuster.

    Top Gun is coming back and being lovingly converted into 3D. The plan is to release it again in early 2012.

    http://www.aintitcool.com/node/51164

    /gay
  • ecu 12 Sep 2011 17:33:14 79,066 posts
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    Why 3D? Just re-release the damn thing as it originally was.

    I'm glad the Jurassic Park re-release hasn't had shonky 3D forced on it.
  • oceanmotion 12 Sep 2011 17:38:34 16,872 posts
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    Ah fuck off cinema. What could possibly be good in this, 3D Nipples, 3D squint teeth Cruise, 3D Volleyball. Jesus Christ.

    Top Gun, dunnan, nnanaan, dunananan, naaaa!
  • the_dudefather 12 Sep 2011 17:41:13 9,981 posts
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    They should make a 4D version

    when the tower gets buzzed, scalding coffee is sprayed in your face
  • megastar 12 Sep 2011 17:54:18 17,239 posts
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    YES!!!!!!!!

    Heres something for you bob in return: the er- plaque for the alternates is in the ladies room
  • megastar 12 Sep 2011 18:03:41 17,239 posts
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    Volleyball scene in 3D eh??? :)
  • BinaryBob101 12 Sep 2011 18:22:01 26,334 posts
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    megastar wrote:
    YES!!!!!!!!

    Heres something for you bob in return: the er- plaque for the alternates is in the ladies room

    Take me to bed, or lose me forever!
  • CosmicFuzz 12 Sep 2011 18:27:26 30,621 posts
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    the_dudefather wrote:
    They should make a 4D version

    when the tower gets buzzed, scalding coffee is sprayed in your face
    When they're playing volleyball a fat older man jerks off into your face.
  • coojam 12 Sep 2011 21:59:53 625 posts
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    I wish cinemas would show older classics like this more regularly. I really wanted to see Back to the Future on its re-release earlier this year, but missed it because it was only on for about a day.

    Although I couldn't care less about 3D, at least it should guarantee a decent stint at the box office.
  • Trowel 12 Sep 2011 22:02:20 20,426 posts
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    Where's furbs?
  • Razz 13 Sep 2011 00:10:48 63,017 posts
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    Mother Goose, you pussy!
  • RobTheBuilder 13 Sep 2011 00:15:06 6,521 posts
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    Surely the fake - added 3D won't be as good as the 'real' thing?

    Also Titanic with 3D. I never thought I could hate that film more than I do...
  • Furbs 14 Sep 2011 23:02:57 45,734 posts
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    Holllleeee shit. I just watched this on bluray on Sunday and thought to myself how amazing this would be in 3D (it actually won't since none of the scenes really lend themselves to it).

    Day one though, I'm there. The 3D glasses need to be aviator style.
  • Razz 16 Sep 2011 16:14:16 63,017 posts
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    TOP GUN HIGH FIVE
  • Deleted user 16 September 2011 16:20:42
    I love the Cruiser!

    I always thought they shoulda added his name into the tagline for one of the Mission Impossibles.

    Imagine - Mission Impossible III: Cruise Control
  • askew 16 Sep 2011 16:22:11 14,447 posts
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    Razz wrote:
    TOP GUN HIGH FIVE

    /attempts and misses the difficult reverse hit.
  • Razz 16 Sep 2011 16:28:54 63,017 posts
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    /accidentally gropes
  • X201 16 Sep 2011 16:33:44 17,504 posts
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    RobTheBuilder wrote:

    Also Titanic with 3D.

    Dear Mr Cameron,

    Please stop fannying about with 3D. Get your arse in gear and release The Abyss on Blu-ray. Hopefully sometime before the next ice age. Thank you.

    Yours
    X201
  • Deleted user 16 September 2011 16:42:36
    Do you think Tom Cruise refers to his cock as "The Cruise Missile"?

    I would, if I was Tom Cruise*.

    *Disclaimer: I am not Tom Cruise.
  • X201 16 Sep 2011 16:47:56 17,504 posts
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    Fozzie_bear wrote:
    Do you think Tom Cruise refers to his cock as "The Cruise Missile"?

    I would, if I was Tom Cruise*.

    *Disclaimer: I am not Tom Cruise.

    I don't think he keeps chickens.
  • beastmaster 12 Dec 2012 20:37:17 15,634 posts
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    Uber-bump! Feb 8th 2013! in IMAX too.

  • monkehhh 12 Dec 2012 20:42:54 4,404 posts
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    beastmaster's film of the year 2013 right here!

    But seriously, TOP GUN. Might even go see it :)

    Edited by monkehhh at 20:43:07 12-12-2012
  • Kostabi 12 Dec 2012 20:53:41 5,782 posts
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    A 3D re-release eats more dicks than Cruise.
  • Fake_Blood 12 Dec 2012 20:55:05 6,511 posts
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    A few years ago I was surprised to find out that Goose was that guy from ER.
  • beastmaster 12 Dec 2012 21:00:37 15,634 posts
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    the only thing that would top this is Die Hard in 3D IMAX.
  • StarchildHypocrethes 12 Dec 2012 21:16:37 29,068 posts
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    This excites me.
  • neilka 12 Dec 2012 21:43:50 18,702 posts
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    "IT'S LIKE THEIR COCKS ARE COMING RIGHT AT ME"

    "You're still in the foyer sir"
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